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Arbeit macht frei: - Fredrick Töben

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He nodded solemnly. ‘And do you know why he killed himself,’ he asked<br />

me, daring me to know the answer, the answer he had learned in school,<br />

from a friend. ‘It was because the gas bill was too high. He couldn’t afford<br />

it.’<br />

No, my little brother didn’t realize he was joking.<br />

Or the time my young sister took a practical joke literally, and on<br />

Holocaust Day in school, publicly announced that Chihuahuas were the<br />

number one killer dogs during the Holocaust, responsible for the murder<br />

of many Jews. To this day she shakes uncontrollably whenever she sees a<br />

picture of Paris Hilton and her pocket sized dog in her purse.<br />

As a child someone convinced me that Hitler was responsible for<br />

inventing cigarettes, in order to give Jews lung cancer.<br />

It all boils down to whether we even want to know the facts. You can<br />

create as many Holocaust museums as you want, but if the crowds are all<br />

lined up to see a bunch of inglorious basterds destroy the Nazis singlehandedly,<br />

then there may, God forbid, come a time when entertainment<br />

becomes a place of reality and the museums become a home for the<br />

discarded relics of the past, things like the sign above the Auschwitz<br />

Concentration camp.<br />

And Chihuahuas will take the place of Doberman Pinchers.<br />

And Hitler will have killed himself because he couldn’t ‘afford’ to keep<br />

killing Jews.<br />

And, darn, if only the Master Race hadn’t made those silly mistakes we’d<br />

all be demi-gods today.<br />

It’s time to give the Holocaust a reality check… today.<br />

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