Issue 19 - April 2012 (PDF) - Chipping Norton Times
Issue 19 - April 2012 (PDF) - Chipping Norton Times
Issue 19 - April 2012 (PDF) - Chipping Norton Times
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LOST FOR WORDS<br />
By Nicholas John<br />
Another short story featuring the members of Wordplay, a creative-writing group.<br />
Melanie decided that she didn’t like peppermint tea. It hadn’t<br />
taken her long. She’d grown up in a family that drank mugs of<br />
tea; builders’ tea, proper dark brown, stiffened with several<br />
spoonfuls of sugar. Lavender only seemed to have tea with funny<br />
names. She sipped tentatively again at the pale liquid under her<br />
nose, then took a second chocolate finger to compensate.<br />
Lavender Pettigrew was beaming happily at the small,<br />
assembled throng. When the decorators working at St. Andrew’s<br />
had unsurprisingly failed to finish the painting by the start of<br />
term, the delay had necessitated the need for Wordplay to find<br />
pastures new, for a few weeks at least. Marjorie had been<br />
frantically keen to get everyone along to The Fairway, but it was<br />
outside town and, as most of them liked to walk, the offer had<br />
been politely declined, which was not what Marjorie had<br />
wanted at all. Lavender had happily invited them to her cottage<br />
in Merriweather Avenue and it seemed the perfect choice:<br />
Marjorie might have the biggest house, but, judging by the ooing<br />
and coo-ing, she’d have to go some to match Lavender’s<br />
Royal Doulton.<br />
“Do look Marjorie, a lovely design, Old Country Roses if<br />
I'm not mistaken? Quite, quite exquisite!” Felicity Batchmore<br />
was in raptures, twittering like a caged bird. There were two teapots,<br />
an array of cups and saucers, a huge plate of assorted<br />
biscuits and a vast Victoria sponge, all neatly arranged on the<br />
low, rectangular coffee-table that stood in the centre of the<br />
sitting-room. Lavender had, like her cake, risen to the occasion.<br />
Melanie had been relieved no-one had yet suggested<br />
that they took turns in hosting the weekly get-togethers - the<br />
idea of Wordplay descending on 27 Worrell Close for tea and<br />
creative-writing didn’t bear contemplating.<br />
“Fellow scribes, to order!” boomed Roland, in his usual<br />
parade-ground fashion. “Thanks are certainly due to Lavender<br />
for this lovely spread. Didn’t really need my breakfast!”<br />
The room filled with murmured agreements and<br />
Melanie discreetly placed her cup and saucer on the floor by her<br />
feet, where it hopefully wouldn’t be spotted.<br />
“Now, have we some mouth-watering morsels of prose<br />
to entertain us this morning? Some delicious diction to tickle our<br />
palettes?” continued Roland, warming to his theme. “But, before<br />
we begin, I had an email from David last night: he’s taking the<br />
car for its annual once-over this morning and will be here as<br />
soon as he can.”<br />
Melanie could have sworn that he glanced at her as he<br />
said this, but she was distracted by Lavender’s whisper from<br />
beside her.<br />
“More tea, dear?” She was beaming, nodding at the tea cup by<br />
the side of Melanie’s chair.<br />
Melanie felt herself colouring, but managed a weak smile. “No,<br />
no thank you, I’m fine at the moment.”<br />
Roland rumbled on, waggling his sheaf of papers with one hand,<br />
flicking crumbs from his Tweed with the other. “We’ll press on<br />
anyway. If everyone’s got something to read and we’re all<br />
topped-up, we should get things started I think. OK with you,<br />
Lav, old thing?”<br />
“Oh yes, Roland, up and running! Thank you all for coming,<br />
please do help yourselves to more tea, whenever. It’s lovely to<br />
be able to get the best china out.”<br />
Marjorie wasn’t one to let a golden opportunity pass by. “Now<br />
46<br />
then, Lavender,” she admonished with mock severity, “you really<br />
shouldn’t have gone to all this trouble for us. Your kitchen set<br />
would have been quite acceptable.”<br />
Lavender sagged visibly and even Felicity, who usually viewed<br />
Marjorie’s hectoring lightly, glared. Melanie winced: 27 Worrell<br />
Close only had non-matching mugs. For best or otherwise.<br />
Roland let out a long-drawn wheeze, like the air-brakes on a<br />
lorry. “Yes, well, um, any volunteers to start?”<br />
“I have a few lines, if I may, Roland.” Marjorie didn’t intend it as<br />
a question, certainly not one that required an answer. She was<br />
primed for action, papers in hand, attempting to stir her ample<br />
frame from the armchair into which she seemed rather snugly<br />
wedged. She braced her feet firmly, pushed down hard on the<br />
arms of the chair and heaved, but it wasn’t letting go without a<br />
fight. For a minute, the struggle was evenly matched, then<br />
Marjorie broke free like a cork from a bottle and lurched against<br />
the coffee-table with a crash, catching it shin-high and toppling<br />
forward like a felled oak, arms outstretched.<br />
“Steady on, old girl!” Roland was half on his feet, offering a<br />
supportive hand, but he was too late. Marjorie had, as in life,<br />
swept all before her.<br />
As catastrophes go, it probably didn’t rate that highly. Except to<br />
Lavender. Felicity shrieked theatrically, Roland remained in his<br />
adopted pose, half-sitting, half-standing, arms a-waving and<br />
Melanie did nothing much, save fight with every nerve to keep<br />
from laughing out loud. She kind of snorted, but hoped it came<br />
across as concern. Lavender just stared at the debris on the<br />
carpet. Three cups and two saucers in pieces, assorted<br />
teaspoons and the sugar bowl. A tea-pot without a spout.<br />
Marjorie had both hands firmly entrenched in the Victoria<br />
sponge, like an ageing movie star leaving her mark on Hollywood<br />
Boulevard.<br />
A pitiful gasp escaped Lavender; so quiet, yet timed<br />
perfectly to fill the sudden and complete silence that had fallen.<br />
It said all that really needed to be said and so, for a moment, noone<br />
said anything. All the colour in Lavender's face had drained<br />
away.<br />
"My tea set. My beautiful tea set." She looked at<br />
Marjorie accusingly, her voice rising. "It was my mother's."<br />
Everyone moved at once, in different directions:<br />
Marjorie sank back into her chair with a thump, Felicity dashed<br />
to the kitchen for a cloth and Melanie dropped to her hands and<br />
knees to help Lavender gather up broken pieces of best china.<br />
“Bless me! You alright, old thing?” Roland looked<br />
startled, but resumed a seated position. Marjorie waved him<br />
away.<br />
“Yes, yes, quite alright. Don’t fuss. The chair caught me by<br />
surprise that’s all. I was just going to give you my Ode To A Fallen<br />
Hero.” The irony appeared lost on her; she busied herself wiping<br />
jam and cream off her hands with a napkin, before rubbing her<br />
shins vigorously.<br />
“You must let me pay Lavender, but, really, what an awkward<br />
chair……”<br />
It was an apology of sorts, but one largely untroubled by<br />
culpability. Lavender appeared not to have heard, she was