The Cowboy Philosopher - Activity Connection

“One way to solve the traffic problem would be to keep all the cars that are
not paid for off the streets. Children could use the streets for playgrounds
then.”
“I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a
town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.”
“In Hollywood, you can see things at night that are fast
enough to be in the Olympics in the daytime.”
“Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote
learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment
prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as
good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we
would have the smartest race of people on earth.”
“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that
counts.”
“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.”
“The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is
looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope,
but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.”
“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud
yourself.”
“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.”
“Things ain't what they used to be and never were.”
"My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met 'em at the boat."
“You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.”
"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there."
"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is
the matter-he's got to just know."
"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
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