Naiad 1976 - Lake-Sumter Community College
Naiad 1976 - Lake-Sumter Community College
Naiad 1976 - Lake-Sumter Community College
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132<br />
Computer Error<br />
John Quigley stamped out of the Bureau of Vehicle Registration<br />
offices muttering invectives under his breath.<br />
"What the hell," he asked himself, "are computers good for<br />
anyway?" A sign across the street beckoned - Office Lounge.<br />
Quigley crossed and made for the door.<br />
"What'll it be?" the bartender asked, as Quigley settled<br />
himself on the barstool. •<br />
"Double shot - bourbon, and water back."<br />
"Comin' up."<br />
"Kinda slow today," Quigley observed, looking around.<br />
"You're the first. We usually don't get much till<br />
about eleven," replied the bartender as he placed the glasses<br />
on the bar.<br />
"You know," Quigley said, as he twirled the shot glass<br />
in his hand, "computers are for the birds. I went over to<br />
the registration office early to get my new plates. If you<br />
don't go early you'll spend all day waitin' in line. Anyway,<br />
when it comes my turn, I give the girl this form they sent<br />
me, and guess what happens?"<br />
"What?"<br />
"She goes over to a file, pulls out a card, and comes<br />
back - now get this!" he said, his voice changing to a falsetto<br />
pitch. '"Sir"' he went on, trying to imitate the<br />
clerk's voice, "our computer shows you as being deceased."<br />
Gulping down his drink, he continued, his voice normal<br />
again. "How about that! Here I am standing right smack in<br />
front of her, and she says her computer says I'm dead."<br />
"I'll be damned," the bartender said. "What did you<br />
do?"<br />
"Well, the funny part is, I couldn't do anything. She<br />
said I was the second one it happened to today, and that<br />
we'd both - (the other guy's name was Quinn, by the way) <br />
have to wait till they made a correction and put the card<br />
back through the computer. Tell you one thing! She better<br />
get that computer straightened out, or I'll be talkin' to<br />
someone who will!" he said emphatically.<br />
"Don't blame yuu Mister - what did you say your name<br />
was?"<br />
"Didn't. But it's Quigley."<br />
"Wait a minute!" the bartender said, an expression of<br />
enlightenment coming over his face . "Hold on! Q-U-I<br />
Quigley - Quinn. Your name and the other guy's both start<br />
with Q-U-1. Maybe the computer goofed on everyone's name<br />
that starts with Q-U-1."