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awoman’s life <strong>and</strong> love<br />
performed by soprano<br />
Ruth Kerr<br />
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Exciting new music-theatre company<br />
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celebrated song cycle Frauenliebe<br />
und Leben.<br />
For <strong>more</strong> information visit:<br />
www.humanvoice.org.uk<br />
6th, 7th & 9th May at 8pm • 20th, 21st, 22nd & 23rd May at 6pm<br />
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VENUE: The Old Courtroom, 118 Church Street, Brighton, BN1 1UD
7-17. Election Special. Parliamentary<br />
c<strong>and</strong>idates question time<br />
19. Letters. A mysterious turkey,<br />
<strong>and</strong> opposing views on Tesco<br />
31. My <strong>Lewes</strong>. High Sheriff Deborah<br />
Bedford<br />
33. Photo of the Month. Seaford’s<br />
kittiwake colony<br />
34. <strong>Lewes</strong> in History. Simon de<br />
Montfort, Shakespeare’s missed<br />
trick<br />
39. Charleston. Upstairs downstairs<br />
memories from John Higgens<br />
41. Charleston. Playwright Alan<br />
Bennett’s in town<br />
43. Glyndebourne. The fat lady’s<br />
clearing her throat<br />
45. Garl<strong>and</strong> Day. A Victorian tradition,<br />
revisited<br />
47. Art. Tracey Emin… <strong>and</strong><br />
Stephen Fry<br />
49. Art. Focus on… Andrzej Jackowski’s<br />
The Present Remembered<br />
The Team<br />
Issue 44. May 2010.<br />
V I V A L E W E S contents<br />
51. Art. Five Antony Gormleys hit<br />
the roof in Bexhill<br />
53. Cinema. Alice in the Cities,<br />
<strong>and</strong> other tales of displacement<br />
55. Meadowl<strong>and</strong>s Festival. Glasto,<br />
Glynde style<br />
57. Diary dates. Grease is the<br />
word… at Plumpton racecourse<br />
60. Gig guide. P<strong>and</strong>emonium at<br />
the Dripping Pan, <strong>and</strong> much <strong>more</strong><br />
63. Food. Bubble <strong>and</strong> squeak at the<br />
Giant’s Rest<br />
67. Food. Parmesan custard at 197<br />
68. Food. Bill Collison’s al fresco<br />
breakfast tips<br />
71. Food. <strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Lewes</strong>’ Nibbler<br />
goes up in smoke<br />
73. Food. Kids’ kitchen<br />
75. <strong>Viva</strong> Family. It’s May, so the<br />
Pells is open. Brrrrilliant<br />
77. Antiques Roadshow. How<br />
much are our family heirlooms<br />
worth?<br />
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79. Day out. Day in, <strong>more</strong> like. We<br />
follow Time Out’s <strong>Lewes</strong> advice<br />
80. <strong>Viva</strong> Village. Wilmington,<br />
Long Man <strong>and</strong> all<br />
83. Sports fixtures. Christ, the<br />
cricket season’s started<br />
85 Football. Steve Ibbitson’s endof-season<br />
report<br />
87. Fitness. A walk on the<br />
Downs… in the dark<br />
89 Bricks <strong>and</strong> Mortar. The Linklater<br />
Pavilion, the new gateway to<br />
the railway l<strong>and</strong><br />
91. Literary Sussex. The local adventures<br />
of Sherlock Holmes<br />
93. Column. Beth Miller is Queen<br />
of the castle<br />
95. Shopping. Picnic season’s upon<br />
us: invest in a flask<br />
99. Trade Secrets. Returning Officer<br />
John Crawford<br />
114. Inside Left. Polling day, 1880<br />
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EDITORIAL<br />
As you will have gathered, the general election will be<br />
fought on May 6th, with Lib Dem Norman Baker defending<br />
the seat he has held since May 1997 against<br />
an across-the-board array of other c<strong>and</strong>idates.<br />
Baker, of course, has been a columnist for this magazine<br />
since its first issue, though in the spirit of democracy<br />
he has opted not to contribute a piece this<br />
month.<br />
Instead he is one of six parliamentary<br />
c<strong>and</strong>idates who<br />
have answered our call to respond<br />
to eight questions we<br />
have posed to them. In the<br />
same spirit of democracy, after<br />
much discussion, we also<br />
asked a seventh c<strong>and</strong>idate,<br />
the BNP’s David Lloyd, if he<br />
THIS MONTH’S COVER<br />
wanted to take part in the debate. Either the BNP’s<br />
South East press department failed to inform him of<br />
our request, or he decided not to return our call.<br />
Everybody at <strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Lewes</strong> has an opinion on who<br />
they want to win the seat, though we wouldn’t presume<br />
to try to persuade our readers, which way they<br />
should vote. But we do urge them to vote. It was on<br />
the field of battle at <strong>Lewes</strong> that Simon de Montfort<br />
forced upon King Henry III the first ‘elected’ Parliament<br />
(though it was a very different beast to today’s<br />
House); since then much blood has been shed to<br />
ensure that we live in a fair <strong>and</strong> democratic system,<br />
whereby we are allowed to choose who governs us.<br />
However much some might resent the recent corrupt<br />
financial excesses of a large number of MPs, we feel<br />
that not exercising the right to vote is tantamount to<br />
wishing in a totalitarian system. Those who feel that<br />
For this ‘election special’ issue’s cover, we decided<br />
to do away with the frippery of images, to illustrate<br />
the huge importance of the forthcoming poll. The<br />
resulting façade pays homage to Time Magazine’s<br />
famous 1966 ‘Is God Dead?’ cover, illustrating an<br />
article inside raising concerns about the role of<br />
God in an increasingly secularised society. Our<br />
question ‘x marks the spot?’ is designed to raise a<br />
number of possible issues about the election process.<br />
Read what you will from it, whether it’s the<br />
simple ‘who should I vote for?’ to a <strong>more</strong> complex<br />
‘is the country’s voting system strictly democratic?’<br />
via an anarchic ‘should I abstain, since they’re all<br />
just agents of the global capitalist machine?’ Our<br />
designer Katie Moorman put the image together,<br />
choosing a ‘Trajan Pro’ font for the masthead, <strong>and</strong><br />
‘ARB 187 Moderne’ for the message. The ‘x’ is her<br />
own: a number of us auditioned for the part, but<br />
her lines were by far the most elegant. After some<br />
discussion, Katie stuck to the original colour format<br />
of Time’s classic. The red, we wish to point out,<br />
should not be seen to be partisan in any way, shape<br />
or form to the party which favours that colour for<br />
its rosettes <strong>and</strong> leaders’ television-debate ties.
Polling day 1880, see page 114<br />
they wish to protest against the current system by<br />
not voting for any c<strong>and</strong>idate should remember that<br />
spoilt votes are registered.<br />
One of the hot debating points in the most interesting<br />
election campaign we can remember are the voting<br />
regulations in our country, a ‘first past the post’<br />
system which has for years given an advantage to<br />
the larger parties, at the expense of the other groups<br />
which have a much greater voice in other countries<br />
where proportional representation is the rule. One<br />
advantage to this system, whatever its deficiencies,<br />
is that we are allowed to vote for a named c<strong>and</strong>idate<br />
who we know will, if elected, represent our interests<br />
in Westminster. We are allowed to judge the character<br />
<strong>and</strong> personal viewpoints of the c<strong>and</strong>idates who<br />
are running, <strong>and</strong> make our conclusions an important<br />
part of the decision as to whether to vote for them<br />
or not. We are also able to analyse what they will do<br />
for us, as citizens of this constituency, <strong>and</strong> what they<br />
propose to do to make life better within the constituency.<br />
For that reason we have given weight to local<br />
issues in our questions. Matters of foreign policy,<br />
national <strong>and</strong> international economic affairs, <strong>and</strong> law<br />
<strong>and</strong> order are well covered in the national newspapers.<br />
We want to know what the prospective MPs<br />
will do for us, the people of <strong>Lewes</strong>, <strong>and</strong> its surrounding<br />
villages. How much time do they believe they<br />
should dedicate to local affairs? What laws should<br />
be changed to benefit their potential constituents?<br />
T H E B I G I S S U E<br />
Should they live in the constituency they represent?<br />
Is the extension of the supermarket giant Tesco a<br />
threat to the High Street as we know it?<br />
We are living in difficult times, with climate change<br />
high up on the agenda of every government in the<br />
world: we have also enquired about how ‘green’ the<br />
c<strong>and</strong>idates are, by asking them about their carbon<br />
footprint. Their generally c<strong>and</strong>id replies have been<br />
very refreshing.<br />
Every politician has a political hero, <strong>and</strong> it’s interesting<br />
to read which former politician the c<strong>and</strong>idates<br />
most admire. Even <strong>more</strong> interesting, we’ve found,<br />
are their answers to the final ‘wildcard’ question we<br />
posed: which single book would they choose to take<br />
on a desert isl<strong>and</strong>?<br />
The <strong>Lewes</strong> constituency is bigger than the area<br />
<strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Lewes</strong> covers: it also includes Seaford, Newhaven<br />
<strong>and</strong>, strangely, Polegate, as well as villages as<br />
far afield as ???. Traditionally the turnout at polling<br />
stations has been lower than the national average in<br />
our seaside neighbours, <strong>and</strong> higher than average in<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong>. We sincerely hope that <strong>Lewes</strong>ians will ensure<br />
that the latter part of this trend continues in 2010.<br />
And we hope that the c<strong>and</strong>idates’ largely frank <strong>and</strong><br />
often revealing answers to our questions will help<br />
you to decide against whose name to put that all important<br />
‘x’. Enjoy the election campaign, <strong>and</strong> enjoy<br />
the month…<br />
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Name: Susan Murray<br />
Party: Green<br />
Is it important for an MP to live in the<br />
constituency they represent? If elected, would<br />
you do so? Yes, they need to underst<strong>and</strong> local<br />
issues <strong>and</strong> be accessible to constituents. I<br />
live in <strong>Lewes</strong> <strong>and</strong> would continue to do so.<br />
What proportion of his/her working hours<br />
should an MP spend on local issues? Which single local issue most needs<br />
addressing? First define a local issue – local <strong>and</strong> national issues tend<br />
to be linked. We need <strong>more</strong> affordable housing – new council houses <strong>and</strong><br />
social <strong>and</strong> co-operative housing.<br />
Do you believe that the <strong>Lewes</strong> Tesco should have been allowed to exp<strong>and</strong>,<br />
<strong>and</strong> what do you think the consequences will be for the town? No, I spoke<br />
against it at the LDC planning meeting. Tesco already has an overdominant<br />
position in <strong>Lewes</strong>, accounting for nearly two thirds of all<br />
shopping. That’s enough. Tesco estimates that expansion would divert<br />
only 3% of business overall away from the rest of <strong>Lewes</strong>, described as a<br />
‘small’ effect. Yet that is about half a million pounds when businesses<br />
in <strong>Lewes</strong> are struggling. Even if only a couple of stores closed as<br />
a direct result, one cannot discount the domino effect on further<br />
businesses.<br />
Which former (British) politician do you most admire, <strong>and</strong> why? Attlee. He<br />
was courageous enough to bring in really radical change – like the NHS –<br />
during very difficult times post war.<br />
If you could change one UK law, which would make a difference to the<br />
people in the <strong>Lewes</strong> ward, which would it be? I would change the law that<br />
brought in the Low Pay Commission to add a High Pay Commission capping<br />
top rates of pay. The evidence shows that <strong>more</strong> equal societies do better<br />
on many social indicators including less violent crime, fewer teenage<br />
pregnancies <strong>and</strong> <strong>more</strong> trust.<br />
How big is your carbon footprint? Like everyone else’s too big. I<br />
recently completed a carbon footprint test from the Local Sustainability<br />
team <strong>and</strong> was disappointed, considering the effort we have put into<br />
insulation, solar panels, etc, to find mine was 14.38. Well below average,<br />
but not good enough. I’ve signed up to 10:10 <strong>and</strong> aim to get there by<br />
buying less clothing <strong>and</strong> fewer books.<br />
Do you think that there is ever a case to be made for ‘tactical voting’.<br />
And are you a fan of the current ‘first past the post’ voting system? I<br />
was actually expelled from the Labour Party back in 1997 for advocating<br />
tactical voting. Under FPTP it seemed the only way of dislodging the<br />
Tory. I have campaigned against FPTP for many years - we need a fair,<br />
proportional voting system so every vote counts.<br />
Which one book would you choose as desert isl<strong>and</strong> reading material, <strong>and</strong><br />
why? My day is incomplete without time reading a novel. I would take<br />
Middlemarch by George Eliot - the great English novel. I would never tire<br />
of rediscovering the fascinating characters <strong>and</strong> events it depicts.<br />
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Name: Andre Soucek<br />
Party: Independent<br />
Is it important for an MP to live in the<br />
constituency they represent? If elected, would<br />
you do so? I work in <strong>Lewes</strong>, <strong>and</strong> have been doing<br />
so since 1983, so I consider it my home, though<br />
I live just outside, in Wealden. But it’s not<br />
where you live that matters. It’s what you<br />
think, <strong>and</strong> who you know, <strong>and</strong> what you do.<br />
What proportion of his/her working hours should an MP spend on local<br />
issues? Which single local issue most needs addressing? There are many<br />
local issues that need addressing, like the incinerator, the parking<br />
scheme <strong>and</strong> the influx of commuters into the town. But voters are voting<br />
for someone to represent them at a national level on national issues, <strong>and</strong><br />
I believe it’s not the role of the MP to be a glorified social worker.<br />
And when it comes to national issues, MPs should be voting according to<br />
what they believe, not according to their party line, which is why I’m<br />
st<strong>and</strong>ing as an independent.<br />
Do you believe that the <strong>Lewes</strong> Tesco should have been allowed to exp<strong>and</strong>,<br />
<strong>and</strong> what do you think the consequences will be for the town? I opposed<br />
the expansion of Tesco. The worst thing was that many councillors wanted<br />
to vote against the expansion but realised that Tesco would have taken<br />
the matter higher up, <strong>and</strong> it would have cost the council a lot of money,<br />
so they were powerless to stop it.<br />
Which former (British) politician do you most admire, <strong>and</strong> why? Having<br />
been brought up in a totalitarian state (Czechoslovakia), I treasure<br />
liberty. So I’ll go for Winston Churchill who did so much to fight to<br />
maintain our freedom.<br />
If you could change one UK law, which would make a difference to the<br />
people in the <strong>Lewes</strong> constituency, which would it be? It wouldn’t be one<br />
law; I’d do my best to scrap as many as possible, especially those which<br />
are eating away at our human rights <strong>and</strong> personal liberties.<br />
How big is your carbon footprint? I’ve never measured it. I’m a part time<br />
organic sheep farmer, <strong>and</strong> some people complain about the methane that<br />
that produces, which I think is crazy. I produce local food for local<br />
people, so I believe that that is fairly environmentally positive.<br />
Do you think that there is ever a case to be made for ‘tactical voting’.<br />
And are you a fan of the current ‘first past the post’ voting system? I<br />
think that other Europeans look at our system <strong>and</strong> they see it as a model<br />
of democracy. PR systems mean that voters have no personal choice about<br />
the person who represents them. We need to change our attitudes <strong>and</strong><br />
political awareness, not the system.<br />
Which one book would you choose as desert isl<strong>and</strong> reading material, <strong>and</strong><br />
why? When I fled from Czechoslovakia aged 15 I carried a single book,<br />
Homer’s Odyssey, <strong>and</strong> I would choose the same one again. It’s quite<br />
appropriate for the election, actually: another fight on the long journey.<br />
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Name: Hratche Koundarjian<br />
Party: Labour<br />
Is it important for an MP to live in the<br />
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you do so? It’s extremely important that the<br />
local MP is local. Whatever happens in the<br />
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What proportion of his/her working hours should an MP spend on local<br />
issues? Which single local issue most needs addressing? There are some<br />
crucial problems in Newhaven <strong>and</strong> Seaford that need to be tackled as a<br />
priority, this has been the focus of my campaign <strong>and</strong> would be my priority<br />
as an MP. In <strong>Lewes</strong>, dealing with traffic congestion through better public<br />
transport <strong>and</strong> a cycle route network is a must.<br />
Do you believe that the <strong>Lewes</strong> Tesco should have been allowed to exp<strong>and</strong>,<br />
<strong>and</strong> what do you think the consequences will be for the town? No, people<br />
are already very well served with lots of supermarkets in easy reach.<br />
I think that an exp<strong>and</strong>ed Tesco will have a corrosive effect on our<br />
independent retailers.<br />
Which former (British) politician do you most admire, <strong>and</strong> why? Mo Mowlam<br />
- for being courageous both with her politics <strong>and</strong> personal life, her<br />
plain speaking honesty, but most of all for being a completely decent<br />
person.<br />
If you could change one UK law, which would make a difference to the<br />
people in the <strong>Lewes</strong> constituency, which would it be? The Robin Hood Tax,<br />
a small 0.05 per cent tariff on international banking transactions, which<br />
would have a big impact in reducing our deficit, resulting in fewer cuts<br />
to our public services in <strong>Lewes</strong> as well as helping to fund overseas aid.<br />
How big is your carbon footprint? According to the WWF Carbon Footprint<br />
Calculator it’s 11.17 tons per annum. As a supporter of the 10:10<br />
Climate Change campaign, this means that I have to drop <strong>more</strong> than a ton<br />
of carbon starting in May this year!<br />
Do you think that there is ever a case to be made for ‘tactical’ voting?<br />
And are you a fan of the current ‘first past the post’ voting system? I<br />
think introducing either a proportional or alternative vote would be<br />
better for our democracy. One of the best reasons to support me is that<br />
every vote will send a message to the next MP about the campaigns we’ve<br />
been fighting on. From re-opening the West Beach, to saving the seniors’<br />
centre in Seaford, backing the Robin Hood Tax, making <strong>Lewes</strong>, Seaford <strong>and</strong><br />
Newhaven the first 10:10 Climate Change Campaign constituency, introducing<br />
a 20mph speed limit around entrances of our local schools, bringing a<br />
community hospital to Seahaven, <strong>and</strong> changing the constituency name so<br />
that Seaford <strong>and</strong> Newhaven get fairer representation in Parliament. It’s<br />
