Chipping Norton Times - Issue 4/5 - January-February
Chipping Norton Times - Issue 4/5 - January-February
Chipping Norton Times - Issue 4/5 - January-February
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A Natural Sense of Humour<br />
CHRISTMAS COMPETITION<br />
£20 for the MOST ORIGINAL Caption<br />
Photo 3 –<br />
‘The local council’s Green Initiative is now using trained<br />
donkeys to coax drivers out of their cars.’<br />
From - Noric Dorn, Moreton in Marsh<br />
£20 for the MOST AMUSING Caption<br />
Photo 8 –<br />
“Hi, can you hear me? I’m on a log!”<br />
From - Richard Vaughan-Davies, Moreton in Marsh<br />
£20 for the BEST COLLECTION<br />
A Caption for each one of the photos –<br />
1. WHEN will you get this door fixed, there’s a heck of a draft<br />
in here!<br />
2. I agree he’s got style, but he will never be fit for the cross<br />
channel marathon!<br />
3. PLEASE can I have a lift? I missed the bus and I am late<br />
for the children’s Nativity Play.<br />
There were<br />
3 ways to WIN a<br />
crisp £20 note –<br />
For coming up with..<br />
• the most original caption<br />
• the most amusing caption<br />
• the best collection of<br />
captions (8 captions)<br />
PLUS<br />
• the best Under 16 entry.<br />
We received entries (some within<br />
days!) to the first 3 categories but<br />
none from any Under 16s (just one<br />
entry into this category would have<br />
won the entrant £20!)<br />
And 3 Winners, each<br />
received a £20 note!<br />
Noric Dorn,<br />
Moreton in Marsh<br />
Richard Vaughan-Davies,<br />
Moreton in Marsh<br />
Shirley Warr,<br />
Bourton on the Water.<br />
We will run the Competition again for<br />
Christmas 2011, in the December editions.<br />
Meanwhile, may your sense of humour<br />
and the ridiculous flourish, and bring you<br />
plenty of laughs!<br />
Editor<br />
4. My Dear!!! Do they mean ‘Tap’ or ‘Tup’? Bring him on!!<br />
5. “Owl to control tower – I missed the runway, prepare for a<br />
crash landing!”<br />
6. How can you eat that stuff mate? It’s vile!!!<br />
7. Mam, I don’t want Harry to come and play any more, he<br />
always drinks my elevenses!!<br />
8. “HELP”!! I’ve got cramp now!!<br />
From – Shirley Warr, Bourton on the Water.<br />
A number of entries were Highly Commended -<br />
3. Is the steering power ass-isted? , …and<br />
6. It’s part of my 5-a-day! - From Mrs. J. Withers, Moreton<br />
5. New Year’s 2011 resolution. Got to cut out fast food” -<br />
From Luke Semore, London.<br />
2. There’s no need to get in a flap about it! – Marc Espinoux,<br />
Clermont-Ferrand.<br />
Thank you to all the entrants, we enjoyed reading through the<br />
captions and had a lot of chuckles!<br />
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