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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> season <strong>two</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
LISTER: What are you doing, Hol? Why are you wearing a<br />
toupee?<br />
HOLLY: What toupee?<br />
LISTER: The one on your head.<br />
HOLLY: Whose head's that, then?<br />
LISTER: Your head. It makes you look like a game show<br />
host.<br />
RIMMER: What's wrong with everyone? Three million years<br />
without a woman and you all act as if you're fourteen years<br />
old. Come on, we can't hang about.<br />
HOLLY: He orde<strong>red</strong> <strong>two</strong> pairs of socks.<br />
LISTER: What for?<br />
HOLLY: One pair to put on his feet and the other pair to<br />
roll up and put down his trousers.<br />
NOVA-5 ENTRYWAY.<br />
KRYTEN: Come in, come in. How lovely to meet you!<br />
RIMMER: What a delightful craft you have. Reminds me<br />
of my first command.<br />
KRYTEN: This way, please. I'm so excited. We all are! The<br />
girls could scarcely stop themselves from jumping up<br />
and down.<br />
RIMMER: Ah ha ha. Carmita, carmita!<br />
KRYTEN: Ah! Vi parolas Espekanton, Kapitano Rimmer?<br />
RIMMER: Uh, come again?<br />
KRYTEN: You speak Esperanto, Captain Rimmer?<br />
RIMMER: Oh, si, si, si, jawohl, oiu!<br />
NOVA-5 LARGE ROOM.<br />
KRYTEN: Well, here they are.<br />
LISTER: Well... it's a bit difficult to know what to say. Isn't it,<br />
Ace?<br />
KRYTEN: Well, isn't anybody going to say, "Hello?"<br />
LISTER: I think the blonde one's giving you the eye.<br />
KRYTEN: Well, I'll leave you to get acquainted. I'll just go<br />
and fix some tea.<br />
RIMMER: I don't believe this. Our first contact with<br />
intelligent life in three million and <strong>two</strong> years and it's the<br />
android version of Norman Bates.<br />
CAT: Come on, guys. So they're a little on the skinny side.<br />
LISTER: Listen, girls. I don't know whether this is the time<br />
or place to say this but my mate, Ace, here is inc<strong>red</strong>ibly,<br />
inc<strong>red</strong>ibly brave!<br />
RIMMER: Smeg off, dog food face!<br />
LISTER: And he's got just tons and tons of girlfriends!<br />
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