vital for these issues that we secure a vote that the other c<strong>and</strong>idates<br />
can’t ignore.<br />
Which one book would you choose as desert isl<strong>and</strong> reading material, <strong>and</strong><br />
why? A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, as it would soak up<br />
oodles of time trying to get my head fully around it.<br />
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Name: Jason Sugarman<br />
Party: Conservative<br />
Is it important for an MP to live in the<br />
constituency they represent? If elected, would<br />
you do so? This constituency is my home; it’s<br />
where I was brought up, where I went to school<br />
<strong>and</strong> where I have had a home for 20 years.<br />
Although I have to be in London because of work commitments, I spend a<br />
huge amount of time here <strong>and</strong> would continue to do so if elected.<br />
What proportion of his/her working hours should an MP spend on local<br />
issues? Which single local issue most needs addressing? A large<br />
proportion - well over 60% of an MP’s time should be devoted to<br />
constituency matters. We have so many problems that need addressing;<br />
we need to catch up with other constituencies that have had central<br />
government investment. I think the regeneration of Newhaven is a vital<br />
priority that has been neglected for too long.<br />
Do you believe that the <strong>Lewes</strong> Tesco should have been allowed to exp<strong>and</strong>,<br />
<strong>and</strong> what do you think the consequences will be for the town? I think<br />
it is a great pity Tesco seems to have got its planning without a local<br />
referendum on this issue. We need to be certain about what local people<br />
want before we allow our planning officers to dictate to our community,<br />
while councillors seem powerless to take action.<br />
Which former (British) politician do you most admire, <strong>and</strong> why? Winston<br />
Churchill inspires me most. He led our nation through its darkest hour<br />
<strong>and</strong> helped us win a war against the odds. He then had the foresight to<br />
rebuild a broken Europe <strong>and</strong> ensured Germany was part of a trading Europe<br />
that has kept the peace for a generation.<br />
If you could change one UK law, which would make a difference to the<br />
people in the <strong>Lewes</strong> ward, which would it be? I would like to see the<br />
Human Rights Act amended to remove so much bureaucracy from our lives. We<br />
need to rebuild trust in this country.<br />
How big is your carbon footprint? On a par with the national average at<br />
11. As a family we are very conscious of our actions, we recycle as much<br />
as possible <strong>and</strong> offset our carbon footprint by supporting a tree planting<br />
scheme.<br />
Do you think that there is ever a case to be made for ‘tactical voting’.<br />
And are you a fan of the current ‘first past the post’ voting system? In<br />
my view people should vote for the party that can deliver what they want<br />
for their community. Tactical voting manipulates the current political<br />
system, which works well allowing us to elect strong government on firm<br />
m<strong>and</strong>ates. When we vote we know the policies that we are voting for. Any<br />
other system means we have negotiations over policy <strong>and</strong> a government that<br />
tries to please everyone.<br />
Which one book would you choose as desert isl<strong>and</strong> reading material, <strong>and</strong><br />
why? Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks.<br />
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Name: Norman Baker<br />
Party: Liberal Democrats<br />
Is it important for an MP to live in the<br />
constituency they represent? If elected,<br />
would you do so? It is highly desirable. That<br />
way an MP keeps in touch with the day to day<br />
issues on the ground. I personally don’t see<br />
how you can be MP for <strong>Lewes</strong> <strong>and</strong> live in, say, London. I have lived in<br />
Beddingham, then <strong>Lewes</strong>, for 25 years.<br />
What proportion of his/her working hours should an MP spend on local<br />
issues? Which single local issue most needs addressing? In my 13 years<br />
as MP for <strong>Lewes</strong>, I have spent about half my time in Westminster <strong>and</strong><br />
half in the constituency, which has worked well. As for local issues,<br />
there are plenty, but an urgent review of the Tory county council’s<br />
oppressive parking regime must come high up.<br />
Do you believe that the <strong>Lewes</strong> Tesco should have been allowed to<br />
exp<strong>and</strong>, <strong>and</strong> what do you think the consequences will be for the town?<br />
No, although planning law is so loaded in favour of developers these<br />
days it was almost impossible for the council to say no. I fear the<br />
consequences will be to endanger the viability of some of the town’s<br />
independent shops.<br />
Which former (British) politician do you most admire, <strong>and</strong> why? Jo<br />
Grimond, the former Liberal Party leader. He was a wonderful orator,<br />
<strong>and</strong> a courageous <strong>and</strong> deeply principled person.<br />
If you could change one UK law, which would make a difference to the<br />
people in the <strong>Lewes</strong> ward, which would it be? I would ban the clamping<br />
of vehicles by private companies. Indeed, I introduced a measure to<br />
achieve this just a few weeks ago in the House of Commons, but sadly<br />
it was voted down by Tory <strong>and</strong> Labour MPs.<br />
How big is your carbon footprint? Too big, as is nearly everybody’s in<br />
this country, but a good deal less since I took a conscious decision a<br />
few years back never to fly unless absolutely necessary.<br />
Do you think that there is ever a case to be made for tactical voting.<br />
And are you a fan of the current first past the post? voting system?<br />
First past the post tries to force people into a two-party system that<br />
is outdated <strong>and</strong> unfair. It means large numbers of people are forced to<br />
vote for someone who cannot win, or to vote for their second choice.<br />
I acknowledge that when I narrowly won <strong>Lewes</strong> in 1997, it was because<br />
many Labour <strong>and</strong> Green supporters backed me, so in that sense, tactical<br />
voting certainly does work. The Lib Dems are the only party that can<br />
<strong>and</strong> will change the system, <strong>and</strong> we are determined to do so.<br />
Which one book would you choose as desert isl<strong>and</strong> reading material,<br />
<strong>and</strong> why? The Oxford English Dictionary, so I could create as well as<br />
absorb.<br />
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Name: Peter Charlton<br />
Party: UKIP<br />
Is it important for an MP to live in the<br />
constituency they represent? If elected, would<br />
you do so? Yes it is. You can see <strong>and</strong> live the<br />
same problems as the people you represent. You<br />
can meet them in the supermarkets, the shops <strong>and</strong> pubs <strong>and</strong> listen<br />
to their concerns. Spend your money locally, <strong>and</strong> you support your<br />
own constituency.<br />
What proportion of his/her working hours should an MP spend on<br />
local issues? Which single local issue most needs addressing? What<br />
are the local councillors for? An MP should only have to intervene<br />
when all other avenues are exhausted. We must stop this reckless<br />
insistence on building thous<strong>and</strong>s of new homes on greenfield sites.<br />
Do you believe that the <strong>Lewes</strong> Tesco should have been allowed to<br />
exp<strong>and</strong>, <strong>and</strong> what do you think the consequences will be for the<br />
town?<br />
No I don’t. It is already big enough for the purpose of serving<br />
the <strong>Lewes</strong> people. I think <strong>more</strong> shops will close, destroying the<br />
fabric of the town.<br />
Which former (British) politician do you most admire, <strong>and</strong> why?<br />
Margaret Thatcher. She wasn’t always right, but she pulled this<br />
country back from permanent decline <strong>and</strong> bankruptcy. No waffle, she<br />
had a vision <strong>and</strong> made it happen.<br />
If you could change one UK law, which would make a difference to<br />
the people in the <strong>Lewes</strong> constituency, which would it be? Scrap<br />
SEEDA <strong>and</strong> SEERA which will return power back to the District <strong>and</strong><br />
County Councils so they can run local affairs, not the EU.<br />
How big is your carbon footprint? I don’t believe in this carbon<br />
scam. I do believe in cleaner <strong>more</strong> fuel-efficient transport. We<br />
can also stop putting <strong>more</strong> pollutants in the atmosphere so we have<br />
cleaner air to breathe. We should invest in hydro-electric power<br />
<strong>and</strong> wave power: we are an isl<strong>and</strong> for goodness sake.<br />
Do you think that there is ever a case to be made for ‘tactical<br />
voting’. And are you a fan of the current ‘first past the post’<br />
voting system? I believe people should vote with their heads <strong>and</strong><br />
their hearts. I believe that we have to change the system. UKIP<br />
represents millions of people in this country <strong>and</strong> they should be<br />
represented in Parliament. UKIP is the second largest UK party in<br />
the EU <strong>and</strong> the fourth largest party in the UK.<br />
Which one book would you choose as desert isl<strong>and</strong> reading material,<br />
<strong>and</strong> why? Lord of the Rings. Fantastically written <strong>and</strong> while<br />
reading it, your mind can drift as if you were living it.<br />
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l E T T E r S<br />
On the morning of 2nd April as we were coming downstairs for<br />
breakfast our son said, ‘There’s a turkey outside.’ Naturally we<br />
ignored him but slightly <strong>more</strong> forcefully <strong>and</strong> with no hint of<br />
laughter he said, ‘No really there is a turkey on the fence’. It<br />
wasn’t April Fool’s day any longer <strong>and</strong> sure enough there was<br />
a turkey staring hard at us through the glass of the front door.<br />
We did take some pictures but shortly after as my husb<strong>and</strong><br />
ducked (no pun intended) past it to leave the house for work it<br />
took off/hopped off the shed roof into the neighbour’s garden<br />
over the wall. I did not think turkeys could fly <strong>and</strong> our neighbours<br />
have a walled garden so rang the RSPCA who thought<br />
it was a joke at first but said call back if it is no longer there. I<br />
called our neighbours <strong>and</strong> was hugely apologetic as it was 8am<br />
on Good Friday but could I come round <strong>and</strong> check it was still<br />
there. Somehow it had flown <strong>and</strong> if I had not had a photograph I don’t think my neighbour would ever<br />
take me seriously again. I scouted the area but nothing <strong>and</strong> had to call the RSPCA back. Imagine if it had<br />
turned up at Christmas!<br />
Kathie Murphy<br />
Your editorial on the expansion of Tesco (April 2010) provides a helpful list of the products an enlarged<br />
store might stock (clothes, electrical goods, cookware etc). These seem exactly the sort of goods that the independent,<br />
idiosyncratic business so beloved of Tesco’s opponents do not manage to stock at low cost. Could<br />
it be possible that the high street being ‘protected’ by the anti-Tesco campaign is one that has already died<br />
off, replaced by shops selling luxury goods for the well off?<br />
John McGowan<br />
Attending the Planning Committee meeting concerning the Tesco expansion left me feeling aghast, annoyed<br />
<strong>and</strong> frankly betrayed. Why did the Planning Committee feel the need to roll over <strong>and</strong> have its belly<br />
scratched by Tesco? Surely the role of official representatives of this town is to work hard to protect <strong>Lewes</strong>’<br />
interests? Not the interests of helping Tesco increase their profits. Why did the committee not reject Tesco’s<br />
own survey of the impact of their proposed expansion in favour of commissioning a truly independent one?<br />
Is it really acceptable that a Tesco superstore will be built, which will swallow up so much <strong>more</strong> trade from<br />
existing retailers?<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> was at the end of its first week as part of the South Downs National Park. The Planning Committee’s<br />
approval for Tesco to exp<strong>and</strong> it’s current site seemed a very odd way of celebrating the town’s new status.<br />
Enrico Dummett<br />
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After the phenomenal<br />
response to the first part<br />
of Wallis <strong>and</strong> Wallis’<br />
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poster auction in March<br />
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‘Careless Talk Costs Lives,’ <strong>and</strong> ‘Tell Nobody – Not Even Her’,<br />
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raise a bob or two, herself – you might remember a different<br />
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT? #2<br />
Oliver Darlington,<br />
High St,<br />
April 16th<br />
It’s a boina, which is the<br />
Spanish word for beret. And<br />
I got it in a superb hat shop<br />
in Barcelona.<br />
USEFUL THINGS YOU CAN BUY IN LEWES #2<br />
In the second of our<br />
series looking at where<br />
you can buy basic<br />
objects in the centre of<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong>, we’re seeking<br />
stockists of seeds <strong>and</strong><br />
tomato plants. Peter<br />
Messer tells us Sky-Lark<br />
in the Needlemakers offer an excellent range of King’s vegetable<br />
<strong>and</strong> flower seeds including “recherché oriental vegetables”.<br />
Matt can order specific seeds <strong>and</strong> organise bulk rates for<br />
allotment societies, 01273 479418. Tomato <strong>and</strong> other vegetable<br />
plants can be found in Fur, Feather <strong>and</strong> Fins in Cliffe.<br />
B I T S a n d B o B S<br />
WHAT’LL WE DO TONIGHT?<br />
The day we went to press with this H<strong>and</strong>book<br />
we also put out the 200th edition<br />
of our award-winning weekly webmag<br />
www.vivalewes.com, a l<strong>and</strong>mark we’re<br />
extremely proud of. If you haven’t logged<br />
on to check the magazine out, give it a<br />
try; in it you’ll find up-to-the-minute listings,<br />
news, columns, photos <strong>and</strong> opinion<br />
concerning our vibrant county town.<br />
LEWES IN QUOTES<br />
The Mayor of <strong>Lewes</strong> (Col CD Crisp), one<br />
of the most notable figures in the world of<br />
footballing referees… told the audience<br />
of his adventures when taking the Chelsea<br />
team on tour in South America in 1929.<br />
Football in South America, at that time<br />
at any rate, was one of the “dangerous<br />
trades”. At one match Chelsea (having<br />
been warned in advance by the Commissioner<br />
of Police that they must not score)<br />
had the hardihood, or the misfortune, to<br />
score a goal. Thereupon revolvers went<br />
off, the ground was strewn with oranges<br />
thrown by the crowd, <strong>and</strong> mounted police,<br />
summoned by a siren, arrived on the field<br />
of battle. After the match the unfortunate<br />
team had the tyres of their coach slashed,<br />
<strong>and</strong> had to be rescued by a naval party<br />
with taxis.<br />
From Don’t Kill the Players, Sussex County<br />
Notes Vol XXIV No3, March 1950<br />
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LEWES STREET NAMES #22<br />
B I T S a n d B o B S<br />
The church of St Peter Westout was first<br />
recorded in 1121 but almost certainly existed<br />
before that date. Following the destruction<br />
of the Priory by Thomas Cromwell in<br />
1538, the parish of St Peter Westout was<br />
united with that of St Mary Westout (now<br />
St Anne’s) in 1539.<br />
St Peter’s Place was built in 1868 <strong>and</strong> the<br />
date is recorded on a plaque featuring the<br />
Nevill family coat of arms. The 4th Earl of Abergavenny, (later 1st Marquis), William Nevill, was a prominent<br />
Tory politician <strong>and</strong> he was anxious to create as many potential Tory voters as possible. Accordingly he demolished<br />
a large house he owned on St Anne’s Hill <strong>and</strong> built a terrace of houses with a rent of £12 a year. The level<br />
of rent was important – occupiers of homes who paid less were not eligible to vote <strong>and</strong> he carefully chose tenants<br />
who could be relied on to vote the right way. They had little choice as the ballot was not secret in those<br />
days. St Peter’s Place came to be known as Tory Terrace <strong>and</strong> the name stuck for many years. Sadly for him the<br />
Earl’s machinations were in vain. Secret ballots were introduced in 1872, before the next election, <strong>and</strong> the rent<br />
threshold abolished. Kim Clark<br />
Kim has been revising <strong>and</strong> enlarging LS Davey’s The Street Names of <strong>Lewes</strong>, shortly to be published by Pomegranate<br />
Press for the Friends of <strong>Lewes</strong>, <strong>and</strong> to be reviewed in the June issue of <strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Lewes</strong>. Photo by Joe Knight<br />
BOOK REVIEW<br />
We are fortunate in Sussex to be surrounded by such a beautiful, curvaceous l<strong>and</strong>scape.<br />
But how much of what we see around us is ‘natural’ <strong>and</strong> how much has been<br />
altered by human activity during half a million years of inhabitation? Prolific local<br />
author <strong>and</strong> historical geographer, Peter Br<strong>and</strong>on addresses this in his recent addition<br />
to the Snake River Press Sussex Guide series The Shaping of the Sussex L<strong>and</strong>scape.<br />
He informs us, for example, that Sussex was once the heart of the iron industry, which<br />
is why we have so many hammer ponds located here. Peter, an ‘ardent walker’, is<br />
president of the South Downs Society <strong>and</strong> vice-president of the Sussex Archaeological<br />
Society, so he knows his subject well. He dedicates the book to Hilaire Belloc ‘who<br />
first aroused in the author his love of Sussex’. Featuring delightful black-<strong>and</strong>-white<br />
illustrations by Grahame Baker Smith <strong>and</strong> an introduction by Alfriston resident, the<br />
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in order to underst<strong>and</strong> how the historical <strong>and</strong> geological ‘mosaic’ of our l<strong>and</strong>scape has come into being. £8.99,<br />
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COpING WITH CUTBACKS<br />
You can help save the planet, <strong>and</strong> a bob or two, while you’re at it, at the Coping<br />
With Cutbacks fair in the Corn Exchange at the Town Hall on May 15th from<br />
10am-1pm. There will be a number of stalls, helping you to learn ways of saving<br />
on your bills, in an ecologically positive way. There will be advice on matters such<br />
as lowering bills with better insulation, <strong>and</strong> financial advice. There will also be a<br />
speakers’ corner for anyone who’s up for a rant, <strong>and</strong> a café, too.<br />
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KNOTS OF MAY<br />
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This Harveys beer was first brewed to celebrate the 21st birthday of the Knots of May team<br />
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of the <strong>Lewes</strong> Garl<strong>and</strong> Day celebrations, which are organized by the Knots of May Morris<br />
team (see page 45). The beer has a moderate alcohol content of 3.0% by volume, a deep ruby<br />
colour <strong>and</strong> a delicate hop fragrance.<br />
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For May, we have a great ‘two for one’<br />
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NOTES & CORRECTIONS<br />
