Baseball quotes.pdf - Baseball Excellence

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the
second half you give what's left."
"The game isn't over until it's over."
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to
yours."
Yogi's wife Carmen: "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you
played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have
you buried?"
Yogi: "Surprise me."
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I
change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get
mad at myself?"
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
When told by the New York mayor's wife that he looked cool in his new summer suit,
Yogi said, "You don't look so hot yourself."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
Dining at an italian restaurant, a waitress asked Berra how many slices she should cut
his pizza, he replied, "You better make it 4, I don't think I could eat 8."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
Jerry Coleman
"There's a long fly left centerfield, he got all of that one, it's to the wall, at the wall,
and that ball is caught, no I mean he dropped it, wait a minute he caught it! That
was the best play Greg Vaughn made of his life!"
"There's a one hopper gloved by the third baseman! (pause) Pardon me it was
liner."
"And the Padres win the National League Wes.. oh just got a little exicted." -
during the '96 season, the Padres were one pitch away from clinching it, after a ground
ball was hit foul
"Ohhh doctor. You can hang a star on the whole season!