The Cowboy Philosopher - Activity Connection

"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have
never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at
yourself you forget to hate your enemies. "
“They may call me a 'rube' and a 'hick,' but I'd a lot rather be the man who
bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.”
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your
pocket."
"In 1914, United States Marines landed at Vera Cruz, Mexico, to protect Standard
Oil's interests. Next week, Standard Oil, in repayment for the Marines' courtesy,
raised price of gas three cents."
"I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it
look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't."
"There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they
now do."
"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."
"You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going
broke betting on people."
"They used to take your horse and if they were caught, they got hung for it. Now if
they take your car and if they are caught, it's a miracle."
"There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes
you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing."
"Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead."
~ Will Rogers
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