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Ability is of little account without opportunity. Lucille Ball Chunder Technicolor yawn Vomit Puking or throwing-up Cobber Friend Cockie Farmer. Cooee A bush yell for when you are lost Crook Sick, or badly made. Crow eater A South Australian. Dag A funny person, nerd, goof, loser. Daks Trousers in Australia, but underpants in New Zealand. Confusion between the two may lead to an embarrassing situation! Darwin stubbie A 1.25 litre bottle of beer. Careful! “Stubbies” are also a popular brand of men’s shorts. Digger A soldier, originally meaning an ANZAC soldier Dill An idiot. Ding bat Fool. Dinkum, dinky di Genuine, truthful, the real thing Donk Car or boat engine. Donkey’s years a long time......ages Drink with the flies To drink alone. Drongo An unintelligent and worthless person Dunny The toilet, W.C.or bathroom. If someone busting to know where the dunny is, tell ‘em to “follow their nose to the thunderbox”. Earbash Talk nonstop Esky Portable icebox or cooler - it’s always a good idea to have one in the boot stocked with some cold ones just in case the party’s bar runs dry. Fair Dinkum Kosher, the real thing - as in “Fair Dinkum Aussie” (true blue Aussie original). Often used by itself as a rhetorical question to express astonishment verging on disbelief ... “Fair Dinkum, mate?” (you’ve got to be kidding, haven’t you?) Fair go Give someone a break Five finger discount Shoplift Flyer female kangaroo Footpath Sidewalk Footy Aussie Rules Galah A noisy parrot, used to describe someone who is noisy and nonsensical Game Brave G’arn Go on, you’re kidding! G’day Universal greeting, used anytime day or night, but never as a farewell. Pronounced “gud-eye”, usually followed by “mate” (mite) or a typically strung-together “howyagoinallright”(= how are you today, feeling pretty good?) Good as gold Great! Good Onya Omnipresent term of approval, sometimes ironic Grizzle To complain Grog Liquor, beer. BYOG is “bring your own grog” Grouse Rhymes with “house” - means outstanding, tremendous. Can be applied universally to all things social ... “grouse birds(women), grouse band FL Computers. Dargaville Four Square Discount Supermarket 111 Victoria Street, Dargaville 0310 Phone: (09) 439 1083 Open 7 Days 122 Victoria Street. Dargaville. Phone: (09) 439 0496. E-Mail: flcomputers@xtra.co.nz
Page 1 and 2: Volume 2 No 26 The Kaipara Konnecti
Page 3 and 4: A man does not have to be an angel
Page 5 and 6: Civilization had too many rules for
Page 7 and 8: Be nice to the whites, they need yo
Page 9 and 10: Our pleasures were simple - they in
Page 11 and 12: Some of my best leading men have be
Page 13 and 14: FOOD! This week it’s “Potatoes
Page 15 and 16: I dress to kill, but tastefully. Fr
Page 17 and 18: Politics doesn’t make strange bed
Page 19: I have flabby thighs, but fortunate
Page 23 and 24: You and I come by road or rail, but
Page 25 and 26: Pad Thai As a child my family’s m
Page 27 and 28: I saved a girl from being attacked

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