The Cowboy Philosopher - Activity Connection

"Never miss a chance to shut up."
“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot
to the town gossip.”
“Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock
and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't
buy it.”
“If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?”
“Americans are getting like a Ford car. They all have the same exact parts, the
same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.”
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around."
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed
through life trying to save.”
“I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twentyeight
years ago.”
"No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are?
The Atlantic and Pacific oceans."
“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for
something they don't need.”
"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as
they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.”
“An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make
people laugh.”
“And the thing about my jokes is they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or
leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or
whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a
joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!”
“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”
“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”
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