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Underground Rivers - University of New Mexico

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Chapter 21 -- Boys Club Singles<br />

The Mystery <strong>of</strong> the Piper's Ghost (1954) by Zillah Macdonald<br />

involves a mysterious bagpiper rising out <strong>of</strong> a Nova Scotia lake. Our<br />

boys suspect that this relates to a secret gold mine and become lost<br />

in the tunnels.<br />

Emerging, a la Sinbad, from a cave river into a<br />

strange world is a standard ploy in Boys Club<br />

fiction. In the American-Czech hybrid film<br />

Journey to the Beginning <strong>of</strong> Time (1955), four<br />

boys row into a cave in <strong>New</strong> York's Central Park<br />

and emerge into a prehistoric world. After their<br />

boat is crushed by a dinosaur, they travel yet<br />

further back in time on a makeshift raft and<br />

themselves begin to become primitive. In<br />

mythology fashion, they at last return to the sea. ,<br />

The film was serialized into 5-minute chapters for<br />

U.S. television.<br />

A Hollow-Earth passage via Brazil has long been speculated<br />

(Chapter 14, Hollow Earth Geophysics), something which may<br />

have been <strong>of</strong> use to the Nazis. Consider "Operation<br />

Earthworm," Fantastic Universe, September 1955, by Joe<br />

Archibald<br />

"For the last seventy years, all we have thought about was<br />

outer space... I am announcin' for the benefit <strong>of</strong> the press and<br />

everybody from here to Mars and Jupiter and back that I<br />

intend to explore inner space! I have already got the project<br />

underway...<br />

The Magnificent Mole is built mostly <strong>of</strong> titanium, a metal which<br />

is only about half as heavy as steel and twice as rugged. It is<br />

not quite as big in diameter as the auger, for if it was any<br />

Martian moron knows we would scrape our sides away before<br />

we got down three miles...<br />

Whir-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-o-o-om! The Mole shudders like a citizen looking at his income tax bite and<br />

then starts boring. There is a big bright light all around us, changing color every second, then<br />

there is a sound like all the pneumatomic drills in all the universe is biting through a thousand<br />

four-inch layers <strong>of</strong> titanium plate...<br />

I look at the instrument panel again and see we are close to being seven thousand miles down,<br />

and all at once the gauges show we are out <strong>of</strong> energy. I look out the port and see a fish staring<br />

in at me, and a crab with eyes like two poached eggs swimming in ketchup.<br />

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