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I say, “A little gum wouldn’t hurt.”<br />
While my friends fish through their packs for gum, I<br />
swallow my guilt and wonder why I’m acting so bitchy.<br />
Then, it hits me. After fourteen years of being the daughter<br />
of the sperm donor, the sister of no one, the roommate of<br />
Mr. Arthur—I’m now Ruthie Bayer, niece of Martine on<br />
Men. She’s mine. I thought I wanted to share her. But I<br />
don’t.<br />
“Hey.” Perry nods his head as he passes by us.<br />
Instantly, I flush. “Hey!” I reply. Though I try to sound<br />
casual, “Hey” flies out of my mouth with an exclamation<br />
point. I’m such a spaz.<br />
“Hey, Jen,” I hear Perry say behind me.<br />
My head spins around. Jenna Wilson emerges from a<br />
crowd of kids like a blooming rosebud. She wears pink from<br />
head to toe. Her flip-flops are even decorated with fuchsia<br />
feathers. God, she’s so . . . so . . . girly. Looking at my brown<br />
sandals, I feel like a truck driver. Even with my fresh pedi.<br />
“Hey, Perry,” <strong>Perfect</strong> <strong>Girl</strong> says, with the perfect amount<br />
of friendliness, calm, and dignity. She smiles. Her cheeks are<br />
perfectly pink! My heart hits the floor.<br />
Perry’s abbreviation of Jenna’s name feels like a stab<br />
wound. Since when does he call her “Jen”? Since when does<br />
he call her anything? And how does she know his name?<br />
“Cute shorts,” Jenna says to me as she walks past.<br />
Glancing down at my denim shorts from Target, I can’t tell<br />
if she’s making fun of me or not.<br />
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