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is moments away?!<br />
“Do we have any turkey bacon?” I call down the stairs.<br />
Best to act normal, I decide. Mom will be suspicious otherwise.<br />
“No,” Mom says. “I’m making you sausage.”<br />
“Okay!” I call out, my voice chirpy. “I’ll be down in a<br />
few minutes!”<br />
In desperation, I pull off my capris and pull on old<br />
Levi’s and a new T-shirt. No shoes at all.<br />
Number Two: The whole town will know that Aunt<br />
Marty has arrived. It’s impossible to keep any secrets in this<br />
town, much less a big one, like New York’s Goddess of Love<br />
coming home. And how long before the reason for her visit<br />
is revealed? To personally counsel her virginal niece on<br />
seducing the boy next door.<br />
Yes, I’m definitely going to throw up.<br />
“Your orange juice is on the table, Ruthie,” Mom<br />
shouts.<br />
That’s when I hear it. A car pulling up. My heart plummets<br />
to the pit of my stomach. My upper lip sprouts sweat.<br />
Leaping for the window, I peel back the curtain and peer<br />
out.<br />
There she is.<br />
Her shiny gold car sparkles in the morning sunlight. She<br />
pokes one pointy toe of her strappy red high heels out the<br />
car door. Then the other. Rising up, she inhales the warm<br />
air. She stretches like a pampered Persian cat. I watch her<br />
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