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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> season <strong>two</strong> part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />
RIMMER: When I was fourteen I divorced them. I took<br />
them to court. I got paid maintenance until employment<br />
age and access every fourth weekend to the family dog.<br />
LISTER: So why are you so completely blown away about<br />
him dying then?<br />
RIMMER: Oh, it doesn't mean to say I don't respect<br />
him, didn't look up to him. It was only natural -- he was my<br />
father.<br />
LISTER: There's nothing natural about your family,<br />
Rimmer.<br />
RIMMER: It's just I always wanted just once, just once, for<br />
him to say to me, "well done."<br />
LISTER: For what?<br />
RIMMER: For something, for anything. I wanted him to be<br />
proud of me, just once. And now ...<br />
CAT: Wow! My stomach has been pumped and now I'm<br />
hungry. Hey, there you are! Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just<br />
have to eat.<br />
LISTER: Shhhhh. Not now, man. Rimmer's dad's died.<br />
CAT: I'd prefer chicken.<br />
SLEEPING QUARTERS. RIMMER IS WATCHING THE NEWS TAPE.<br />
NEWSREADER: Good evening. Here is the news on<br />
Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archeologists near mount Sinai<br />
have discove<strong>red</strong> what is believed to be a missing page<br />
from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in<br />
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible<br />
and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters<br />
portrayed within this book are fictitous and any<br />
resemblance to persons living or dead is purely<br />
coincidental." The page has been universally<br />
condemned by church leaders. Europe. A terrorist<br />
representing the Revolutionary Working Front, a fanatical left<br />
wing group dedicated to eliminating the--<br />
CAT: About your father. If it's any help, he's in the ground<br />
now. Sure it's bad news for him. But on the other hand it's<br />
party time for all the little worms... There's just no<br />
consoling him.<br />
LISTER: Rimmer, listen -- me and the Cat were going to<br />
play a T-I-V. We wonde<strong>red</strong> if you wanted to come? Oh,<br />
come on! Holly says he can key you in. No?<br />
NEWSREADER: --middle class, was arrested today. The<br />
man, Henri le Clerque, was attempting to poison the<br />
mineral spring in France which is the source of all the<br />
world's Perrier water. Had he succeeded experts believe<br />
the middle class would have been wiped out within three<br />
weeks. Techno news. The new sensation sweeping the solar<br />
system is the total immersion video game, "Better Than Life."<br />
Using the new senso lock feedback technology, "Better Than<br />
Life" is able to detect all your desires and fantasies and then<br />
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