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Chipping Norton Times - Issue 4/5 - January-February

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A Natural Sense of Humour<br />

CHRISTMAS COMPETITION<br />

£20 for the MOST ORIGINAL Caption<br />

Photo 3 –<br />

‘The local council’s Green Initiative is now using trained<br />

donkeys to coax drivers out of their cars.’<br />

From - Noric Dorn, Moreton in Marsh<br />

£20 for the MOST AMUSING Caption<br />

Photo 8 –<br />

“Hi, can you hear me? I’m on a log!”<br />

From - Richard Vaughan-Davies, Moreton in Marsh<br />

£20 for the BEST COLLECTION<br />

A Caption for each one of the photos –<br />

1. WHEN will you get this door fixed, there’s a heck of a draft<br />

in here!<br />

2. I agree he’s got style, but he will never be fit for the cross<br />

channel marathon!<br />

3. PLEASE can I have a lift? I missed the bus and I am late<br />

for the children’s Nativity Play.<br />

There were<br />

3 ways to WIN a<br />

crisp £20 note –<br />

For coming up with..<br />

• the most original caption<br />

• the most amusing caption<br />

• the best collection of<br />

captions (8 captions)<br />

PLUS<br />

• the best Under 16 entry.<br />

We received entries (some within<br />

days!) to the first 3 categories but<br />

none from any Under 16s (just one<br />

entry into this category would have<br />

won the entrant £20!)<br />

And 3 Winners, each<br />

received a £20 note!<br />

Noric Dorn,<br />

Moreton in Marsh<br />

Richard Vaughan-Davies,<br />

Moreton in Marsh<br />

Shirley Warr,<br />

Bourton on the Water.<br />

We will run the Competition again for<br />

Christmas 2011, in the December editions.<br />

Meanwhile, may your sense of humour<br />

and the ridiculous flourish, and bring you<br />

plenty of laughs!<br />

Editor<br />

4. My Dear!!! Do they mean ‘Tap’ or ‘Tup’? Bring him on!!<br />

5. “Owl to control tower – I missed the runway, prepare for a<br />

crash landing!”<br />

6. How can you eat that stuff mate? It’s vile!!!<br />

7. Mam, I don’t want Harry to come and play any more, he<br />

always drinks my elevenses!!<br />

8. “HELP”!! I’ve got cramp now!!<br />

From – Shirley Warr, Bourton on the Water.<br />

A number of entries were Highly Commended -<br />

3. Is the steering power ass-isted? , …and<br />

6. It’s part of my 5-a-day! - From Mrs. J. Withers, Moreton<br />

5. New Year’s 2011 resolution. Got to cut out fast food” -<br />

From Luke Semore, London.<br />

2. There’s no need to get in a flap about it! – Marc Espinoux,<br />

Clermont-Ferrand.<br />

Thank you to all the entrants, we enjoyed reading through the<br />

captions and had a lot of chuckles!<br />

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