Apologies to Matt Woodruff of Woodruff’s<br />
Yard. Muehlenbeckia is not, as we<br />
stated in our April issue, a type of ivy<br />
with white flowers. This was our error,<br />
not his.<br />
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CD REVIEW - THE MUEL – ONCE AND EVERYWHERE<br />
MAGAZINE REVIEW: MONIKA<br />
B I T S a n d B o B S<br />
Anyone who caught a gig by the marvellously eclectic<br />
<strong>and</strong> now sadly defunct pop b<strong>and</strong> Turning Green will not<br />
forget their drummer, Sam Walker (left, centre), a Cooksbridge<br />
lad whose madcap energy did so much to drive<br />
forward the b<strong>and</strong>’s relentlessly danceable live sets. Behind<br />
the Animal-from-the-Muppets stage act, though, lurked<br />
a creative <strong>and</strong> sensitive mind, hinted at when he took the<br />
mike on a couple of self-penned songs.<br />
Sam’s played solo a lot too in <strong>Lewes</strong> – unfurling that sensitive<br />
side, displaying his multi-instrumental prowess <strong>and</strong> proving his ability to hold a crowd’s rapt attention<br />
with hear-a-pin-drop semi-falsetto vocal solos.<br />
Once <strong>and</strong> Everywhere is an impossible-to-pigeon-hole album to play <strong>and</strong> play again: deeply layered, multiinfluenced,<br />
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Ravel’s Bolero meets The Long <strong>and</strong> Winding Road, with kettle drums. Warning: it’ll stay in your head for<br />
days.<br />
BOOK REVIEW: FASHION TRIMS<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> textile designer Louise Turner has written a large <strong>and</strong> sumptuous hardback<br />
book called Fashion Trims. It’s a gorgeous <strong>and</strong> rather fun sewing project book divided<br />
up into sections such as ‘hats <strong>and</strong> shoes’, or ‘bags <strong>and</strong> baskets’. Louise is also a<br />
teacher, <strong>and</strong> she guides you helpfully through the processes involved in customising<br />
<strong>and</strong> decorating a variety of objects. It is generously illustrated with photographs by<br />
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want to stroke the pages. EC (More details from www.louiseturnertextiles.co.uk).<br />
Monika is an arts magazine, in its second edition, which is edited by a <strong>Lewes</strong>based<br />
journalist, whose identity we will keep to ourselves.<br />
Why should we throw such a cloak of anonymity over this person? Because<br />
anonymity is what the magazine is all about, despite its title. The idea is that<br />
writers, photographers <strong>and</strong> illustrators will be able to work in a <strong>more</strong> creative<br />
manner without being identifiable from their byline.<br />
Such anonymity helps, I guess, when you’re writing a piece called ‘Amsterdam<br />
in 32’, chronicling how the author ‘did 32 poos’ in a single weekend in<br />
the Dutch city. This turns out, actually, to be a fairly absorbing read, <strong>and</strong> the<br />
poos turn out to be symbolic, ‘the remnants of my youth seeping out of me’.<br />
Another author, in a rather inspired manner, psychogeographically explores some tunnels in Balham, that might<br />
or might not exist.<br />
Monika, which is sold internationally in specialist bookstores, <strong>and</strong> from monikamagazine.com, is a beautifully<br />
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<strong>and</strong> C21 pop art. This issue’s theme is ‘In Between’ though its strapline suggests a broader spectrum of flexibitlity:<br />
‘It’s about what it says’.<br />
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Commissions, Team Building, Parties,<br />
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Late Thursday opening until 10pm for adults<br />
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YOU’RE SO VANE #4<br />
The <strong>Lewes</strong> weathervane<br />
most visible by car is the<br />
one you see on the block of<br />
flats on the corner of North<br />
Street <strong>and</strong> Little East Street<br />
when you’re going round<br />
the one-way system. It’s the<br />
Duke of Wellington, recognisable<br />
by his hat, galloping along on horseback, wielding<br />
his sword. It was designed, I discover from Brigid<br />
Chapman’s book The Weathervanes of Sussex, by Paul<br />
Hodgkin, architect for the district council’s housing<br />
project for older people, <strong>and</strong> made by Ben Stevens of the<br />
Fisher Street forge in 1979.<br />
KIDS FILMS<br />
The extremely successful first season of the <strong>Lewes</strong> Junior<br />
Film Club comes to an end on Sunday May 30th<br />
(10.30am) with a screening of the 1998 French animation<br />
Kirikou et la sorcière… <strong>and</strong> plenty <strong>more</strong> besides.<br />
The club precedes its films with an imaginative ‘workshop’<br />
designed to prepare the kids for what they’re<br />
about to see. These are kept a secret until the day of the<br />
event: last time round, for the film ‘The Wiz’ there was<br />
a 70-person-strong parade along a yellow brick road<br />
through <strong>Lewes</strong>, which involved 30 kids taking part in<br />
seven dances. Tickets cost £5, <strong>and</strong> adults are welcome<br />
either to drop their children off at the event, or to watch<br />
the movie from the balcony above. Kirikou, directed by<br />
Michael Ocelot, is a million miles from the 3-d action<br />
cartoons that are so popular at the moment. It’s based<br />
on a West-African folk tale, <strong>and</strong> is characterised by its<br />
primitive, beautifully coloured, two-dimensional animation<br />
techniques.<br />
DINOSAUR HUNTER<br />
B I T S a n d B o B S<br />
There is a series of Gideon Mantell-related<br />
events going on throughout May, organised by<br />
local historian Debby Matthews. Three one-<strong>and</strong>a-half-hour<br />
walks follow in Mantell’s footsteps,<br />
all starting at 1pm. On the 9th, there’s a repeat<br />
of the earlier walk exploring ‘Mantell’s Early Life<br />
<strong>and</strong> Times in <strong>Lewes</strong>’; on the 15th a visit to the<br />
records office to see his diary is followed by ‘Roman<br />
Finds in St John-sub-Castro’; on the 16th<br />
you can follow Debby to find out about ‘Cliffe<br />
<strong>and</strong> Southerham: Stones <strong>and</strong> Bones’. The month’s<br />
events are concluded by a talk in the Town Hall<br />
(7pm), about Mantell’s time in Brighton, entitled<br />
‘Where did it All Go Wrong?’. Each event costs<br />
£4; <strong>more</strong> info from 01273 483228/gideonmantell.wordpress.com<br />
BUS RALLY<br />
The second annual <strong>Lewes</strong> Bus Rally should see<br />
over 50 old buses of all shapes <strong>and</strong> sizes collecting<br />
on Malling Field on Sun 23rd (10am-5pm) so<br />
anyone who wants to get a fix of motor nostalgia<br />
(<strong>and</strong> we’re still pining over the loss of the old<br />
London Routemasters) should take a look. There<br />
will be all sorts of activities, including rides in<br />
old buses, to enjoy. A quick peek at their website<br />
(www.lewesbusrally.org) reveals that among<br />
many others there’ll be a 1939 Leyl<strong>and</strong> Lion, a<br />
1953 Bristol K, <strong>and</strong>… a 1067 Park Royal. Now<br />
that’s what we call a classic motor.<br />
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MYLEWES DEborAh bEDforD<br />
Job: High Sheriff.<br />
What does that mean exactly? The office is over a<br />
thous<strong>and</strong> years old, the oldest secular office after the<br />
Crown. At one time High Sheriffs were very powerful,<br />
but their powers declined over time with the establishment<br />
of Judges, Lords Lieutenant, Coroners <strong>and</strong> Magistrates.<br />
Now the role is mainly ceremonial. One of our<br />
duties is the wellbeing of visiting High Court Judges.<br />
High Sheriffs support voluntary <strong>and</strong> charitable organisations,<br />
particularly those involved in law <strong>and</strong> order. I’d<br />
call it privileged but not elitist.<br />
Is it a paid position? No, <strong>and</strong> you don’t get expenses<br />
either. It was once the case that the judges could fine<br />
the Sheriff if they didn’t think he was doing a good job<br />
too! One of my planned events is a civic reception in<br />
Newhaven Fort, with a jazz b<strong>and</strong>, <strong>and</strong> fish <strong>and</strong> chips.<br />
How long have you been in the post? Since 29th<br />
March. It’s for one year only.<br />
What’s your involvement in the general election? I<br />
can exercise the right to be Returning Officer for East<br />
Sussex. John Crawford, the Deputy Returning Officer,<br />
offered me the role. I considered it carefully, but since<br />
he does all the work, <strong>and</strong> he’s about to retire, it seemed<br />
to me that it was right for him to do it. He will take<br />
me round some of the rural polling stations <strong>and</strong> I’ll be<br />
there for the count. He told me he hopes it will be finished<br />
by 3am!<br />
What’s your uniform? Male High Sheriff’s uniform<br />
is based on 18th century court dress; breeches, hose,<br />
a wig-bag on the back of the neck <strong>and</strong> buckled shoes.<br />
They also carry a sword <strong>and</strong> folding cocked hat known<br />
as a ‘chapeau bras’. I wear a dress <strong>and</strong> jacket, shoes with<br />
Photo: Alex Leith<br />
my gr<strong>and</strong>father’s buckles, a hat with the traditional<br />
white ostrich feather, Shrieval buttons, <strong>and</strong> a lace Jabot.<br />
I declined the sword! I love the tradition but we have to<br />
take into account the society we live in.<br />
Are you local? Yes. I’m sixty <strong>and</strong> I’ve lived between<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> <strong>and</strong> Ringmer for half my life. I’ve been a magistrate<br />
here for nearly twenty years, <strong>and</strong> was on the<br />
prison board for ten.<br />
What do you like about <strong>Lewes</strong>? It’s incredibly beautiful<br />
<strong>and</strong> very self-aware. I like its independence. It’s<br />
<strong>more</strong> vibrant than it used to be <strong>and</strong> there’s a great sense<br />
of community.<br />
What don’t you like? Sometimes the town doesn’t feel<br />
very inclusive.<br />
What’s your local? I often go to pubs, I meet my girlfriends<br />
in them. I particularly like the Ram at Firle.<br />
What’s your poison? I like wine but I’m trying to cut<br />
back. I’ve been drinking the low alcohol cider from<br />
Waitrose <strong>and</strong> the Tesco wine ‘light options’. However,<br />
I find the less I drink, the <strong>more</strong> chocolate I eat.<br />
Where do you do your food shopping? I try to<br />
support Ringmer shops, <strong>and</strong> in particular I like Lew<br />
Howard <strong>and</strong> Sons, the butcher.<br />
How would you spend a perfect Sunday? I grow my<br />
own vegetables. I like cooking them with a roast for my<br />
family, then taking the dogs for a walk.<br />
What did you have for breakfast? Tea <strong>and</strong> porridge<br />
with milk <strong>and</strong> sugar.<br />
What’s your favourite cinema? The Picture House<br />
at Uckfield. I’m hoping to see the Girl With a Dragon<br />
Tattoo there.<br />
Interview by Emma Chaplin<br />
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NOISY FLOCKERS<br />
P H o T o o f T H E m o n T H<br />
Ian Cairns took this beautiful shot of kittiwakes in the early morning of April Fools’ Day “a couple of weeks<br />
after they returned to Seaford Head cliffs”. It seems to capture their elegant, swooping movements <strong>and</strong><br />
somehow give an impression of the extraordinary cacophony they make. Ian was visiting Splash Point in<br />
Seaford to look at the birds with his nine-year-old son, James. “These streamlined gulls are pelagic, living out<br />
in the Atlantic all year <strong>and</strong> only coming ashore to nest. Every few minutes, hundreds take to the air, screaming<br />
out over the sea before circling back to their nesting spot on the cliffs.” He took a number of shots using his<br />
Nikon D70 SLR with a 300mm equivalent lens (settings 1/2500, f8, ISO400) shooting “slightly into the sun,<br />
which gives it lots of light <strong>and</strong> life”. This also gives a slightly metallic effect to the surface of the sea <strong>and</strong> rock.<br />
According to the RSPB, Splash Point is one of the most accessible kittiwake colonies in the UK <strong>and</strong> a popular<br />
place for watching chicks on the nest later in the year, with the organisation providing free telescopes during<br />
July. “There is a lot of activity over the next few months” Ian says, “with the kittiwakes coming <strong>and</strong> going with<br />
nesting materials <strong>and</strong> food <strong>and</strong> being kept busy by the crows which are constantly trying to rob the kittiwakes<br />
of their offspring, causing much noisy protest.”<br />
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W illiam Shakespeare missed a trick by<br />
starting his histories with King John.<br />
He could have constructed a much <strong>more</strong> exciting<br />
<strong>and</strong> moving play by jumping a generation,<br />
<strong>and</strong> concentrating on the adventures of Simon<br />
de Montfort. What a story he’d have got: ambition,<br />
treachery, the wholesale upheaval of<br />
‘natural order’. A family squabble turning into<br />
a bloody Civil War. A noble aristocrat whose<br />
hubris leads to his untimely demise. But not before<br />
he’s wrested control of the country, at the<br />
bloody Battle of <strong>Lewes</strong>, becoming the de facto<br />
King of Engl<strong>and</strong>.<br />
Act One, set in the late 1230s, would see the<br />
young De Montfort, the near-penniless second<br />
son of a French aristocratic family, coming to<br />
Engl<strong>and</strong> seeking his fortune at the court of<br />
King Henry III. What a great character: he’s<br />
a strong, ambitious <strong>and</strong> intelligent fellow, well<br />
versed in warfare, <strong>and</strong> silver-tongued. Henry,<br />
just a year older, is a completely different type<br />
of man. Artistic <strong>and</strong> hot-tempered, sensitive<br />
<strong>and</strong> fickle. Nevertheless, the King takes a liking<br />
to the newcomer, as does the king’s teenage<br />
sister, Eleanor, which makes for some wonderful<br />
scenes. Before long De Montfort has wooed<br />
the young girl into a shotgun marriage. Henry’s<br />
not pleased at first – Eleanor has made a vow<br />
of life-long chastity having recently been widowed<br />
- but De Montfort’s charm is such that he<br />
soon forgives him, <strong>and</strong> grants him the Earldom<br />
of Leicester, to which he has a long-st<strong>and</strong>ing<br />
claim, as well as making him one of his most<br />
trusted advisers. Trumpets, fanfare, all is well.<br />
In Act Two, everything starts unravelling. We
learn that Henry’s reign is far from popular.<br />
That he’s unable to live within his means, spending<br />
money on fine buildings, courtly fripperies<br />
<strong>and</strong> badly organised military campaigns. And to<br />
pay for this he taxes his barons to the hilt: we<br />
watch him playing them off against one another<br />
to keep a revolt at arm’s length. He owes Simon<br />
money, too, <strong>and</strong> this results in an increasingly<br />
frayed relationship between the two. Matters get<br />
worse when Henry sends Simon to sort out his<br />
affairs in the English-ruled province of Gascony.<br />
When Simon, ruling with an iron fist, starts to<br />
make some headway, he recalls him from the<br />
task. Simon shouts at Henry that he ‘should be<br />
locked up, like Charles the Simple’. Henry angrily<br />
banishes him <strong>and</strong> Eleanor from the kingdom,<br />
<strong>and</strong> they move to France. He soliloquises, at this<br />
point, about the absolute power of the monarch.<br />
Such power, he decides, must be curbed.<br />
In Act Three we jump forward a few years, to<br />
1258, <strong>and</strong> Simon’s back in Engl<strong>and</strong>, in his castle<br />
at Kenilworth. He’s befriended a brilliant philosopher,<br />
by the name of Robert Grosseteste, with<br />
whom he starts plotting to find a way in which<br />
the king’s power can be shared by the barons, for<br />
Henry’s clearly unfit to rule the country on his<br />
own. In the impecunious king’s latest scrape, we<br />
discover, he’s borrowed money from the Pope in<br />
order to fund an aborted invasion of Sicily, <strong>and</strong> is<br />
being threatened with excommunication unless<br />
he pays it back. Simon is joined by a number of<br />
conspirators, including Henry’s dashing son, Edward.<br />
They arrange a meeting with the King at<br />
Oxford, <strong>and</strong> arrive, en masse, dressed in armour.<br />
Henry, fearing for his life <strong>and</strong> desperate for his<br />
L e w e s I N h I s t o r y<br />
Simon de montfort<br />
The tragic history Shakespeare never wrote<br />
barons’ support in his time of need, signs their<br />
petition, which becomes known as ‘The Provisions<br />
of Oxford’. The barons are overjoyed: the<br />
document signifies that he must consult a committee<br />
of nobles before he passes legislation of<br />
any sort. The king still reigns, he moans, but he<br />
no longer rules.<br />
Act Four sees us jump forward in time to May<br />
1264, <strong>and</strong> Simon is at the head of a large army,<br />
arrayed on the top of a hill overlooking <strong>Lewes</strong>.<br />
His soldiers are dressed in tunics with white<br />
crosses. We learn, in a conversation between<br />
two barons, of what’s happened in the intervening<br />
years. Henry is back in favour with the Pope,<br />
<strong>and</strong> with the help of the French King, has annulled<br />
the Provisions of Oxford. This has led to<br />
a civil war: Northampton has fallen to the Royalists;<br />
Rochester has been besieged by the barons.<br />
Much blood has been shed across the country,<br />
even in London, where Simon has ordered a pogrom<br />
of the Jewry. Now the two armies are face<br />
to face for the first time. Simon’s army numbers<br />
some 500 mounted knights, <strong>and</strong> 1,500 footsoldiers;<br />
the king’s army is bigger, with significantly<br />
<strong>more</strong> cavalry. Edward, we learn, has switched his<br />
allegiance back to his father. Then, the action<br />
starts for real. Edward charges a good proportion<br />
of his horsemen up the hill, <strong>and</strong> routs a battalion<br />
of Londoners. Crazed with bloodlust he chases<br />
them over Offham Hill, away from the battlefield.<br />
This gives Simon his chance to swing the<br />
battle his way. His men charge down <strong>and</strong> engage<br />
in h<strong>and</strong>-to-h<strong>and</strong> conflict with the King’s men,<br />
who have advanced from their post outside the<br />
Priory into the area of l<strong>and</strong> in front of the West<br />
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Photos of Battle of lewes monument by alex leith<br />
Gate of <strong>Lewes</strong>. The king battles valiantly, losing<br />
two horses from under him, but is forced to retreat<br />
into the safety of the Priory. His brother<br />
Richard, so called ‘King of the Romans’, hides<br />
in a windmill, <strong>and</strong> is captured, amid much mockery.<br />
Edward returns to the field, to find the battle<br />
has been lost by his father’s army. In an impassioned<br />
speech, looking at the carnage of nearly<br />
3,000 corpses, he vows revenge. As <strong>Lewes</strong> is set<br />
ablaze by Simon’s archers, he manages to reach<br />
the sanctuary of the Priory. Matters, however, get<br />
worse for him. As part of Henry’s peace deal, he<br />
is offered as a hostage, along with his uncle Richard.<br />
The deal is known as ‘The Mise of <strong>Lewes</strong>’.<br />
Simon de Montfort is, in effect, the uncrowned<br />
King of Engl<strong>and</strong>. He makes a speech about how<br />
he will change the way the country will be governed.<br />
In his new ‘Parliament’ the King will have<br />
to bide by the wishes of the barons, as well as a<br />
number of other knights elected from the shires<br />
