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You do not know how<br />

my heart broke when I changed my<br />

status to “single.”<br />

“Singles Awareness”<br />

lacks the je ne sais quoi of<br />

“Happy Valentine’s!”<br />

Red is everywhere:<br />

on cards, on fresh roses and<br />

on his shirt collar…<br />

Being single now<br />

means no obligatory gifts;<br />

I’ll save some cash!<br />

He found a new love,<br />

but I found two new lovers<br />

named Ben and Jerry.<br />

As the days go by,<br />

I wonder what may have been.<br />

To Facebook I go!<br />

Bitter<br />

Valentine<br />

Haikus<br />

by Jackson Hawkins<br />

When I cry at night,<br />

some company cheers me up:<br />

my two dozen cats.<br />

Commiserating<br />

isn’t necessary, but<br />

I do need a drink.<br />

I can understand<br />

if you want to break up now,<br />

but your timing sucks.<br />

You can keep your ring;<br />

I will keep my dignity,<br />

or what’s left of it.

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