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"Willie Mays and his glove: where triples go to die." - Dodgers executive Fresco<br />

Thompson.<br />

"I bought the Braves for two reasons. To get an autographed baseball without<br />

pleading for it and to get good seats." - Ted Turner (Atlanta Braves owner)<br />

"When they smile, blood drips off their teeth." - on agents, Ted Turner, Atlanta<br />

Braves owner<br />

"I'm not very smart. I think I can prove that. Who would accept a job with Marge<br />

Schott's dog, Ted Turner, and George Steinbrenner as your boss?" - Peter<br />

Ueberroth, commissioner<br />

"Good pitching will always beat good hitting and vice versa." - Bob Veal<br />

"I played third base like Brooks ... Mel Brooks." - Andy Van Slyke<br />

"I couldn't have driven Miss Daisy home today." - Andy Van Slyke<br />

On his Earth Day contributions: "I plan to replace all divots in the outfield." - Andy<br />

Van Slyke<br />

On the difference between being home or on the road: "On the road when you do<br />

downstairs for coffee in your underwear, they throw you out of the kitchen." -<br />

Andy Van Slyke<br />

"They had better defense at Pearl Harbor." - Andy Van Slyke<br />

"He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium<br />

kangaroo shorts." - Andy Van Slyke<br />

"The biggest adjustments from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal<br />

money." - Andy Van Slyke<br />

"I have an alka seltzer bat. You know, plop, plop, fizz, fizz. When pitchers see me<br />

walk to the plate, they say 'Oh what a relief it is'" - Andy Van Slyke<br />

When asked if he died and could be reincarnated who would he come back as? "My<br />

wife. Then I could see how wonderful I am." - Andy Van Slyke<br />

"A rabbit didn't have to think to know what to do to dodge a dog...The same kind<br />

of instinct told Babe Ruth what to do and where to be." - Sammy Vick<br />

"That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to<br />

Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on the ball." - Bill Veeck, 1976

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