<strong>and</strong> boroughs.<br />
Act V finds us in Evesham, just over a year later.<br />
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L e w e s I N h I s t o r y<br />
Simon has found ruling the kingdom no easy<br />
task. The Welsh have revolted, key allies have<br />
deserted him, <strong>and</strong> Edward has made a daring escape<br />
from imprisonment in Hereford, on a horse.<br />
Now the King’s son is at the head of an army<br />
twice the size of his own, dressed in red crosses,<br />
bent on revenge, heading for a showdown. In<br />
the last Act, we find Simon trapped in a loop of<br />
the Avon, <strong>and</strong> he realises that defeat, <strong>and</strong> certain<br />
death, looms. “May the Lord have mercy on our<br />
souls, for our bodies are theirs” he proclaims. His<br />
army charges at Edward’s men to try to breach<br />
their line, but they are soon overwhelmed, <strong>and</strong><br />
massacred. Simon witnesses the death of his son,<br />
Henry, <strong>and</strong> then is himself knocked off his horse<br />
<strong>and</strong> killed. His body is hacked to pieces. Edward<br />
makes a speech: the dictator is dead, the king is<br />
back in power, <strong>and</strong> the natural order of affairs has<br />
been restored. But, he wonders, will the governance<br />
of the country ever be quite the same again?<br />
Alex Leith<br />
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UpSTAIRS,<br />
DOWNSTAIRS<br />
Charleston through John Higgens’ eyes<br />
As I arrived at the Higgens’ home I saw cut flowers<br />
for sale by the gate <strong>and</strong> realised my gift of Waitrose<br />
hyacinths was a poor choice. But while I was<br />
wondering how to dispose of the pot, John <strong>and</strong> his<br />
wife Diana were already waving a friendly hello.<br />
John is the only son of Grace Higgens, the loyal<br />
housekeeper of the Bloomsbury Group, who<br />
Quentin Bell christened the “guardian angel<br />
of Charleston”. The daughter of a Norfolk<br />
smallholder, 16-year-old Grace was hired as a<br />
housemaid to Vanessa Bell in 1920. Aged 30, she<br />
gave birth to John in ‘High Holborn,’ a bed-sit,<br />
three floors above the kitchen, where as a child he<br />
would use the painted cupboards as goalposts.<br />
As one of ‘The Click’ - the nickname given to<br />
staff at Gordon Square, the favourite hangingout<br />
location of the Bloomsbury set in London<br />
- Grace enjoyed travel opportunities, but she<br />
was also “expected to work <strong>and</strong> work <strong>and</strong> work”.<br />
However liberal Vanessa Bell’s attitude to art <strong>and</strong><br />
sex, John thought her “staid, prim, <strong>and</strong> proper.” As<br />
employers, the group “were just Victorian.” John<br />
told me, “All the time she was at Charleston I can<br />
hardly remember my mother having a day off…<br />
they had to come first.”<br />
During the war, the group made Charleston their<br />
permanent home. Grace had to contend with a<br />
coke-fuelled Aga <strong>and</strong> an unreliable water supply.<br />
She would traipse up <strong>and</strong> down the “rough old<br />
flint <strong>and</strong> chalk road,” to buy groceries in <strong>Lewes</strong>,<br />
<strong>and</strong> across a cold concrete floor tending to dinner<br />
guests until late. The staff had to be a disappearing<br />
presence; “If anyone was in the dining room you<br />
had to go round the back, so you didn’t go past the<br />
windows while they were having their meals.”<br />
The British Library bought Grace’s diaries in<br />
2007, but they reveal nothing salacious about<br />
her employers. John Maynard Keynes’ wife, the<br />
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Portrait of John Higgens by Vanessa Bell<br />
ballerina Lydia Lopokova, became a “great friend”,<br />
<strong>and</strong> Clive Bell introduced young Grace to the<br />
stockmarket, which helped her buy a house in<br />
Ringmer when she retired in 1970.<br />
John remembers sitting for Vanessa Bell twice, a<br />
portrait of him aged 4 was one of the first produced<br />
in the top studio. The next was for the Berwick<br />
Church Nativity; John is pictured alongside two<br />
workmen, of whom each lost an arm in threshing<br />
accidents. There might have been <strong>more</strong> sittings,<br />
had Bell been a little <strong>more</strong> patient, “I think Mrs<br />
Bell got frustrated, she would say, ‘Peter John, you<br />
can’t sit still for five minutes!’”<br />
John <strong>and</strong> Diana visit Charleston once a year but<br />
although it looks “as it was,” there is some life that<br />
can’t be preserved; “Duncan loved smoking, <strong>and</strong><br />
he always had music blaring. When you go in the<br />
studio now, you don’t have the radio, or the fumes.”<br />
But although John has fond memories, he doesn’t<br />
miss living there, “I like to see it, I like to think of<br />
it, but I lived there 24 years, was brought up with<br />
these various people. I didn’t think anything of it.”<br />
Chloë King<br />
A selection of artworks belonging to Grace Higgens<br />
will be sold at Gorringes Auctioneers in <strong>Lewes</strong> on<br />
Thursday 13th May. For details contact Francesca<br />
Collin on 01273 472503.<br />
A r t<br />
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ALAN BENNETT<br />
The Yorkshire playwright returns to Sussex<br />
21st May sees the start of the 21st Charleston<br />
Festival. Ten days of talks, readings <strong>and</strong> discussions,<br />
marketed by the festival organisers as ‘inspiring <strong>and</strong><br />
entertaining key-to-the-door-of-the-imagination<br />
events’, culminate in an evening of Chekhov<br />
vaudevilles.<br />
Tickets tend to sell fast, but this year unsuccessful<br />
applicants need not despair. ‘Follow us on Twitter’,<br />
is the jaunty exhortation on the back of the<br />
promotional brochure. And actually that might<br />
prove a safer option than attending in person, for<br />
we are left in no doubt that the country setting<br />
holds perils for the unprepared. Visitors are advised<br />
that ‘some surfaces are slightly uneven’. Parking is<br />
liable to be ‘a short distance from the festival site’<br />
<strong>and</strong>, <strong>more</strong>over, located in fields or farmyards. Small<br />
wonder then that ‘practical footwear is strongly<br />
recommended’. Learning that ‘the tea tent is in<br />
an orchard with no footpath’ makes one decidedly<br />
uneasy.<br />
Zadie Smith, Sarah Waters, Lionel Shriver <strong>and</strong><br />
Rose Tremain are among the distinguished writers<br />
coming to Charleston this year. There’s little doubt,<br />
however, that the biggest draw is Alan Bennett.<br />
Certainly the organisers seem to think so, charging<br />
C h A r L e s t o N f e s t I VA L<br />
£3 <strong>more</strong> than the st<strong>and</strong>ard £11 per event. For this<br />
you get ‘a rare opportunity to hear Alan Bennett<br />
read (including his Bloomsbury review Say Cheese,<br />
Virginia) <strong>and</strong> answer questions.’<br />
I suppose the Bloomsbury connection was<br />
irresistible, but it seems a pity as the piece in<br />
question, a book review of Lady Ottoline’s Album:<br />
Snapshots of her Famous Contemporaries,<br />
written for BB2’s The Book Programme, is<br />
uncharacteristically puerile. There’s another Alan<br />
Bennett Bloomsbury association to be found in his<br />
first play for television, A Day Out (1972). The part<br />
of Florence, a very well-spoken girl, shown in one<br />
scene playing croquet with a youthful Sebastian<br />
Flyte, is acted by the great-niece of Virginia Woolf,<br />
Virginia Bell.<br />
Her brother, Julian Bell, is at Charleston on 30th<br />
May, appearing in conversation with Frances<br />
Spalding. This particular event might be one<br />
for Alan Bennett to avoid, considering the<br />
subject matter of Spalding’s latest book, a double<br />
biography of John <strong>and</strong> Myfanwy Piper. Bennett’s<br />
new play, The Habit of Art, rather makes fun of<br />
poor Myfanwy.<br />
The Habit of Art, an agreeable enough literary<br />
soufflé, suffers from having little that is perceptive<br />
or original to say about the two protagonists,<br />
Benjamin Britten <strong>and</strong> WH Auden. The play does,<br />
however, contain one reference local to <strong>Lewes</strong>.<br />
Auden’s parting shot to Britten, towards the end of<br />
the play, is “And remember, Ben. Fuck Aldeburgh.”<br />
To which Auden adds, for no very good reason,<br />
“And while you’re at it, Fuck Glyndebourne.”<br />
Still, it’s probably the nearest we’re going to<br />
get to an Alan Bennett ‘<strong>Lewes</strong>’ play. The great<br />
opportunity for that was passed up in the 1970s.<br />
Going through <strong>Lewes</strong> one afternoon in 1972,<br />
Bennett observed a Chinese waiter, from his car<br />
window. It was early closing day. From that glimpse<br />
he developed the idea of writing about a Chinese<br />
waiter, on his afternoon off, searching the town<br />
for a girl called Iris who, he has been told, fancies<br />
him. But when it was shown on television in 1978,<br />
the action of the play, Afternoon Off, had shifted,<br />
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Provided UK airspace is volcanic-ash-free, allowing<br />
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Glyndebourne 2010 season should kick off with an<br />
excellent start in late May.<br />
First up will be a new production of Britten’s 1951<br />
all-male classic Billy Budd, never before performed<br />
at Glyndebourne. To h<strong>and</strong>le this they have drafted<br />
in star Donmar Warehouse Artistic Director<br />
Michael Gr<strong>and</strong>age for his first opera production.<br />
The other new production this year will be<br />
Mozart’s Don Giovanni, directed by Jonathan Kent<br />
who gave us last year’s much praised <strong>and</strong> innovative<br />
The Fairy Queen, (Purcell).<br />
Opera outsiders may wonder why they aren’t all<br />
new productions - but sheer time, cost <strong>and</strong> risk<br />
means they need to mix new with established.<br />
Revivals are part of the way the House runs <strong>and</strong><br />
allow audiences to enjoy the best of former seasons.<br />
This time round they will be going back to the<br />
Hockney-designed 1975 production of The Rake’s<br />
Progress (Stravinsky), their longest running <strong>and</strong><br />
internationally-most-popular production. Plus<br />
three from <strong>more</strong> recent seasons - Hänsel und<br />
Gretel (Humperdinck), Così fan tutte (Mozart) <strong>and</strong><br />
Macbeth (Verdi).<br />
The Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment cover<br />
the Mozarts - with the treat of seeing 84-year-old<br />
Charles Mackerras taking charge of Così - <strong>and</strong> the<br />
London Phil do the honours on the rest.<br />
The 2010 season runs from 20 May to 29 August.<br />
At time of going to press both Mozarts had already<br />
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M Ay D Ay<br />
May Day is traditionally associated with customs<br />
celebrating the coming of summer, such as dancing<br />
around the Maypole, crowning a May Queen<br />
or gathering bunches or ‘knots’ of flowers. The<br />
children’s rhyme ‘here we go gathering nuts of<br />
May’ is a corruption of ‘knots’, since May is no time<br />
to gather nuts.<br />
These days, the Knots of May women’s Morris<br />
team organise the annual Garl<strong>and</strong> Day event<br />
in <strong>Lewes</strong> on the May Day Bank holiday. Local<br />
children bring along their floral creations to be<br />
judged. Tom Reeves tells me that it was seeing<br />
this 1881 Reeves photograph of the judging of the<br />
annual <strong>Lewes</strong> Garl<strong>and</strong> Competition, begun in 1874<br />
by J F Verrall Esq, that inspired the Morris women<br />
to reinstate this <strong>Lewes</strong> May tradition.<br />
Verrall’s aim was apparently to give the poor<br />
children, who used to beg for ‘a penny for the<br />
garl<strong>and</strong>’ on 1st May, something constructive to do,<br />
as well as encouraging ‘knowledge of wild flowers’,<br />
although some might think making garl<strong>and</strong>s<br />
involves picking, <strong>and</strong> possibly nicking, flowers<br />
rather than learning about them.<br />
This year on Monday May 3rd, the ‘Children’s<br />
Garl<strong>and</strong> Competition’ begins at 10am in the<br />
Castle Gun Garden, with the Mayor assisting the<br />
judging. Then the children process with the Knots<br />
of May Morris team, in traditional Lancastrian<br />
mill worker aprons <strong>and</strong> clogs, holding homemade<br />
fabric garl<strong>and</strong>s, from the Castle grounds down<br />
to Cliffe Bridge. They are accompanied by the<br />
Chanctonbury Ring Morris Men. The Knots of<br />
May then present the children with certificates <strong>and</strong><br />
prizes for the prettiest garl<strong>and</strong>s. Emma Chaplin<br />
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The Star GroupT<br />
Annual Exhibition 2010<br />
Saturday 1 to Thursday 13 May<br />
10.30am–5pm (Sunday 12noon–5pm)<br />
at the Hop Gallery<br />
Castle Ditch Lane, <strong>Lewes</strong><br />
Pippa Burley<br />
Peter Bushell<br />
David Cummings<br />
Pat Cummings<br />
Lindy Dunbar<br />
John Filmer<br />
Phyllis Hall<br />
Gus Harrison<br />
Nicola King<br />
Claire Mumford<br />
Meryl Stringell<br />
Nick Walsh
Images by Andrzej Jackowski (left), the Nuremberg Chronicles <strong>and</strong> terry frost (right)<br />
This month’s show at St Anne’s Gallery was<br />
inspired by an intriguing find in artist Tony<br />
Wilson’s Wilmington attic - a powerful poetic<br />
text, h<strong>and</strong>-written back in 1934 by a French<br />
farmer <strong>and</strong> conscripted soldier, Auguste Prevotel,<br />
about the indelible memory of army life. The title<br />
of the work - When the Crows Fly White – has<br />
been chosen to describe Wilson’s latest collection<br />
of works in media as diverse as objets-trouvés,<br />
clay figures, drawings, etchings <strong>and</strong> digital print<br />
works, all inspired by Prevotel’s words. Wilson is<br />
complemented by prints from two other renowned<br />
artists, both colleagues at Brighton University,<br />
Tom Hammick <strong>and</strong> this month’s ‘Focus On’<br />
subject Andrzej Jackowski.<br />
The Tom Paine Printing Press (151, High St)<br />
is always worth popping into, <strong>and</strong> throughout<br />
May they’re displaying among the rest of their<br />
printing paraphernalia an exhibition called Pages<br />
featuring prints from books throughout the<br />
history of the industry, from the 15th century to<br />
the contemporary, including a genuine page from<br />
The Nuremberg Chronicles, <strong>and</strong> work by the<br />
likes of Max Ernst <strong>and</strong> Eric Gill. Curiously, there<br />
are some pages signed by Stephen Fry, created<br />
on a ‘replica’ Gutenberg Press <strong>and</strong> featured in his<br />
recent BBC programme The Medieval World.<br />
The organisers hasten to add that all the pages on<br />
display are by-product off-cuts, rather than pages<br />
pulled out of books, or, in their words: ‘no books<br />
were harmed in the making of this event’.<br />
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Down the road in Pelham House, Tom Walker<br />
<strong>and</strong> Shyama Ruffell (see last month) will be<br />
joined by Susan Miller, a member of the Sussex<br />
Watercolour Society, whose vibrant painted<br />
flowers will be brightening up the restaurant.<br />
Those dining in the beautiful garden will instead<br />
enjoy the latest sculptures dotted around the lawn.<br />
Finally, it’s a busy May at the Hop Gallery,<br />
which starts with the 20th annual exhibition of a<br />
collection of artists well known to the <strong>Lewes</strong> scene,<br />
the Star Group, whose latest life drawings (from<br />
their long-running Friday afternoon sessions in<br />
the All Saints) will be on display from the 1st to<br />
the 13th. From the 15th to the 27th there’s a joint<br />
show of the work of sculptor Chris Furner <strong>and</strong><br />
photographer David Reed, called People Real<br />
<strong>and</strong> Imagined. Recent sculptures will sit alongside<br />
photographic portraits representing five decades<br />
of work. And the 29th signals the start of a show<br />
by David Armitage, whose semi-abstract works<br />
bring a smile to your face, albeit accompanied by a<br />
slightly worried look in the eyes. There’s darkness,<br />
in other words, within the celebration. More on<br />
that next month.<br />
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What does the title refer to? It’s<br />
also the title of the recent book that<br />
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thirty years’ work. It was inspired<br />
by an idea in the neurologist Oliver<br />
Sacks’ book Musicophelia in which<br />
he describes the capability of music to<br />
evoke the past, while rooting you in<br />
the present. I find this contradiction<br />
can be attributed to images <strong>and</strong><br />
l<strong>and</strong>scapes as well as music. There’s a<br />
play on words there, too, in that such<br />
images are a gift to ourselves.<br />
What’s the inspiration behind the<br />
work? It’s one of a series I’ve done of<br />
single figures or two sisters together<br />
inspired by a photo I came across of<br />
two South African women suffering<br />
from HIV, who were holding up<br />
boxes of memorabilia from their<br />
lives they’d collected to present to<br />
the next generation. It struck me as a<br />
tremendous way of giving something<br />
of yourself as an image. In this case<br />
the woman is holding up a painting,<br />
called The Pine Tree by the Sea, by Carlo Carrà, the Italian metaphysical artist of the 20s <strong>and</strong> 30s. It has<br />
been an important image for me since my student days.<br />
What media did you use? It’s an etching, using chin colle, a technique placing very thin paper between<br />
the print <strong>and</strong> the drawing, which adds texture.<br />
What are your major influences? Carlo Carrà, <strong>and</strong> his contemporaries De Chirico <strong>and</strong> Mor<strong>and</strong>i. There’s<br />
a strong Eastern European influence, as well, particularly from the author <strong>and</strong> graphic artist Bruno Schulz,<br />
who wrote fairy stories drawing on mythology, using very dreamlike imagery. And the filmmaker Andrei<br />
Tarkovsky. Closer to the present, in my student days I was very influenced by RB Kitaj, <strong>and</strong> his ideas that<br />
figurative painting can draw on all sorts of different sources.<br />
What do you think of the Turner Prize? It’s done its job because the publicity it has created has<br />
encouraged people to go <strong>and</strong> see the work involved. I’m disappointed that not many painters have been<br />
involved recently, though.<br />
What painting would you hang from your desert isl<strong>and</strong> palm tree? The Pine Tree by the Sea.<br />
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My clear favourite among the three May offerings<br />
from <strong>Lewes</strong> Film Club is Wim Wender’s 1974 road<br />
movie Alice in the Cities (18th, 8pm).<br />
As you might imagine from its date <strong>and</strong> author, it’s<br />
something of an existentialist piece, focussing on<br />
the plight of a German writer sent to the United<br />
States to concoct a story about the state of the<br />
nation, but so disillusioned with the job all he can<br />
produce is a box of Polaroid snapshots. Buying<br />
a ticket home in the airport, he meets a young<br />
woman <strong>and</strong> her nine-year-old child <strong>and</strong> arranges<br />
to accompany them to Germany, via Amsterdam.<br />
Trouble is (<strong>and</strong> you have to take this bit with a<br />
pinch of salt) the woman slinks off to finish some<br />
business, <strong>and</strong> the writer ends up taking the child<br />
back to Europe on his own. The pair then travel<br />
around Germany together, searching various cities<br />
for the child’s elusive gr<strong>and</strong>mother.<br />
