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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store
and he asked for my autograph. --Shirley Temple
Holiday Eating Advice.
Its that time of the year again when we tend to overdo things so here are a few thoughts to ponder:
“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.”
James Beard.
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.”
Samuel Johnson
“The cook was a good cook as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.”
HH Munro
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
Steven Wright.
“Cursed is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds.”
Christopher Driver
“If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give
the soup a French taste.”
Jonathan Swift
“Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.”
George Burns
“Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in it’s infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.”
Oscar Wilde
“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.”
Jo Brand.
“The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am.”
Charles Pierce.
“I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There’s no pleasure worth foregoing
just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.”
John Mortimer
“Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.”
Henry Miller
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