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THE SECOND BOOKE 515
As when a farious ball to his first combate mooves
His terror-breeding lowes, his borne to anger proove?,
Striving against a trees trunke, and the wmde with strokes,
His preface made to fight with scattered sand, provokes.
When I chance to he angrie it is in the earnestest
manner that may he, hut yet as briefly and as secretly
as is possihle. I lose my selfe in hastiness and violence,
but not in trouhle. So that let me spend all manner
of injurious words at randome and without all heed,
and never respect to place my points pertinently, and
where they may doe most hurt: for commonly I
employ nothing but my tongue. My hoyes scape better
cheape in great matters then in small trifles. Slight
occasions surprise me, and the mischief e is that after you
are once falne into the pits it is no matter who thrusts
vou in, you never cease till you come to the hottome.
; fhe fall presseth, hasteneth, mooveth, and furthereth
it selfe. In great occasions I am pleased that they are
so just, that every body expects a reasonable anger to
insue. I glorify my selfe to deceive their expectation.
Against these I handy and prepare my selfe; they
make me summon un my wits and threaten to carry me
very farre if I woula follow them. I easily keepe my
selfe from falling into them, and if 1 stay for them
1 am strong enough to reject the impulsion of this
passion, what violent cause soever it hath. But if it
seize upon and once preoccupate me, what vaine cause
soever it hath, it doth cleatie transport me : I condition
thus with those that may contest with me, when
you perceive me to be first angry, be it right or wrong,
let me hold on my course, I will do the like to you
whenever it shall come to my lot. The rage is not
engendred but by the concurrencie of cholers, which
are easily produced one of another, and are not borne
at one instant. Let us allow every man his course, so
shall we ever be in peace. Oh profitable prescription,
but of an hard execution ! I shall some time seeme to
be angry for the order and direction of my house,
without any just emotion. According as my age
yeeldeth my humours more sharp and peevish, so do I