Wenders uses this unlikely scenario to explore the<br />
growing influence of American culture on Europe,<br />
though what he ends up with is very much in the<br />
tradition of Old World cinema: a slow-moving,<br />
beautifully shot, character-led, black-<strong>and</strong>-white<br />
movie which defies convention <strong>and</strong> formula.<br />
A marvellous film, actually, which is life affirming<br />
without ever relying on cloying sentimentality,<br />
featuring understated performances from Rüdiger<br />
Vogler (the writer) <strong>and</strong> Yella Rottländer (the girl).<br />
Fugitive Pieces (11th, 8pm) is another film about<br />
a child being taken under the wing of an adult, <strong>and</strong><br />
moved to a different country. The film flits between<br />
modern times <strong>and</strong> the war years as a Canadian<br />
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C I N e M A<br />
by an archaeologist who takes him first to Greece,<br />
then to Canada. It’s based on the complex <strong>and</strong><br />
fairly poetic novel by Anne Michaels: like many<br />
literary adaptations it fails to fully transpose the<br />
book’s subtlety onto the screen. Rosamund Pike<br />
excels as the girlfriend who persuades the writer to<br />
unlock his memories; alas he dumps her halfway<br />
through the film.<br />
The Visitor is a strange, but fairly likeable film,<br />
if you forgive its many implausibilities. At the<br />
beginning we meet Walter, a disaffected <strong>and</strong><br />
extremely curt university professor going through<br />
the motions after twenty years teaching the same<br />
international developments course in Connecticut.<br />
He’s forced by his boss to give a paper in New<br />
York, where he owns a flat he hasn’t visited for<br />
years. When he arrives, he finds it inhabited by an<br />
immigrant couple – a cheerful young man from<br />
Syria, <strong>and</strong> his rather <strong>more</strong> surly girlfriend from<br />
Senegal. A character change comes over Walter at<br />
this point (we get to underst<strong>and</strong> the reason for his<br />
previous behaviour) <strong>and</strong> he allows them to stay on,<br />
while they find somewhere else to live. This opens<br />
a new world for him, involving great cooking,<br />
African drum rhythms, <strong>and</strong> the savage nature of<br />
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A bigger <strong>and</strong> even <strong>more</strong> exciting Meadowl<strong>and</strong>s<br />
Festival is back for a second year at Glynde Place<br />
over the bank holiday weekend, 29th-31st May.<br />
There are two stages – the Sound Harvest <strong>and</strong> the<br />
Meadowl<strong>and</strong>s. Friday kicks off with a ‘Campsite<br />
Discotheque’ with Tru Thoughts DJ Flevans<br />
playing a three-hour set on the Sound Harvest Bar.<br />
On Saturday, b<strong>and</strong>s include Wave Machines, the<br />
Shadow Orchestra <strong>and</strong> Gloria Cycles. On Sunday,<br />
look out for The Bays (above), whose set comprises<br />
improvised electro jazz <strong>and</strong> dance music. The b<strong>and</strong><br />
don’t release records – the only way to hear them<br />
is to watch them live. Also playing on Sunday, the<br />
funky-<strong>and</strong>-fabulous-to-bop-to punk/ska outfit Los<br />
Albertos. MC for the weekend is Dan from Bang<br />
Said the Gun. Entertaining everyone between live<br />
acts will be resident DJ Tiger Lily (who’s from<br />
Paris) with Discoboy, <strong>and</strong> avant-garde French radio<br />
station DJs from Fip Radio. There will also be a<br />
walkabout torchlight dance parade from Brightonbased<br />
samba b<strong>and</strong> Barulho.<br />
Photo: The Bays<br />
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As well as a luxurious champagne <strong>and</strong> oyster bar,<br />
there will be lots of other food vendors at the<br />
festival, providing ‘a fantastic variety’ of snacks,<br />
including locally-sourced <strong>and</strong> organic. There will<br />
also be a Children’s Area, where activities include<br />
a five-a-side football pitch, a volleyball court,<br />
workshops <strong>and</strong>, of course, a bouncy castle.<br />
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£35 (13-17 years of age). Children day £20 (13-17<br />
years of age). 12 <strong>and</strong> under go free. 24 hour secure<br />
parking. Car £5 (day or weekend parking), camper<br />
van £15 (day or weekend parking). Camping free.<br />
www.meadowl<strong>and</strong>sfestival.com
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HIGHLIGHTS<br />
D I A r y D At e s<br />
Throughout May. Human Voice. <strong>Lewes</strong> based soprano, Ruth Kerr <strong>and</strong> director Neil Brown perform<br />
a dramatisation of Schumann’s Frauenliebe und Leben in the Brighton Fringe Festival. See ad on inside<br />
cover for <strong>more</strong> details<br />
Sat 1st. <strong>Lewes</strong> Farmers’ Market. Get there early as the first asparagus should be on sale.<br />
Cliffe Precinct, 9am-1pm<br />
Sat 1st – Sun 23rd (weekends only). Art: Firle Artists. There are activities in the Ram <strong>and</strong> throughout<br />
the village, every weekend afternoon until 23rd. Check firleartists.co.uk for <strong>more</strong> details<br />
Sat 1st/Sun 2nd. Literary Weekend Party. ‘Pigbaby’, part of Pulse Brighton Poetry Festival, featuring<br />
the likes of Don Paterson, Nicky Singer, Catherine Smith, Susannah Waters <strong>and</strong> Marian Garvey. Beechwood<br />
Hall, Cooksbridge, Sat 2.30-10.30pm/Sun 11am-3.30pm. Tickets 782276/www.pighog.co.uk<br />
Sat 1st/Sun 2nd. Phoenix Rising Exhibition. The community plans for the industrial estate are<br />
moved on-site. Zu Studio, North St Industrial Estate (over the river from Tesco)<br />
Mon 3rd: Classical Music – Mozart Requiem. The Kantanti Ensemble play the Austrian’s last piece,<br />
as well as Spring works by Grieg, Copl<strong>and</strong> <strong>and</strong> Delius. St John-sub-Castro, 7.30pm, £12/10 in advance<br />
(474979/www.kantanti.com); £13.50/11.50 on the door<br />
Thur 6th: Film – Pig Tusks <strong>and</strong> Paper Money. A TTL screening of a Lilliana Gibbs documentary<br />
looking at the clash between the cash economy <strong>and</strong> the traditional economy in Papua New Guinea.<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> Werks, 8pm<br />
Sat 8th. Classical Music. The East Sussex Bach Choir, directed by John Hancorn, perform Rossini’s<br />
Petit Messe Solenelle. St John-sub-Castro, 7.30pm, Tickets from 07759 878562
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HIGHLIGHTS<br />
Sat 8th: <strong>Viva</strong>ce! Small classical choir in full voice to raise money for Sussex Air Ambulance. <strong>Lewes</strong><br />
Priory School Chapel, 7.30pm, £8 from Needlemakers Café or on the door<br />
Sun 9th: A Gideon Mantell-related walk starts off a month of related events (see page 29)<br />
Sun 9th. Plumpton Races. Family Raceday. First race 2.10pm<br />
D I A r y D At e s<br />
Fri 14th: Classical Music. <strong>Lewes</strong> Concert orchestra spring concert, in the Town Hall as ever, features<br />
Reinecke’s Flute Concerto (featuring Sue Gregg) <strong>and</strong> Schumann’s 1st Symphony (The Spring). Town<br />
Hall, 7 for 7.30pm<br />
Sat 15th: Drive-in movie. And it’s Grease, of course. It costs £20 a car, <strong>and</strong> you can fit a total of five in.<br />
Plumpton Racecourse, gates open 6.30pm, film starts 8.45pm<br />
Sun 16th. Art Deco Fair. Elegant artefacts from the 20s to the 70s including ceramics, figures, furniture,<br />
jewellery <strong>and</strong> clocks, put on by the same group who do the bi-monthly fair in Hove. <strong>Lewes</strong> Town<br />
Hall, 10am-4pm, £2 (accompanied U14s free)<br />
Sun 16th: Classical Music: Scenes from the Saga of King Olaf by Elgar. Performed by the Fayfrax<br />
Singers <strong>and</strong> Orchestra. St John-sub-Castro, 7.30pm (01273 480189)<br />
Thur 20th: Film: The Yes Men Fix The World. A Sacha Baron Cohen-type satire for the over 12s,<br />
this film follows gonzo hoaxsters Andy Birnbaum <strong>and</strong> Mike Bonanno as they take on the corporate, by<br />
taking the mickey. <strong>Lewes</strong> Werks, 8pm<br />
Sat 29th. Plant seed <strong>and</strong> produce sale. Quality plants for sale in the site of the old WI market. Proceeds<br />
in aid of the <strong>Lewes</strong> Group in Support of Refugees <strong>and</strong> Asylum Seekers. 9am-noon
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MAY DAY-BY-DAY LISTINGS<br />
SAT 1ST<br />
Speak And Spell + DJ Digitalis. Top Depeche<br />
Mode tribute b<strong>and</strong>. Con Club, 8pm, £5<br />
The Straw Dogs. Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
The Lucky Ones. Celtic folk-rock. John Harvey,<br />
9pm, free<br />
SUN 2ND<br />
Mike The Mic. Gypsy swing <strong>and</strong> scat jazz.<br />
Volunteer, 4pm, free<br />
MON 3RD: PICK OF THE MONTH<br />
P<strong>and</strong>emonium. Festival in the Dripping Pan<br />
headlined by the Levellers’ Mark Chadwick.<br />
3-10pm, £7.50 / £5 Laportes / Gardeners<br />
TUES 4TH<br />
Folk at the John Harvey Tavern, 9pm, free<br />
WED 5TH<br />
Stefan Lindon. Ragtime piano. John Harvey,<br />
9pm, free<br />
Tab Hunter <strong>and</strong> Ben Paley. Guitar <strong>and</strong> fiddle.<br />
Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
THUR 6TH<br />
Toby Borelli King Size Slim. Blues / Roots.<br />
9pm, Snowdrop, free<br />
Eamonn O’Broithe & Creena Mulchrone. A<br />
night of Irish music featuring the uillean pipes.<br />
Royal Oak, 8pm, £6<br />
Dunia Duo. Guitar <strong>and</strong> violin based Arabic &<br />
gypsy flamenco. 8pm, Pelham, free<br />
FRI 7TH<br />
The Kondoms. Popular punky covers. Con<br />
Club, 8pm, £3 non members<br />
HillBilly Delux. Rockabilly rebels, from head<br />
to toe. Volunteer, 9pm, free<br />
SAT 8TH<br />
Jumbo Gumbo. Cajun Zydeco. Snowdrop,<br />
9pm, free<br />
So Last Century String B<strong>and</strong>. American Old-<br />
Time. Elephant <strong>and</strong> Castle, 8pm, £5<br />
Frank Toutenzi. John Harvey Tavern, 9pm, free<br />
SUN 9TH<br />
Ray Owen. Juicy Lucy frontman plays an<br />
acoustic set. Con Club, 3pm, free<br />
Bagge & Armer. Contemporary electric hardhitting<br />
blues/country. Volunteer, 4pm, free<br />
6 0 MON 10TH<br />
Blue Note. Jazz. 9pm, Snowdrop, free<br />
WED 12TH<br />
Jazz tba. John Harvey, 9pm, free<br />
Tab Hunter <strong>and</strong> Ben Paley. Guitar <strong>and</strong> fiddle.<br />
Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
THUR 13TH<br />
The Moonshine B<strong>and</strong>. Popular jazz-bluesy<br />
covers. 9pm, Snowdrop, free<br />
Paul Burgess. Fine folk fiddle <strong>and</strong> vocals. Royal<br />
Oak, 8pm, £6<br />
Parisian Swing. 20s & 30s gypsy swing guitar<br />
duo. Pelham, 8pm, free<br />
FRI 14TH<br />
Fat Belly Jones. Con Club, £3 non members<br />
Lights Out. Rock <strong>and</strong> roll covers. Volunteer,<br />
9pm, free<br />
SAT 15TH<br />
Local Heroes. Rhythm <strong>and</strong> blues. Snowdrop,<br />
9pm, free<br />
B<strong>and</strong> of Two. Covers from the 80s/70s/60s.<br />
John Harvey Tavern, 9pm, free<br />
SUN 16TH<br />
Caramel Jack. Victorian-tinged alt-country<br />
duo. Con Club, 3pm, free<br />
Simon & Sleeze. Rocking rhythm <strong>and</strong> blues.<br />
Volunteer, 4pm, free<br />
MON 17TH.<br />
Blue Note. Jazz. Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
WED 18TH<br />
Jazz tba. John Harvey, 9pm, free<br />
Tab Hunter <strong>and</strong> Ben Paley. Guitar <strong>and</strong> fiddle.<br />
Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
THUR 20TH<br />
Foghorn Stringb<strong>and</strong>. Old Time b<strong>and</strong> from<br />
Portl<strong>and</strong>, Oregon. 9pm, Snowdrop, free<br />
Jeff Warner. Multi-instrumentalist <strong>and</strong> entertaining<br />
folklorist. Royal Oak, 8pm, £6<br />
Pollito Boogaloo. Colombian trio. Pelham<br />
Arms, 8pm, free<br />
FRI 21ST<br />
The Fold. Levellers-style folk-rock. Con Club,<br />
8pm, price tba<br />
Bad Attitude. Volunteer, 9pm, free<br />
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SAT 22ND<br />
Lights Out. Feelgoody rock ‘n’ roll covers.<br />
Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
Greg McDonald. Dylan/Stones etc covers.<br />
John Harvey Tavern, 9pm, free<br />
SUN 23RD<br />
Stefan Lindon <strong>and</strong> guests. Jazzy piano. Con<br />
Club, 3pm, free<br />
Jason Henson. Gypsy swing guitar from the<br />
30s <strong>and</strong> 40s. Volunteer, 4pm, free<br />
MON 24TH<br />
Blue Note. Jazz. 9pm, Snowdrop, free<br />
WED 26TH<br />
Jazz tba. John Harvey, 9pm, free<br />
Tab Hunter <strong>and</strong> Ben Paley. Guitar <strong>and</strong> fiddle.<br />
Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
THUR 27TH<br />
Come Into My Parlour presents Tea Through<br />
the Gloryhole. Victoriana madness. Snowdrop,<br />
9pm, free<br />
Debby McClatchy. Expert entertainer on banjo<br />
& fiddle. Royal Oak, 8pm, £6<br />
The Swing Ninjas. Dirty horny gypsy swing<br />
trio. Pelham, 8pm, free<br />
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FRI 28TH<br />
Elevators. Popular local blues. Con Club, 8pm,<br />
members free<br />
Road Runners. Volunteer, 9pm, free<br />
SAT 29TH<br />
Holliday Junction. Snowdrop, 9pm, free<br />
The Moonshine B<strong>and</strong>. Popular jazz-bluesy<br />
covers. 9pm, John Harvey Tavern, free<br />
SUN 30TH<br />
Hanna And The Angels Of Elsewhere. Soulful<br />
folk from Brighton songstress. Con Club, 3pm,<br />
free<br />
Monkey Trap. Rock, soul & ska music ‘to slit<br />
your wrists to’. Volunteer, 4pm, free<br />
Thanks to Francesco Andreoli, whose <strong>Lewes</strong><br />
gig videos can be seen at www.youtube.com/<br />
user/<strong>Lewes</strong>Music <strong>and</strong> Graham Denman.
Photo: rob read<br />
I’ve never stopped at the Giant’s Rest before – only<br />
glimpsed it as we pass by en route to Eastbourne.<br />
But I’m aware it’s regularly listed in both the Good<br />
Beer <strong>and</strong> Good Pub guides. And since I’m already<br />
in Wilmington to write about the village (see page<br />
81), we decide to go there for lunch.<br />
It’s an unexpectedly sunny day in the midst of a<br />
rainy week, but still too chilly to sit out in the<br />
garden. We head inside, past vast potted plants<br />
either side of the door, <strong>and</strong> seat ourselves at a<br />
wooden table on benches made comfy with plump<br />
cushions. We’re here at midday <strong>and</strong> only a few<br />
tables are taken so far, but I’ve been told it often<br />
gets very busy. A wood-burning stove makes it feel<br />
cosy <strong>and</strong> sun is streaming through the window.<br />
We take an immediate liking to the place; the<br />
atmosphere is lovely, <strong>and</strong> I’m amused by the award<br />
on the bar for ‘the most Druid-friendly pub in<br />
Sussex’. I order the three of us, variously, sparkling<br />
water, an Appletise <strong>and</strong> a pint of Timothy Taylor<br />
L<strong>and</strong>lord, a Yorkshire beer, which pleases the<br />
whippet-sketch tendencies of my other half, Rob.<br />
I mention to the friendly bar woman that I’m<br />
writing about the village. She points out an old<br />
photograph on the wall, that shows the pub back<br />
in the days when it was the Black Horse Inn. As I<br />
w<strong>and</strong>er over to look, I spot Beryl Cook prints on<br />
the wall <strong>and</strong> what looks like a different pub game –<br />
Jenga, dominoes, cards - on each table.<br />
We look at the extensive menu written up on<br />
blackboards. As well as st<strong>and</strong>ard pub food, like<br />
Ploughman’s, there are <strong>more</strong> unusual dishes, like<br />
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GIANT’S REST<br />
Jambalaya <strong>and</strong> Jenga, just off the A27<br />
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jambalaya. Rob debates having the South Downs<br />
rabbit <strong>and</strong> bacon pie, but chooses instead slices<br />
of home-cooked ham with chutney <strong>and</strong> bubble<br />
<strong>and</strong> squeak (£10). The chutney, we’re told, is<br />
homemade, <strong>and</strong> was awarded first prize at a recent,<br />
<strong>and</strong> hotly-contested, competition in the village. I<br />
waver over the jambalaya, but decide on African<br />
spinach, sweet potato <strong>and</strong> peanut stew (£10.50).<br />
There is no children’s menu as such, but they are<br />
open to mix <strong>and</strong> match requests, so after some<br />
discussion, our son opts for sausage, garlic bread<br />
<strong>and</strong> baked beans, for which they charge £5.50.<br />
Our table has a devilishly difficult wooden puzzle,<br />
so we greet the arrival of our food with some relief.<br />
My rich, warm, red stew comes in a bowl topped<br />
with sour cream <strong>and</strong> fresh chopped parsley <strong>and</strong> is<br />
served with chunks of granary bread. The peanuts<br />
give the soft, melting chunks of sweet potato a<br />
delicious flavour, <strong>and</strong> it is gently, but nicely, spicy.<br />
Rob looks delighted at his h<strong>and</strong>some plateful<br />
of thick ham slices, which he pronounces to be<br />
‘fabulous’. The generous portion of bubble <strong>and</strong><br />
squeak is ‘fantastic’ <strong>and</strong> the chutney ‘very good<br />
indeed’. My son scoffs down his (local Willingdon)<br />
sausages, beans <strong>and</strong> garlic bread.<br />
I enjoy every mouthful, <strong>and</strong> can’t believe we have<br />
never been before. Without a doubt, we will be<br />
back. I want to try the jambalaya with a pint of<br />
the draught cider much loved by southern softies,<br />
Stowford Press. Emma Chaplin<br />
The Giant’s Rest, Wilmington, 01323 870207 (also<br />
does Bed <strong>and</strong> Breakfast)<br />
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Visit the Farm Park too! 01273 488450<br />
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Upstairs at Riverside<br />
haberdashery, fabric<br />
<strong>and</strong> knitting yarns<br />
NEW FABRICS<br />
Work-Baskets &<br />
Knitting Bag range<br />
now in stock<br />
ideas, inspiration<br />
<strong>and</strong> craft books<br />
12-14 Riverside, Cliffe Bridge,<br />
High Street, <strong>Lewes</strong>, BN7 2RE<br />
01273 473 577
Hilary Moore Flowers<br />
,<br />
• Fresh Cut Flowers, Bouquets,<br />
H<strong>and</strong>-Ties <strong>and</strong> Arrangements<br />
• Plants<br />
• Wedding, Party & Funeral Flowers<br />
• Interflora & Local Deliveries<br />
• Corporate Events & Contract Work<br />
• Champagne, Wine & Chocolates<br />
• Workshops<br />
• Dr Hauschka Skincare<br />
85 High Street <strong>Lewes</strong><br />
East Sussex BN7 1NX<br />
(01273) 480822<br />
www.hilarymooreflowers.co.uk
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Photo: alex leith<br />
pARMESAN CUSTARD<br />
An out-of-this-world starter at 197<br />
I missed the first episode of the new Dr Who, but I’m<br />
informed that the young Time Lord has developed a<br />
passion for fish fingers <strong>and</strong> custard.<br />
This very much sprang to mind when looking at the<br />
well designed menu of ‘197’, the latest incarnation of<br />
the School Hill restaurant formerly known as Si, <strong>and</strong><br />
latterly Artisan. You know the place? The one that is<br />
much bigger on the inside than it looks from outside.<br />
Among the starters one thing jumped out that was<br />
perfect for this column, whose remit is to pick out<br />
interestingly different dishes in town. ‘Marmite<br />
soldiers <strong>and</strong> Parmesan custard’, at £4.25, just had to<br />
be tried.<br />
Ten minutes later it arrived, the four soldiers jenga’d<br />
on a black slate next to a small, lidded pot containing<br />
a creamy coloured substance. The pan-fried-in-butter<br />
bread fingers had been intricately sliced lengthways<br />
<strong>and</strong> infused with a marmite filling.<br />
There was a teaspoon to dollop on the Parmesan<br />
custard (a cheese <strong>and</strong> cream mix). The first bite was<br />
quite a sensation, as the synapses between palate<br />
<strong>and</strong> brain struggled to relay the ensuing quickfire<br />
succession of flavours <strong>and</strong> textures, from the sinful<br />
