Baseball quotes.pdf - Baseball Excellence
Baseball quotes.pdf - Baseball Excellence
Baseball quotes.pdf - Baseball Excellence
You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
"Willie Mays and his glove: where triples go to die." - Dodgers executive Fresco<br />
Thompson.<br />
"I bought the Braves for two reasons. To get an autographed baseball without<br />
pleading for it and to get good seats." - Ted Turner (Atlanta Braves owner)<br />
"When they smile, blood drips off their teeth." - on agents, Ted Turner, Atlanta<br />
Braves owner<br />
"I'm not very smart. I think I can prove that. Who would accept a job with Marge<br />
Schott's dog, Ted Turner, and George Steinbrenner as your boss?" - Peter<br />
Ueberroth, commissioner<br />
"Good pitching will always beat good hitting and vice versa." - Bob Veal<br />
"I played third base like Brooks ... Mel Brooks." - Andy Van Slyke<br />
"I couldn't have driven Miss Daisy home today." - Andy Van Slyke<br />
On his Earth Day contributions: "I plan to replace all divots in the outfield." - Andy<br />
Van Slyke<br />
On the difference between being home or on the road: "On the road when you do<br />
downstairs for coffee in your underwear, they throw you out of the kitchen." -<br />
Andy Van Slyke<br />
"They had better defense at Pearl Harbor." - Andy Van Slyke<br />
"He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium<br />
kangaroo shorts." - Andy Van Slyke<br />
"The biggest adjustments from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal<br />
money." - Andy Van Slyke<br />
"I have an alka seltzer bat. You know, plop, plop, fizz, fizz. When pitchers see me<br />
walk to the plate, they say 'Oh what a relief it is'" - Andy Van Slyke<br />
When asked if he died and could be reincarnated who would he come back as? "My<br />
wife. Then I could see how wonderful I am." - Andy Van Slyke<br />
"A rabbit didn't have to think to know what to do to dodge a dog...The same kind<br />
of instinct told Babe Ruth what to do and where to be." - Sammy Vick<br />
"That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to<br />
Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on the ball." - Bill Veeck, 1976