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“The basics! Thank God!” I clap my hands. Aunt Marty begins. “Number One, never forg—” “Yoo-hoo!” My neck pivots toward the open window. Five heads are crammed into the space, all grinning. “Martha! Remember me?” It’s Mrs. Fannerife, the woman who now lives above Taylor’s—though Taylor’s is long gone. She’s almost as old as Mr. Arthur—and almost as deaf. I used to wonder why they never hooked up until Mr. Arthur once said, “That Betty Fannerife will talk your ear off!” Walter Maynard’s mom is next to Mrs. Fannerife in the window. She looks like her son. Was there a sale on blackrimmed glasses? Mrs. Latanza is pressing her pointy nose up to the screen. Hovering above all of them are my geography teacher, Mr. Sheeak, and his “friend,” Kyle. Both men wear polo shirts with the collars flipped up. “We’ve come for the reveal!” Kyle says, practically bursting. Aunt Marty howls. Without grunting (like my mom does), she rises up from the couch, slips back into her shoes, and glides to the front door. “Come on in!” she says. Come in? Hey! I want to scream, What happened to the Perry Plan?! Kyle pushes in ahead of the group and shrieks. “Periwinkle blue walls! They’re fabulous!” 92

Aunt Marty steps back and watches our neighbors ooh and aah over her efforts. I sit slumped on the white couch like a sullen kid. Mrs. Maynard sighs and says, “Remember your sweet sixteen party in this room, Martha? Well, of course you wouldn’t remember.” “I remember,” Aunt Marty says. “That pink dress! My, you were beautiful.” Aunt Marty in a pink dress? In our Odessa living room? No way can I picture that. Obviously, Aunt Marty is having trouble picturing it, too, because she gets a faraway look on her face and says, “That was a lifetime ago.” The group follows my aunt to the back of the house. I get up—not grunting, but moaning impatiently a little— and tag along. Once we enter the sunporch, my jaw drops just as it had when I first came through the front door. “Goodness,” Mr. Sheeak says. “Finally,” adds Mrs. Latanza. The walls are painted a soft red. “Persimmon,” offers Aunt Marty. “Apparently, colors that start with a P are my prevailing passion,” she adds, giggling. “It’s so pretty!” Mrs. Fannerife says, one hand on each cheek. The old Astroturf carpet in the sunporch is gone. The wood floor is painted in a white-and-apple-green checkerboard, the peeling windowpanes have all been scraped, repaired, and repainted. Again, I’m stunned that this 93

“The basics! Thank God!” I clap my hands.<br />

Aunt Marty begins. “Number One, never forg—”<br />

“Yoo-hoo!”<br />

My neck pivots toward the open window. Five heads are<br />

crammed into the space, all grinning.<br />

“Martha! Remember me?”<br />

It’s Mrs. Fannerife, the woman who now lives above<br />

Taylor’s—though Taylor’s is long gone. She’s almost as old<br />

as Mr. Arthur—and almost as deaf. I used to wonder why<br />

they never hooked up until Mr. Arthur once said, “That<br />

Betty Fannerife will talk your ear off!”<br />

Walter Maynard’s mom is next to Mrs. Fannerife in the<br />

window. She looks like her son. Was there a sale on blackrimmed<br />

glasses? Mrs. Latanza is pressing her pointy nose up<br />

to the screen. Hovering above all of them are my geography<br />

teacher, Mr. Sheeak, and his “friend,” Kyle. Both men wear<br />

polo shirts with the collars flipped up.<br />

“We’ve come for the reveal!” Kyle says, practically bursting.<br />

Aunt Marty howls. Without grunting (like my mom<br />

does), she rises up from the couch, slips back into her shoes,<br />

and glides to the front door.<br />

“Come on in!” she says.<br />

Come in? Hey! I want to scream, What happened to the<br />

Perry Plan?!<br />

Kyle pushes in ahead of the group and shrieks.<br />

“Periwinkle blue walls! They’re fabulous!”<br />

92

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