half-liquid crunch of the fried bread to the yeasty<br />
umami of the Marmite.<br />
I was sharing this starter, <strong>and</strong> before long bites<br />
number two, three <strong>and</strong> four had taken place, too, <strong>and</strong><br />
this out-of-this-world concoction was nothing but a<br />
memory, <strong>and</strong> a few crumbs on the black slate.<br />
Delicious, then, as well as deliciously slight, especially<br />
when shared between two. I could have happily<br />
travelled back in time ten minutes, as it happens, <strong>and</strong><br />
started all over again. AL<br />
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A GREAT START TO THE DAY<br />
Take time to smell the roses <strong>and</strong> start your day<br />
with breakfast in the garden, says Bill Collison.<br />
We try to kid ourselves that Spring begins in<br />
March, though this year that was pretty impossible.<br />
And then, we do the same again for April – there’s<br />
the odd, sublimely beautiful day <strong>and</strong> out come the<br />
shorts <strong>and</strong> s<strong>and</strong>als <strong>and</strong> trips to the beach when<br />
everyone does their best to pretend they’re having a<br />
good time, but really they’re freezing.<br />
So thank heavens for May, arriving right on cue on<br />
the 1st <strong>and</strong> bringing with it, finally – if we’re lucky<br />
– some decent weather. To prove we’re heading<br />
for summer, things are really warming up on the<br />
produce front, with so much fresh <strong>and</strong> colourful<br />
veg piling into the shop. Of course, asparagus has<br />
to have a mention – a short season for what has to<br />
be one of the sexiest foods – prepared <strong>and</strong> eaten in<br />
all sorts of ways, but mostly slathered in holl<strong>and</strong>aise<br />
<strong>and</strong> a good grinding of black pepper. Good bread<br />
for mopping up, honestly it doesn’t get tastier or<br />
simpler.<br />
One of the truly great things about May is that<br />
you can open the door <strong>and</strong> w<strong>and</strong>er outside to find<br />
a sunny spot to eat your breakfast. The mornings<br />
are getting warmer, the sun has been up for a lot<br />
longer than most of us, heating that bench or wall.<br />
So sitting outside, feeling that warmth on your skin<br />
<strong>and</strong> eating something delicious – even if it’s just for<br />
five minutes – is a very nice way to start the day.<br />
You can also take stock of the garden while you sit<br />
there, think about the day ahead – you know, the<br />
sort of stuff we’re all supposed to do, but never get<br />
round to in our rush to get on to the next thing.<br />
So, what to have for an outdoor breakfast?<br />
Something quick <strong>and</strong> healthy, sustaining <strong>and</strong><br />
flavoursome, something you can spoon out of a jar<br />
without having to think too much, something you<br />
can add to to shake things up a bit or not if you<br />
want to keep it simple. Yes, I’m thinking granola.<br />
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The good thing about granola – one of the good<br />
things – is that you can make each batch according<br />
to your wishes. Don’t like nuts? Leave them<br />
out. Love dried apricots? Add plenty. Looking<br />
for something a bit luxurious? Throw in a bag of<br />
chocolate chips or macadamia nuts. The important<br />
part is to hone the basic recipe <strong>and</strong> then each time<br />
you make it, play around with the extras.<br />
I’ve sampled a good many granola recipes over<br />
the years <strong>and</strong> this one really works. The secret is<br />
in the thin layering into the baking tray, the slow<br />
cooking <strong>and</strong> the addition of water. It’s very simple,<br />
not that many ingredients, but it has everything<br />
you need. Eat it with yoghurt or milk or even juice<br />
if you prefer. Add fruit – fresh or stewed, a drizzle<br />
of honey or maple syrup, whatever takes your fancy<br />
<strong>and</strong> then, bowl in h<strong>and</strong>, barefoot into the garden.<br />
Good Garden Granola<br />
60g honey<br />
4 dessert spoonfuls of sunflower oil<br />
2 tablespoons water<br />
90g light brown sugar<br />
220g jumbo oats<br />
150g nuts (mixed or one type. If you like peanuts,<br />
try them)<br />
60g seeds (if using one type, pumpkin is good. Or<br />
a mix)<br />
Mix honey, oil, water <strong>and</strong> sugar together. Put dry<br />
ingredients in a bowl. Add liquids <strong>and</strong> stir really<br />
well.<br />
Spoon mixture on to a large shallow baking tray<br />
<strong>and</strong> flatten down. Bake at a low temperature -120º/<br />
gas 2 for an hour. Stir the mixture around a couple<br />
of times.<br />
Remove from oven. Cool completely <strong>and</strong> store in<br />
an airtight jar.<br />
Picture by Thomas Fedra<br />
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Why not enjoy a delicious meal<br />
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South Downs or river walk?<br />
Children <strong>and</strong> dogs welcome.<br />
Real Ale, Pretty Patio, Sunday<br />
Roasts, Daily Papers, Wii, TV,<br />
Table Football, Monthly Quiz.<br />
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We design beautiful gardens you can eat <strong>and</strong> drink<br />
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t h e N I b b L e r<br />
HOLY SMOKE<br />
Belly dancing <strong>and</strong> a new King’s Head<br />
As a fan of smoky flavours, I’m pleased to have<br />
discovered a few new products in <strong>Lewes</strong> with<br />
a pleasant, <strong>and</strong> intentional, whiff of bonfire.<br />
Annabel’s Deli in the Riverside is now stocking<br />
oak-smoked rapeseed oil for £3.75 from the<br />
wonderful Sussex Gold company. Annabel refills<br />
bottles of their sunflower <strong>and</strong> rapeseed oils, as<br />
well as selling their range of ready-mixed salad<br />
dressings <strong>and</strong> marinades. The smoked oil works well<br />
drizzled over pasta with roasted vegetables, in salad<br />
dressings. Further smoky products can be found in<br />
Beckworths in the form of the astonishingly deep<br />
flavoured Salar flaky salmon, as well as from a bulb<br />
of Besmoke smoked garlic for £2 a bulb.<br />
Hopefully May will bring us <strong>more</strong> warm weather,<br />
in which case, it’s a good time to enjoy the return<br />
of Salcombe Dairy ice-cream at Poppy’s in the<br />
Riverside. Flavours include honeycomb <strong>and</strong> real<br />
strawberry.<br />
Some pub news: we hear the King’s Head is under<br />
new management, Rebecca <strong>and</strong> Paul, who also run<br />
The Foragers in Hove, which is well known for its<br />
good food.<br />
If you fancy gazing at some abdominal gyrations<br />
with your meal, look out for the first Saturday of the<br />
month ‘Turkish nights’ at the Casbah café. For £25<br />
you get a four course Turkish feast, including mezze,<br />
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Easy pasties<br />
Who made all the pies?<br />
Granny, who lives in Cornwall, has taught our children how to make proper beef pasties <strong>and</strong> they love<br />
making them. But they also like making up their own fillings. These are quick <strong>and</strong> easy to make <strong>and</strong> are a<br />
great alternative to a s<strong>and</strong>wich for lunch.<br />
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k I D s ’ k I t C h e N<br />
Makes: 4 pasties. Preparation time: about 20 minutes. Cooking time: 20-25 minutes<br />
Tuna <strong>and</strong> sweetcorn filling:<br />
2 x 185g tins tuna, drained, 200 g tinned sweetcorn, drained, 1 tbsp mayonnaise<br />
For the cheese filling:<br />
100g feta , 80g ricotta, large h<strong>and</strong>ful grated Parmesan , h<strong>and</strong>ful fresh chopped mint or dried oregano,<br />
chopped , good pinch sweet paprika, 375 g packet shortcrust pastry, 1 egg, beaten with a fork<br />
For the tuna <strong>and</strong> sweetcorn filling - drain the tuna <strong>and</strong> put into a bowl. Add the sweetcorn <strong>and</strong><br />
mayonnaise <strong>and</strong> mix everything together. For the cheese filling; put the feta in a bowl with the ricotta,<br />
Parmesan, herbs <strong>and</strong> paprika <strong>and</strong> mix together.<br />
Sprinkle a little flour over the work surface. Roll out the pastry to about 3mm thickness. Using a sideplate,<br />
cut out 4 circles, or use a saucer <strong>and</strong> make 6 smaller pasties.<br />
Spoon the filling onto half of each circle. Brush a little beaten egg around the outside of the pastry<br />
circles (this will help it stick together). Fold the other half of pastry over the filling <strong>and</strong> squeeze the<br />
edges firmly together.<br />
Now for the fun bit – crimp the pastry together using your first finger <strong>and</strong> thumb <strong>and</strong> turn the edge<br />
over to form a crimp – keep doing this all the way along the pastry to help seal the pastry together. The<br />
crimping will come with practice. The important thing is that the pasties stick together.<br />
Brush the pasty with the beaten egg <strong>and</strong> bake for about 25 minutes until golden <strong>and</strong> cooked.<br />
Am<strong>and</strong>a Grant<br />
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For some, the call of the first cuckoo indicates<br />
summer is on its way. For <strong>Lewes</strong>ians, it’s the<br />
sound of children screaming when they jump<br />
into the cold depths of the Pells pool. As<br />
someone who lives locally enough to walk along<br />
in a towel <strong>and</strong> costume (but perhaps not in<br />
May), watching the annual transformation of the<br />
pool from slimy green to clean, fresh turquoise<br />
is a beautiful thing to behold. The season<br />
begins this year on Saturday 15th May, with the<br />
official celebratory opening on Saturday 22nd.<br />
As always, kids (<strong>and</strong> adults) can defrost after an<br />
early season dip under the hot outdoor shower,<br />
or with some pasta or hot chocolate from the<br />
kiosk. Before long, the water will have warmed<br />
up sufficiently to allow normal breathing during<br />
swimming, <strong>and</strong> it will be ice-creams they’ll be<br />
asking for. After holding prices for a number<br />
of years, manager Phil Ransley tells us that the<br />
non-profit making pool now has to put them<br />
up a little this season. Adults now £4, juniors<br />
remain £2, family ticket (2 adults <strong>and</strong> 2 children)<br />
£10.50. You can also get saver <strong>and</strong> season tickets.<br />
The pool is open from noon, <strong>and</strong> closing time<br />
is weather dependent. For <strong>more</strong> information,<br />
look on the website www.pellspool.org.uk or call<br />
01273 472334.<br />
Also on Saturday May 15th, the second ‘Fayre to<br />
Celebrate the Feast of St. Pancras’ is being held<br />
splash!<br />
Family fun in May<br />
V I VA f A M I L y<br />
at the Southover/Western Road school playing<br />
fields between 11.00am – 4.30pm. As with last<br />
year’s event, various exciting medieval activities<br />
<strong>and</strong> entertainments are planned. The Pentacle<br />
Drummers <strong>and</strong> the Eastbourne Giants will walk<br />
from Cliffe up the High Street, down Station<br />
Road, <strong>and</strong> arrive at the Fayre between 10.00am<br />
<strong>and</strong> midday. There will be live music, wet stocks,<br />
archery, a climbing wall, swede rolling, tug-ofwar,<br />
storytelling, as well as numerous interesting<br />
food <strong>and</strong> drink stalls. Southover Bonfire Society<br />
monks will be welcoming new members <strong>and</strong><br />
selling bonfire merch<strong>and</strong>ise. The entrance fee is<br />
50p <strong>and</strong> the event is a fundraiser for both The<br />
Priory <strong>and</strong> Southover Bonfire Society. The first<br />
300 families will receive a scroll depicting the<br />
Priory Time Line.<br />
Also in May, as usual, the Sussex Archaeological<br />
Society have various activities for kids<br />
scheduled, including a ‘Bread <strong>and</strong> Butter’,<br />
cooking session in Anne of Cleves on 6th,<br />
Rumplestiltskin storytelling in <strong>Lewes</strong> castle<br />
on 20th May, <strong>and</strong> a Battle of <strong>Lewes</strong> Activity<br />
Day, also at the castle, on 29th. And as part of<br />
the national Museums at Night scheme, the<br />
Roman Palace at Fishbourne is offering a late<br />
night opening event entitled ‘Ancient Myths<br />
<strong>and</strong> Mosaics’. For <strong>more</strong> details, check out www.<br />
sussexpast.co.uk . Emma Chaplin<br />
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ANTIQUES ROADSHOW<br />
Get out your family heirlooms<br />
The most interesting bit of the BBC’s long-running programme<br />
Antiques Roadshow is the punter’s reaction when the expert<br />
reveals the value of the item that’s just been assessed.<br />
On May 15th (10am-5pm) Wallis <strong>and</strong> Wallis are organising a<br />
charity event, based on the same format, in their auction room,<br />
inviting experts from all sorts of fields to scrutinise valuables (<strong>and</strong><br />
less valuables) brought in by the public. I jump at the chance of<br />
helping publicise the event by taking a couple of family heirlooms<br />
to W&W’s auctioneer Roy Butler, who worked on the BBC show<br />
for 32 years, to get to know <strong>more</strong> of their history, <strong>and</strong>, of course,<br />
to find out how much they’re worth.<br />
A trip to my parents’ house produces two items that I have<br />
known since childhood, a German trench knife, picked up by<br />
a great uncle during WW1, <strong>and</strong> a service medal from the Boer<br />
War, earned by a great great uncle, who died on the way home<br />
from that conflict.<br />
The trench knife has the <strong>more</strong> interesting story behind it. My<br />
father’s Uncle Billy was a trench runner on the Western Front,<br />
having joined up under age when he was just 16 or 17 years old.<br />
On his trips between the trenches, dodging snipers’ bullets <strong>and</strong><br />
shell shrapnel, he collected many items.<br />
Billy very nearly didn’t make it through the war: he was hit in the<br />
head by flying shrapnel one day <strong>and</strong>, presumed dead, placed in<br />
the morgue. Family legend has it that he woke up in the middle<br />
of the night in a cave full of corpses, scaring the living daylights<br />
out of the guard, who dropped his lantern <strong>and</strong> fled. He was taken<br />
to a field hospital <strong>and</strong> operated on. He never fully recovered from<br />
the injury: though he lived into the 1970s, he maintained the<br />
mental age (<strong>and</strong> unbounded enthusiasm) of a young lad. Sadly<br />
most of his wartime collection mysteriously disappeared after his<br />
death: the knife is one of the few items that were retrieved.<br />
Mr Butler is impressed with the story, but not with the value of<br />
the knife. It is, he tells me, almost impossible to classify such an<br />
item, of which millions were made, in different shapes <strong>and</strong> forms.<br />
So how much? About £30-£50.<br />
He’s much <strong>more</strong> impressed with the medal. “It’s a very popular<br />
<strong>and</strong> collectable item,” he tells me. “There’s a st<strong>and</strong>ing Britannia<br />
on one side, <strong>and</strong> Victoria on the other. The four clasps tell us<br />
which actions your relation was in: Laing’s Nek, Cape Colony,<br />
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A N t I Q u e s<br />
Tugela Heights <strong>and</strong> The Relief of<br />
Ladysmith. It’s a pity it’s not the Defence<br />
of Ladysmith, defences are always much<br />
rarer, but never mind.”<br />
He whips up my enthusiasm with <strong>more</strong><br />
detail. “178,000 of these medals were<br />
awarded, <strong>and</strong> the maximum number of<br />
clasps could be 23, though the maximum<br />
on a single medal is nine. They sent a lot<br />
of soldiers out to Africa to that conflict, to<br />
give them battle experience, so there are a<br />
lot of these things about.”<br />
And then to the crux of the matter. “So<br />
how much is it worth?” “Market value…”<br />
he says… “£75-100. Catalogue value…<br />
£100-125.” It’s <strong>more</strong> than I expected,<br />
actually. Sadly, there’s no camera to record<br />
the glint of satisfaction in my eyes. AL<br />
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LEWES<br />
Our town through Time Out’s eyes<br />
Time Out’s Great Days Out From London guide<br />
dedicates five pages to <strong>Lewes</strong>. Armed with a copy<br />
of the book, I decide to retrace the steps of the<br />
author, to try to see my home town through the<br />
eyes of a tourist.<br />
I can only assume that the writer drove to<br />
town, because they advise you to start at the<br />
Needlemakers - an unlikely point for anyone who’s<br />
just climbed off the train. Starting my daytrip<br />
there, I look around <strong>and</strong> see the ‘arty, crafty<br />
emporium’ in a new light. Skylark <strong>and</strong> Wickle are<br />
busy, as is the café, though the manager might be a<br />
little peeved to discover that it’s suggested that you<br />
head to the <strong>Lewes</strong> Arms for lunch. So I do.<br />
Whilst there, I read that our town is ‘a middleclass<br />
foodie haven’, so after a fine meal I check out<br />
their reasons for coming to this conclusion: Bill’s,<br />
Cheese Please, Bonne Bouche <strong>and</strong> Bruditz. Sadly,<br />
they haven’t found Beckworths, surely a must for<br />
any visiting middle-class foodie.<br />
The writer is also very taken with our antique<br />
shops, which, to be honest, I very rarely visit. So I<br />
take their advice <strong>and</strong> head to Southdown Antiques<br />
on Cliffe High Street in search of ‘eclectic curios<br />
<strong>and</strong> art deco lamps’. Unfortunately, I get no further<br />
than a rather officious sign on the door, informing<br />
me that it only opens by appointment, <strong>and</strong> that you<br />
have to give at least 48 hours notice - a bit like it<br />
used to be trying to get in to a casino.<br />
I pop next door to Cliffe Antiques Centre, which<br />
they rate highly. It’s OK, but I think they’ve missed<br />
a massive trick. I find the flea market, or the old<br />
church building on Station Street much bigger<br />
<strong>and</strong> better to browse in. And just across the road,<br />
there’s the huge <strong>Lewes</strong> Antiques Centre to explore.<br />
While there I get a bit carried away <strong>and</strong> negotiate a<br />
fantastic deal on an original 1950s bamboo bar that<br />
I have absolutely no space for.<br />
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D Ay o u t<br />
Anyway, back to the guide. As advised I rush<br />
through the precinct - a bit harsh on the 16 shops,<br />
but I guess they want the ‘real’ <strong>Lewes</strong> - <strong>and</strong> stroll<br />
up to the War Memorial. From there they suggest<br />
I enjoy the ‘particularly picturesque’ architecture<br />
heading west along the High Street, <strong>and</strong> it’s hard<br />
not to. I’m also happy to stop off at the castle<br />
to enjoy the ‘breathtaking views’ from the top,<br />
something I haven’t done for a while.<br />
The author also finds the Grange Gardens <strong>and</strong><br />
Anne of Cleves House. All this activity makes me<br />
worry that they did park at the Needlemakers, <strong>and</strong><br />
exceed the two hours you get there. There’s no<br />
mention, though, of that other local institution, the<br />
‘welcome to <strong>Lewes</strong>’ parking ticket.<br />
I’ve one <strong>more</strong> bit of the guide to follow. ‘A stroll<br />
up the tiny Pipe Passage, off the High Street,<br />
brings you to a bijou, nameless bookshop run by<br />
the affable David Jarman’. So I take that journey,<br />
say hello to the aforementioned Mr Jarman, walk<br />
through the bookshop, <strong>and</strong> sit down in the <strong>Viva</strong><br />
office to write about my day visiting the ‘jewel in<br />
the South Downs crown’ (my phrase not theirs)<br />
