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‘With difficulty,’ <strong>the</strong> <strong>Doctor</strong> suggested.<br />
‘Anyway, humanity’s <strong>the</strong> weevil, and <strong>the</strong> solar system’s been <strong>the</strong> biscuit.<br />
Everywhere’s been spoiled. Shafted. There’s pretty much nothing precious,<br />
rare or useful left. Just rock, ice, a few metals maybe – <strong>the</strong> scrag <strong>the</strong>y could<br />
live without, which no one could be bo<strong>the</strong>red to shift or dig up.’<br />
He nodded stoically, taking <strong>the</strong> news on <strong>the</strong> chin.<br />
‘Venus was used as a rubbish dump for a while,’ she went on. ‘Good for<br />
burning everything up. <strong>To</strong>xic waste, CFCs, nappies. Nappies take hundreds of<br />
years to biodegrade, did you know? Anyway, it all went tits-up when <strong>the</strong>y tried<br />
terraforming – <strong>the</strong> whole atmosphere boiled away into space or something. . .<br />
Hey, pity <strong>the</strong>y couldn’t get old Welwyn Borr to help <strong>the</strong>m out, isn’t it?’<br />
The <strong>Doctor</strong> was looking grim. ‘Where does Halcyon come into this?’<br />
‘I haven’t got to that bit yet,’ she chided. ‘I was lucky – his infomercial was<br />
a really handy story-so-far. He wants it cut back for <strong>the</strong> actual vidcast.’<br />
‘Does he?’<br />
‘Uh-huh, so I almost missed out on all this stuff.’ She leaned back in her<br />
chair. ‘Anyway – Venus couldn’t he used as a furnace any more, but <strong>the</strong>y decided<br />
to keep bunging rubbish <strong>the</strong>re anyway since it wasn’t good for anything<br />
else. And on Mercury too. Dump stuff on <strong>the</strong> hot side, and <strong>the</strong> Sun burns it<br />
up. Not such a bad idea. The iron miners took huge hauls out with <strong>the</strong>m. But<br />
<strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong>y knackered its orbit somehow, trying to make it less ballistical. . . ’<br />
‘Elliptical.’<br />
‘Just checking you were listening.’<br />
‘Against my better judgement.’<br />
‘So, anyway – whoomph! Mercury falls into <strong>the</strong> Sun. But it didn’t matter,<br />
’cause by <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong>y were already going through <strong>the</strong> asteroid belt and Jupiter’s<br />
moons, and, this lot out of <strong>the</strong> window <strong>the</strong>re. . . ’<br />
The <strong>Doctor</strong> crawled out from beneath <strong>the</strong> ship’s controls and pressed some<br />
buttons, his face grave. ‘I get <strong>the</strong> picture,’ he said as an encouraging hum<br />
started up. ‘Earth’s system’s in ruins, plague of interplanetary locusts, blah,<br />
blah, blah. But that was all scores of decades ago. Humans must have an<br />
empire stretching out for light years by now. So why return to <strong>the</strong> ancestral<br />
seat? Why is sonic big business organisation here in orbit around Saturn? And<br />
why demolish Jupiter’s moons?’<br />
Trix sighed and savoured <strong>the</strong> moment like a smoker’s first puff of <strong>the</strong> morning.<br />
‘Halcyon and Falsh have already blitzed a load of littl’uns around Neptune<br />
and Uranus, you know. And <strong>the</strong> Asteroid Belt – that’s been properly unbuckled.<br />
Mined hollow and <strong>the</strong> bits left over swept away and sold off to aliens to<br />
use in <strong>the</strong>ir high-rises. . . ’ She gestured out of <strong>the</strong> window. ‘He’s got his eye<br />
on some of this lot, too – all part of his Grand Orchestration. But Jupiter’s<br />
<strong>the</strong> showpiece. Over sixty satellites going up in smoke. Bringing down <strong>the</strong><br />
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