thinking of the hundreds of gems they missed in<br />
our glorious little town. Nick Williams<br />
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WILMINGTON<br />
Home to the Long Man
Photo: rob read<br />
My guides to Wilmington are<br />
long-time residents, Roger <strong>and</strong><br />
Mary Driver. Wilmington, Roger<br />
explains, is a ‘street village’ similar<br />
to others on the north side of the<br />
Downs such as Firle <strong>and</strong> Alciston.<br />
Agricultural in origin, it grew<br />
up along the line where cattle<br />
<strong>and</strong> sheep were driven along<br />
down to summer pastures on the<br />
levels after winter grazing on the<br />
Downs while the lower ground<br />
was flooded.<br />
These days the village is split<br />
by the A27, but it’s still a lively<br />
community of 200 people. Mary<br />
knows this because she organises<br />
church hall bookings, for film<br />
<strong>and</strong> flower shows, beetle drives,<br />
<strong>and</strong> keep-fit classes. And since<br />
becoming guardian of the village<br />
record book, created in 1953 by<br />
formidable members of the oncethriving<br />
WI, she also puts on<br />
Nostalgia Evenings.<br />
She kindly lets me have a look at<br />
the scrapbook. It’s a remarkable<br />
artefact, bound in leather <strong>and</strong><br />
decorated with an engraving of<br />
the Long Man of Wilmington. “It<br />
was once kept in a leather suitcase<br />
with a pair of white silk gloves for<br />
viewing. Sadly, they got damaged<br />
in a flood, but the book remained<br />
intact.”<br />
Inside the cover is a neatly written<br />
warning: ‘Keep out of reach<br />
of pets. No cig ash <strong>and</strong> spilled<br />
drinks’. I open it carefully. There<br />
are maps, drawings, h<strong>and</strong>-written<br />
notes about village history, as well<br />
as various postcards. One is of the<br />
carved stone head of the (possibly<br />
pagan) ‘Wilmington Madonna’,<br />
now in the Barbican of <strong>Lewes</strong><br />
Castle.<br />
We look at photographs of village<br />
scenes, like the now filled-in<br />
village pond (Mary explains that<br />
it became contaminated by pig<br />
slurry), <strong>and</strong> pictures of local<br />
characters, like the one-time<br />
vicarage gardener, seen mowing<br />
with a monkey on his shoulder.<br />
After I’ve finished, <strong>and</strong> armed<br />
with advice <strong>and</strong> several leaflets,<br />
I leave my hosts <strong>and</strong> set off to<br />
w<strong>and</strong>er. I pass the village car<br />
park where an enormous tithe<br />
barn once stood, <strong>and</strong> many lovely<br />
houses, including the Old Bakery<br />
<strong>and</strong> Hunter’s Dene, the oldest<br />
house in Wilmington, built in<br />
1450.<br />
I arrive at the Church of St<br />
Mary <strong>and</strong> St Peter, with its vast<br />
ancient yew tree outside, chained<br />
<strong>and</strong> propped up with posts. The<br />
church has beautiful stained-glass<br />
windows, including one known<br />
locally as the Bee <strong>and</strong> Butterfly<br />
window because it depicts ten<br />
species of butterfly. I peer over<br />
the church wall at the remains of<br />
Wilmington Priory, built in the<br />
1200s as a cell of the Benedictine<br />
Abbey at Grestain near Honfleur.<br />
Now the habitable part is owned<br />
by the L<strong>and</strong>mark Trust who let it<br />
as a holiday home.<br />
At the far south of the village,<br />
on the steep slopes of Windover<br />
Hill, looms the 235 feet tall<br />
white figure of Long Man of<br />
Wilmington, or Wilmington<br />
Giant, holding a stave in each<br />
h<strong>and</strong>.<br />
The date <strong>and</strong> purpose of his<br />
creation have long remained<br />
a topic of debate. The Sussex<br />
Archaeological Society, managers<br />
of the site since 1925, say: ‘the<br />
lack of firm historical evidence<br />
leaves many theories abounding...<br />
Many are convinced that he is<br />
prehistoric, others believe that<br />
V I VA V I L L A g e s<br />
he is the work of an artistic<br />
monk from the Priory between<br />
the 11th <strong>and</strong> 15th centuries.<br />
Roman coins bearing a similar<br />
figure suggest that he belonged<br />
to the 4th century AD <strong>and</strong> there<br />
may be plausible parallels with a<br />
helmeted figure found on Anglo-<br />
Saxon ornaments.’ Another<br />
theory suggests the Long Man<br />
was created as late as the early<br />
18th century.<br />
Until the 19th century, the Long<br />
Man was visible only in certain<br />
light conditions. In 1874, the<br />
locally prominent Ade family<br />
<strong>and</strong> others helped restore him,<br />
marking him out in yellow bricks.<br />
During World War II, the bricks<br />
got a green coating to prevent<br />
enemy aviators using it as a<br />
l<strong>and</strong>mark. Then in 1969, further<br />
restoration took place <strong>and</strong> the<br />
bricks were replaced with precast<br />
concrete blocks that are now<br />
regularly painted white to keep<br />
the Man visible for many miles.<br />
There is, sadly, no evidence to<br />
support local legend that the<br />
Victorians removed his genitalia,<br />
although Mary told me he is<br />
given “a manly addition” from<br />
time to time. “We have a good<br />
giggle, then it gets cleaned off”.<br />
Windover Hill was also once the<br />
site of the village windmill, but<br />
it ‘ran away’ in 1877 when the<br />
strength of the wind led to the<br />
brakes giving way, <strong>and</strong> the friction<br />
created by the mill stones caused<br />
the windmill to catch fire.<br />
My final view then is to look up<br />
at the Long Man, gazing down<br />
over the village <strong>and</strong> surrounding<br />
countryside. It seems to have a<br />
protective presence, though it<br />
leaves you feeling quite small.<br />
Emma Chaplin<br />
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<strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Lewes</strong>’ deadline hasn’t fallen at the most convenient time<br />
for me to write this column, as the magazine will be at the<br />
printers when <strong>Lewes</strong> FC play their last match of the season at<br />
Hampton, a game we need to win to make sure of finishing out<br />
of the bottom-three relegation zone.<br />
But I do want to say that it’s a small miracle that the club is still<br />
in existence at all, something which we didn’t believe was likely at<br />
the beginning of the season.<br />
Our first priority as the season dawned was simply to survive: to<br />
balance the books, <strong>and</strong> to cut our cloth according to our limited<br />
means. Thanks to a lot of hard work from a lot of people, <strong>and</strong><br />
a lot of generosity from others, we have survived a winding-up<br />
petition <strong>and</strong>, though we’re by no means out of the woods, we’re<br />
in a much healthier position than we were in August. It was<br />
difficult then to see us surviving one month, let alone nine.<br />
Having said that, I’m disappointed with our league position this<br />
year. Even though we’ve had a very restricted budget, I feel that<br />
our squad should have been good enough to stay clear of the<br />
relegation dogfight. We were never going to win the league, but<br />
we should have finished the season in the safety zone with some<br />
breathing space. The main problem has been our inability to turn<br />
draws into wins: we’ve finished all square fifteen times, which is a<br />
lot. We’ve lacked a cutting edge, <strong>and</strong> that’s largely been down to<br />
not having a high-scoring striker knocking in twenty or so goals.<br />
Having said that, many players have had a very good season.<br />
w w w. V I VA L e w e s . C o M<br />
f o o t b A L L<br />
Rikki Banks is far <strong>and</strong> away the best<br />
goalkeeper in this division, Anthony<br />
Barness has been as consistent as ever,<br />
<strong>and</strong> Chris Breach has been a great asset<br />
both playing at the back <strong>and</strong> in midfield.<br />
Then there are the youngsters who’ve<br />
come up through the youth system, <strong>and</strong><br />
coped incredibly well: the likes of David<br />
Wheeler, Jack Walder <strong>and</strong> Ross Sutton.<br />
While doling out plaudits, I’ve got to<br />
mention, as well, how brilliant the fans<br />
have been. Before last season they had<br />
six years of unbroken success, <strong>and</strong> it<br />
would have been easy for them to turn<br />
their back on the club when things<br />
weren’t going so well. They’ve done<br />
quite the opposite – their noisy support<br />
has been a real boost to the players.<br />
Finally, I can’t say too much yet, but<br />
there are possible administrative<br />
changes afoot at <strong>Lewes</strong> FC. There is<br />
a real chance that, from next season,<br />
things will be run in a very different<br />
way. I’ll definitely be involved at some<br />
level, but whether or not that will be as<br />
first team manager remains to be seen.<br />
It’s the club’s 125th birthday this year,<br />
<strong>and</strong> the main objective achieved is that<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> FC is going to celebrate its 126th<br />
year, too. We’re keen to start next season<br />
in the Blue Square South but the most<br />
important thing is to have made sure<br />
that the club survives this season <strong>and</strong><br />
has a decent base to try <strong>and</strong> take things<br />
forward. If we’d folded, we wouldn’t<br />
have been in any league at all. Now, if<br />
administrative matters develop as we<br />
hope they will (<strong>and</strong> watch this space for<br />
<strong>more</strong> details), <strong>Lewes</strong> FC will be able to<br />
go from strength to strength from here<br />
on in.<br />
8 3
SpORTS<br />
ROUND-Up<br />
FOOTBALL<br />
At the time of writing, it is almost the<br />
end of the season <strong>and</strong> both of <strong>Viva</strong>’s<br />
sponsored teams have had exciting<br />
seasons. Firstly, <strong>Lewes</strong> FC went on<br />
a magnificent run during March <strong>and</strong><br />
April, improving from a seemingly<br />
hopeless 8 points adrift to finding<br />
themselves two points above the drop<br />
zone with one game to go…<br />
Meanwhile our Kingston under 10s<br />
side finished a very promising season<br />
in second place in the Crowborough<br />
<strong>and</strong> District Villa League - topped<br />
only by a very strong Hailsham side.<br />
We wish them luck for next season<br />
when they graduate from the 7-a-side<br />
to the full 11-a-side leagues. (www.<br />
pitchero.com/clubs/kingstonvillagefc)<br />
FOOTBALL FUN DAY<br />
There may not be any first-team<br />
fixtures left down at the Pan this<br />
season, but if you’re quick, your<br />
kids do have a chance to play on the<br />
hallowed turf. <strong>Lewes</strong> FC’s highly<br />
regarded community scheme is<br />
running an open day on May 1st,<br />
<strong>and</strong> is inviting the town’s 5-13 year<br />
olds to bring all their boots <strong>and</strong> kit<br />
(including shin pads) to take part<br />
in five-<strong>and</strong>-a-half hours of football<br />
based fun. Costs £15 - further details<br />
from Darren Ford on 07909 904757<br />
or via community@lewesfc.com<br />
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mushy returns to Hove on the 30th may. Photo courtesy of Sussex CCC<br />
s P o r t<br />
CRICKET<br />
If you’re a fan of the County game, then there are plenty of<br />
opportunities to head over to Hove to watch Sussex play during<br />
May. Fans of the longer versions of the game can feast on two<br />
home County Championship Division 2 fixtures, with the fourday<br />
games starting on the 5th (v Middlesex) <strong>and</strong> the 24th (v<br />
Worcestershire). There are also home one-day 40-over games on<br />
the 3rd v ECB Unicorns <strong>and</strong> on the 9th v Lancashire Lightning.<br />
And if you just want a fun family day out we suggest that you head<br />
along on Sunday 30th for the Mushy Allstar XI game. More info<br />
(www.sussexcricket.co.uk)<br />
More locally, we suggest you head down to the Stanley Turner<br />
ground to watch <strong>Lewes</strong> Priory. Their first eleven compete in the<br />
Sussex Premier League, <strong>and</strong> they’ve got home fixtures on Sat 8th,<br />
Sun 16th, Sat 22nd <strong>and</strong> Sat 29th. They operate a number of other<br />
teams as well, so w<strong>and</strong>er down over any weekend <strong>and</strong> you’re almost<br />
guaranteed to catch a game. (www.lewespriory.play-cricket.com)<br />
SPORT UNLIMITED SCHEME<br />
If you’re <strong>more</strong> interested in getting your kids (5-11 year olds)<br />
participating, then we’d like to point you in the direction of The<br />
Southdown Club. From the 7th May, they are launching a series of<br />
ten weekly coaching sessions covering squash, hockey, tennis, street<br />
cricket, football <strong>and</strong> multi-skills. Most of the costs involved are<br />
paid for by the “sport unlimited” scheme, so there is only a nominal<br />
£1.50 charge per session. For further details on this innovative new<br />
scheme, contact the Southdown Club directly on 01273 480630 or<br />
visit (www.southdownsportsclub.co.uk)<br />
Nick Williams<br />
8 5
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A NIGHT WALK<br />
In the footsteps of Simon de Montfort<br />
Photo: Tim Hurdal<br />
Having previously cycled <strong>and</strong> run the Downs, this time I’m walking<br />
them, with my partner Shelley at my side. We’re aiming for the site<br />
of the Battle of <strong>Lewes</strong>, before heading along the ridge <strong>and</strong> cutting<br />
down through St John (Without) towards Hamsey. We’re following<br />
(in reverse) the route taken by Simon de Montfort’s baronial army<br />
back in May 1264 when they launched a surprise stealth night-time<br />
advance, before routing the King’s army the following day. And for<br />
historical perspective we’re doing so in the dark – without a torch.<br />
We start at the castle <strong>and</strong> head westwards behind the prison. Even<br />
at 8.45 it’s very dark, but there’s a clear sky <strong>and</strong> a bright moon so we<br />
press on quite happily. Just above the Nevill estate we’re right on the<br />
site of the battle <strong>and</strong> it’s an incredibly atmospheric spot. On the eve<br />
of the battle, 746 years ago, we’d have found the advance scouting<br />
parties of De Montfort’s troops, but today it’s just us - <strong>and</strong> a lot of<br />
strange noises. <strong>Lewes</strong>, with its still dominating castle, lies below - a<br />
mass of light pollution - but around us it’s dark <strong>and</strong> disorientating.<br />
Walking in the dark really heightens your senses. I step on a twig<br />
<strong>and</strong> it sounds like a gunshot. We discuss the possibility of poachers<br />
or kids hunting for rabbits, but rapidly stop worrying about getting<br />
shot <strong>and</strong> worry instead about the movement on the horizon. We<br />
relax when we realise they’re sheep, but tense up when we discover<br />
we’re in the field with them. Maybe there’s a ram? And why is the<br />
bigger bush the other side of the fence moving? It’s moving because<br />
it’s a cow - or then again, a bull. Every sound is accentuated in the<br />
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wA L k I N g<br />
clear night air <strong>and</strong> every movement<br />
appears to carry a potentially lethal<br />
threat. We’re scared - but only in an<br />
excited ‘adventure’ sort of way.<br />
We walk on, occasionally stopping<br />
to look back at <strong>Lewes</strong> as we me<strong>and</strong>er<br />
through the night. Apparently over<br />
3,500 troops successfully approached<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> this way - <strong>and</strong> I can see why,<br />
because as we stumble along welltrodden<br />
paths in the darkness, I can<br />
barely see where my feet are going, so<br />
I’m sure I’d have missed them all. After<br />
an hour <strong>and</strong> a half we reach Black Cap,<br />
<strong>and</strong> stop for a sip of water <strong>and</strong> a bite<br />
of an emergency ration peanut butter<br />
roll. To get home we need to find our<br />
way down to the road, <strong>and</strong> after edging<br />
back down towards Mount Harry we<br />
find a steep path to follow. Near the<br />
bottom, we hear a massive rustling,<br />
<strong>and</strong> looking up, realise we’ve disturbed<br />
a sleeping rookery, <strong>and</strong> the noise<br />
they’re making suggests they’re not<br />
pleased. Eventually we’re safely down<br />
<strong>and</strong> I celebrate by twisting my ankle<br />
in a tractor rut. I certainly wouldn’t<br />
have fancied marching up that hill in<br />
full battle armour. We eventually find<br />
the road - our first two efforts are<br />
blocked by a locked gate <strong>and</strong> a barn<br />
full of horses - <strong>and</strong> we’re on the route<br />
back to <strong>Lewes</strong> through Offham village.<br />
We arrive back in <strong>Lewes</strong> just before<br />
midnight - over three hours after<br />
leaving - exhilarated by our journey<br />
<strong>and</strong> proud to march in the (inverse)<br />
footsteps of De Montfort’s troops.<br />
Nick Williams<br />
8 7
LINKLATER<br />
pAVILION<br />
The gateway to the Railway L<strong>and</strong><br />
I meet Dr John Parry, chair of the<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> Railway L<strong>and</strong> Wildlife Trust,<br />
by the almost completed exterior<br />
of the new Linklater Pavilion. It is<br />
located next to the river, where there<br />
used to be a railway marshalling<br />
yard, <strong>and</strong> there are echoes of a signal<br />
box in the wooden cladding <strong>and</strong> red<br />
blocks of colour under the windows.<br />
Designed by architect, Roger Beasley,<br />
it is named in honour of the late<br />
Peter Linklater, leader of the Friends<br />
of <strong>Lewes</strong> for 45 years.<br />
Because of flood risk, the main space<br />
is located on the first floor, which we<br />
access via scaffolding steps, because<br />
the metal circular staircase has not<br />
yet arrived. A lift has already been<br />
installed.<br />
We walk through the entrance area<br />
<strong>and</strong> into the main room, which<br />
is hexagonal with lovely views<br />
over the river <strong>and</strong> the Downs. I’m<br />
immediately struck by the shape of<br />
the ceiling. Light floods down from<br />
the circular central glass roof dome<br />
surrounded by square Velux windows.<br />
When the Pavilion opens in<br />
September, it will be as a centre for<br />
the study of environmental change.<br />
“The builders are h<strong>and</strong>ing over<br />
possession of the building mid-May,”<br />
John tells me “which will means<br />
we can start fitting out the inside.”<br />
There is a kitchen <strong>and</strong> a hot desk<br />
room. Some of the wall space may<br />
display environmental art.<br />
w w w. V I VA L e w e s . C o M<br />
Photo: michael lank<br />
b r I C k s A N D M o r tA r<br />
“Originally,” John explains “the Pavilion was going to be square,<br />
but we settled on a hexagon shape, because of its connection to<br />
nature.” To chime with this, there will be a glass ‘living’ beehive<br />
housed in one wall, designed with Francis Ratnieks of the<br />
University of Sussex. Another wall will feature blown-up pictures<br />
of wild flowers found on the Railway L<strong>and</strong> that members of the<br />
key user group of the centre, adults with learning disabilities, have<br />
created. A number of schools in the steering group are choosing<br />
the colour scheme. Paint will either be environmentally friendly,<br />
or will come from a leftover paint recycling scheme.<br />
John then opens a window to show me their clever design which<br />
allows them to flip round, so they can be cleaned from the inside.<br />
It has taken <strong>more</strong> than ten years to get the project this far, <strong>and</strong> a<br />
huge amount of fundraising, with money coming from the people<br />
of <strong>Lewes</strong>, the Mettyear Charitable Trust, Viridor Credits <strong>and</strong> the<br />
National Lottery. Financial constraints meant the design has been<br />
adapted, but a significant number of green features have been<br />
retained, such as a sedum roof, <strong>and</strong> roof-top photovoltaics, which<br />
make energy from the sun. There is a ground source heat pump<br />
that works “like a fridge in reverse”, John says. Underfloor piping<br />
will be used for heating, <strong>and</strong> the building has its own water supply.<br />
We go downstairs <strong>and</strong> venture into the dirt-floored undercroft<br />
where they hope to hold displays. It is dark until John opens the<br />
three large double doors, which changes the feel of the space<br />
entirely. We finish outside again, where John talks about proposed<br />
l<strong>and</strong>scaping <strong>and</strong> stone cladding. A lot of people have worked very<br />
hard to create this community resource, <strong>and</strong> it is in an amazing<br />
location by the river. I look forward to seeing it completed <strong>and</strong> full<br />
of people enjoying it <strong>and</strong> learning from it.<br />
Emma Chaplin<br />
There is a Wonderful Wildlife Festival at the Railway L<strong>and</strong> on Sat<br />
22nd May (11am-4pm, free entry)<br />
8 9
SHERLOCK<br />
HOLMES<br />
On the case in Sussex<br />
Arthur Conan Doyle set five of his short Sherlock<br />
Holmes stories in Sussex. In The Five Orange<br />
Pips, a gentleman calls unannounced on the doyen<br />
of detection <strong>and</strong> his slow-on-the-uptake-sidekick,<br />
Watson. Holmes informs their visitor that he has<br />
come up to London from the South-west. John<br />
Openshaw, for it is he, confirms that this is indeed<br />
the case. From Horsham, to be precise. The gasps of<br />
astonishment subside as Holmes reveals how really<br />
very easy it was to arrive at his conclusion. ‘That<br />
clay <strong>and</strong> chalk mixture which I see upon your toecaps<br />
is quite distinctive’. Sherlock aficionados have<br />
pointed out that Horsham, though surrounded by<br />
Wealden clay, is distinctly lacking in chalk. But no<br />
matter. Both Openshaw’s uncle <strong>and</strong> father have died<br />
in mysterious circumstances shortly after receiving<br />
envelopes containing five orange pips. So Openshaw<br />
fils is underst<strong>and</strong>ably alarmed when he receives a<br />
similar unsolicited communication. Holmes solves<br />
the case, <strong>and</strong> in so doing proves that even closeted in<br />
the countryside near Horsham you are not safe from<br />
the Ku Klux Klan if you’ve crossed them by walking<br />
off with documents they consider to be important.<br />
The Sussex Vampire finds Holmes <strong>and</strong> Watson<br />
bowling along ‘through the Sussex clay of a long<br />
winding lane’ towards an ‘isolated <strong>and</strong> ancient<br />
farmhouse’ adorned with a ‘high-pitched roof of<br />
Horsham slabs’. This is Cheeseman’s, Lamberley,<br />
the residence of Robert Ferguson or ‘Big Bob<br />
Ferguson, the finest three-quarter Richmond ever<br />
had’, as Watson recalls him from his own rugbyplaying<br />
days with Blackheath. Appearances are<br />
decidedly against Ferguson’s Peruvian wife when<br />
she is twice discovered snacking on the baby’s neck.<br />
Expatiating on his concerns, Ferguson concludes,<br />
‘I know little of vampirism beyond the name. We<br />
had thought it some wild tale of foreign parts. And<br />
yet here in the very heart of the English Sussex...’<br />
That’s Sussex, Engl<strong>and</strong>, you underst<strong>and</strong>, not Sussex,<br />
Virginia.<br />
All we are told in The Musgrave Ritual is that the<br />
w w w. V I VA L e w e s . C o M<br />
L I t e r A r y s u s s e x<br />
Musgrave ancestral home is in ‘Western Sussex’<br />
<strong>and</strong> ‘perhaps the oldest inhabited building in the<br />
county’.<br />
Black Peter demonstrates that East Sussex is no<br />
better a refuge than West if you’re trying to escape<br />
the fallout from a dodgy past. Retired seal <strong>and</strong> whale<br />
fisher, Captain Peter Carey, though holed-up in<br />
‘a small place called Woodman’s Lee, near Forest<br />
Row’, still ends up transfixed to the wall of his snug<br />
by a harpoon.<br />
Holmes narrates The Lion’s Mane himself. The<br />
great detective has retired to Sussex. The exact<br />
whereabouts <strong>and</strong> nature of his retirement idyll have<br />
been the subject of much earnest debate. Holmes<br />
tells us ‘my villa is situated upon the southern slope<br />
of the Downs comm<strong>and</strong>ing a great view of the<br />
Channel’. In his preface to His Last Bow, Watson<br />
informs the reader that Holmes is living ‘in a small<br />
farm five miles from Eastbourne’. Anyway, wherever<br />
it is, Holmes spends his time writing ‘the magnum<br />
opus of my latter years’- A Practical H<strong>and</strong>book<br />
of Bee Culture with some Observations upon<br />
the Segregation of the Queen, only donning his<br />
detective deerstalker if a body falls down dead in<br />
front of him (The Lion’s Mane) or at the personal<br />
intercession of the Prime Minister <strong>and</strong> Foreign<br />
Secretary (His Last Bow).<br />
David Jarman<br />
9 1
eth<br />
MILLER<br />
You’re the dirty rascal<br />
St<strong>and</strong>ing on tiptoe to peer over the ancient<br />
battlements, Thing One gazed at the stunning<br />
vista before her. Mount Caburn, the Ouse, the<br />
Downs... ‘Ooh look’, she cried excitedly, tugging<br />
my sleeve, ‘You can see Prezzo.’ So you could.<br />
We were right above the restaurant’s blue <strong>and</strong><br />
white umbrellas. Pretty damn h<strong>and</strong>y for William<br />
de Warenne; he could shimmy over the wall<br />
whenever he fancied a pepperoni calzone.<br />
The castle’s crumbly stone steps were replaced<br />
in the recent refurb, <strong>and</strong> now they’re as uniform<br />
as an Ikea staircase. This has removed most of<br />
the risk in climbing up, which used to be rather<br />
thrilling if you were with anyone young or<br />
infirm. Still, some of the new steps have writing<br />
on, which means an enthusiastic reader like<br />
Thing One will stop dead at r<strong>and</strong>om intervals,<br />
causing all behind her to bump together with<br />
small, painful thuds, while she carefully spells<br />
out, ‘Fiends of <strong>Lewes</strong> Rottery Club.’<br />
Other alterations are great. The wooden lever<br />
thing, with which you hoik foam bricks to make<br />
a wall, keeps grown-ups amused, <strong>and</strong> is h<strong>and</strong>ily<br />
placed next to a bench. Small children can hide<br />
behind the foam wall, then pop out with a ‘Boo!’<br />
which echoes powerfully round the circular<br />
stone room, scaring the bejesus out of parents<br />
who have briefly drifted off. Health ‘n’ Safety,<br />
that well-known double act, have cordoned<br />
off the top of the tower where once you could<br />
lean precariously over the town. Having spent<br />
much windswept time there, clinging onto a<br />
small child’s leg, sometimes even my own child’s<br />
leg, I’m glad this has changed. The dressing up<br />
room is wonderful as ever, providing doublets<br />
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Photo: alex leith<br />
C o L u M N<br />
<strong>and</strong> headdresses of all sizes, so everyone in the<br />
family can see what medieval clothes look like<br />
with trainers.<br />
We persuaded the children to watch the<br />
educational film about <strong>Lewes</strong> because it was<br />
on a ‘big telly’. For young people reared on the<br />
colourful action of Chop Socky Chooks, it was<br />
a little slow, consisting of blurred photographs<br />
accompanied by a dull commentary. But they<br />
waited patiently for the bit I’d told them about,<br />
which I remembered from some years back,<br />
when the little train comes to life <strong>and</strong> starts<br />
chugging round the model of <strong>Lewes</strong>. I was<br />
looking forward to this as much as the kids, but<br />
when the narration reached the part about the<br />
railway, the train didn’t budge. Thing Two gazed<br />
at me, eyes full of betrayal. I quizzed the man<br />
behind the desk why the train didn’t go, <strong>and</strong> he<br />
told me it never had.<br />
Something the castle doesn’t shout about, but<br />
which is very much worth knowing, is that if<br />
you fill in a gift aid form when you buy your<br />
tickets, you get a year’s free pass. So now we can<br />
visit every weekend if we want. And we will. I<br />
want to keep an eye on that little train. I’m sure<br />
it will go round, if I can catch it in the right<br />
mood.<br />
9 3
FLASKS<br />
Some like it kept hot<br />
s h o P P I N g<br />
Photo: alex leith<br />
In my youth, I used to sneer at people sipping<br />
from their plastic flask lid cup in a steamedup<br />
car. Those were the days when the flask<br />
interior would smash if you dropped it (or hit<br />
your brother round the head with the picnic<br />
bag). The wisdom of age means I too now<br />
see that it’s cheaper <strong>and</strong> <strong>more</strong> flexible to take<br />
your own refreshments on a family outing,<br />
but since our climate is so unpredictable, you<br />
need the right gear. Having a waterproofbottomed<br />
picnic rug <strong>and</strong> a decent flask is a<br />
good start. We’ve taken a look at a few useful<br />
wet-weather picnic items you can buy in<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong>. These days, flasks are mostly stainless<br />
steel <strong>and</strong> robust, <strong>and</strong> some are pretty too.<br />
The Outdoor Shop stock a 0.35ml Outwell<br />
flask, for a very reasonable £8, that you can<br />
slip in your pocket. Bunce’s sell the Thermos<br />
range, starting at £9.18 for a 0.35ml one.<br />
Steamer Trading’s selection includes an<br />
attractive 0.5lt stone-coloured coated flask<br />
at £9.99. Percy’s sell the practical Tufflack<br />
range which includes a wide-mouthed one for<br />
hot food. And Gearshack sell Primus flasks,<br />
coated in black rubber, in 3 sizes (£20 for 1<br />
litre size) which come with a spare stopper/<br />
pourer in case you lose it. As for a picnic<br />
blanket that protects you from damp grass,<br />
the Outdoor Shop sell a tartan one (150cm<br />
x 135cm) for £11 that comes in a variety of<br />
colours <strong>and</strong> folds up to have a useful carrying<br />
h<strong>and</strong>le. EC<br />
9 5
BUSINESS BRIEFING<br />
Annual Report from David Quinn, President of<br />
the <strong>Lewes</strong> Chamber of Commerce<br />
It is a great honour to represent the business<br />
community of <strong>Lewes</strong>. The Executive Committee<br />
have spent the past twelve months raising the profile<br />
of the Chamber to ensure local businesses have a<br />
powerful voice in the community.<br />
As President I have supported the individual<br />
members of the Executive Committee in their<br />
various duties including meeting regularly with<br />
<strong>Lewes</strong> District Council, <strong>Lewes</strong> Town Council <strong>and</strong><br />
Shop Watch to keep abreast of issues that affect<br />
local businesses whilst e nsuring the information<br />
gathered is made available to the Executive<br />
Committee <strong>and</strong> Chamber Members. I have<br />
also represented the Chamber at various official<br />
functions throughout the year.<br />
The local business cardboard recycling scheme<br />
initiated by the Chamber has proved a great success;<br />
business participation in the scheme has been<br />
increasing on a monthly basis.<br />
East Sussex County Council has offered to review<br />
the Parking Scheme <strong>and</strong> have assured us that the<br />
Chamber will be fully consulted in this much needed<br />
<strong>and</strong> most welcome process to ensure the local<br />
business community, residents <strong>and</strong> visitors have a<br />
fair scheme for the future.<br />
The revamped Chamber website is now portraying<br />
the local business community in a <strong>more</strong> professional<br />
<strong>and</strong> modern format. A monthly Chamber<br />
information page is now included in the free local<br />
<strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Lewes</strong> magazine, which keeps the membership<br />
<strong>and</strong> residents up to date with Chamber activities.<br />
On behalf of the membership may I thank Kate<br />
Hook the Secretary of the Chamber <strong>and</strong> my fellow<br />
members of the Executive for their efforts on behalf<br />
of the local business community.<br />
Finally, I should like to thank The Shelleys for their<br />
hospitality throughout the year.<br />
Contact the Chamber via secretary@<br />
leweschamber.org.uk or on 01273 488212.
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Gossypium invite you to go Ethical<br />
Thomas <strong>and</strong> Abi Petit have spent the last ten years<br />
trading in, <strong>and</strong> exp<strong>and</strong>ing their business from <strong>Lewes</strong>.<br />
All of their staff are considered an integral part of<br />
the company, <strong>and</strong> are given shares in the business.<br />
To celebrate their tenth anniversary, they are now<br />
offering their customers, <strong>and</strong> other interested<br />
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New in Town<br />
It’s been a while since there was life on the ground<br />
floor of the Seymour’s building in Fisher Street, but<br />
there’s clearly action now, <strong>and</strong> the shop is apparently<br />
soon to re-open as a 1950s-style boutique.<br />
Exp<strong>and</strong>ing Entertainment<br />
If you’ve never been to the Con Club, they are now<br />
offering regular live b<strong>and</strong>s on both Fridays <strong>and</strong><br />
Sundays. They also have a decent-sized patio area <strong>and</strong><br />
a cheaper-than-average bar.<br />
Congratulations to Richard Soan Roofing Services<br />
who were voted Business of the Year at the recent<br />
Sussex Express Business awards held at the East<br />
Sussex National Golf Club. The Award is just one<br />
<strong>more</strong> in a long line the company has received over<br />
recent years from bodies as diverse as the British<br />
Safety Council <strong>and</strong>, my personal favourite, the<br />
Intelligent Membrane Association. So for roofing<br />
work, be that flat or pitched, it clearly looks like<br />
Richard Soan have got it covered. NW<br />
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Job title: Chief Executive of <strong>Lewes</strong> District Council,<br />
which includes the role of Returning Officer for<br />
District Council, County Council <strong>and</strong> European<br />
elections. At the general election, I’m acting Returning<br />
Officer, because <strong>Lewes</strong> is a county constituency, which<br />
means the High Sheriff can take the role if they choose<br />
to, but Deborah Bedford has asked me to do it.<br />
How long have you been in the post? I’ve been in<br />
public service for forty-one years, <strong>and</strong> in this role since<br />
1990. This will be the fifth general election I’ve covered<br />
<strong>and</strong> I am retiring on 2nd July.<br />
What has changed in that time? The proportion of<br />
postal ballot votes coming in. It’s a huge number now, I<br />
estimate 10,000. We have to verify all the signatures.<br />
What happens after a general election is called? A<br />
writ is delivered which starts the process. It’s basically<br />
from the Queen telling me to run an election <strong>and</strong><br />
begins: ’We comm<strong>and</strong> you that...’ It used to be a formal<br />
affair, quite an event. Now a young woman comes on a<br />
motorbike from the Post Office to get the writ signed.<br />
After the election, I endorse the writ to say who has<br />
been elected <strong>and</strong> return it, via the young woman on the<br />
motorbike, to the Clerks of Parliament in the Crown<br />
Office in Westminster.<br />
Tell me what happens on the day of a general<br />
election? We start work about 5.30am. Polling stations<br />
open at 7am. We rely on the capability <strong>and</strong> resilience of<br />
our presiding officers, <strong>and</strong> hope no-one phones in sick.<br />
We do have an emergency team just in case. Sometimes<br />
we will get a call to say a polling station has not been<br />
opened, in which case they just set up outside until the<br />
problem is resolved.<br />
Photograph: alex leith<br />
TRADE SECRETS RETURNING OFFICER: JOHN CRAWFORD<br />
Tell me about the count. It takes place in the<br />
projectile hall of the Leisure Centre, because it is large,<br />
with facilities <strong>and</strong> parking. It used to be the Town Hall,<br />
but that was less practical. I’m a big expert in moving<br />
lots of material around. Polls close at 10pm <strong>and</strong> after<br />
that a trickle of ballot boxes are brought in by the<br />
presiding officers, with an account of the total number<br />
of ballot papers issued. The boxes are taken to the<br />
centre of the room <strong>and</strong> the process begins of verifying<br />
ballot papers. They are put in piles of twenty-five,<br />
clipped together on different tables for each c<strong>and</strong>idate,<br />
which is when the excitement begins to rise, especially<br />
as the trickle of ballot boxes turns into a flood.<br />
Who else is in there with you? It can be 200-300<br />
people including scrutineers <strong>and</strong> press.<br />
What do you dread? A recount, which can happen if<br />
two c<strong>and</strong>idates are very close or if someone might lose<br />
their deposit.<br />
Any thoughts on constituencies that are not<br />
counting until Friday morning? It will be very few<br />
since Jack Straw rushed through an Act of Parliament<br />
which said that if a returning officer decides not to<br />
count on the Thursday evening then it needs to be for<br />
an ‘exceptional reason’.<br />
Ever been tempted to try to be the first to declare?<br />
No! I think that’s a competition amongst anoraks.<br />
What do you like about your job? There is a great<br />
team spirit from working together <strong>and</strong> I get a good<br />
feeling of achievement looking around the room after<br />
it’s all over.<br />
Will you miss it? Yes I will.<br />
Interview by Emma Chaplin<br />
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‘Thursday was a day of wild excitement’ reported the Sussex Agricultural Express dated Saturday 3rd April,<br />
1880, under the heading ‘<strong>Lewes</strong> Election’. This Reeves’ photograph is of the crowd gathered on the High<br />
Street outside the Crown <strong>and</strong> County Court for the Declaration of the Poll on 1st April. Nationally, a Liberal<br />
l<strong>and</strong>slide was underway, with 71 year old William Gladstone becoming Prime Minister for the second<br />
of his four terms of office. In <strong>Lewes</strong>, this swing was resisted with Conservative c<strong>and</strong>idate, William Langham<br />
Christie, holding his seat for the second time, albeit with a reduced majority, beating Liberal c<strong>and</strong>idate Sir<br />
W Codrington by just 137 votes. Christie lived in Glyndebourne, <strong>and</strong> his son John took over the running of<br />
the estate in 1920, setting it up as an opera house.<br />
The attention of most people in the photograph, except those distracted by the camera, is on High Sheriff<br />
<strong>and</strong> Returning Officer, A J Biddulph, st<strong>and</strong>ing on the top step of the court building announcing the results.<br />
Various political posters can be seen stuck up on the columns, overlaid one on another, including ‘Vote<br />
Christie’ <strong>and</strong> one for East Sussex Election nominees Alex<strong>and</strong>er Donovan <strong>and</strong> John Pearson.<br />
Several bearded police officers can be seen behind Biddulph. An aproned man is walking across the road carrying<br />
a wicker basket, with a lad in front who has a large tray balanced on his head with covered food dishes,<br />
delivering lunch for the High Sheriff <strong>and</strong> his officials perhaps? Look closely, <strong>and</strong> you’ll see some lovely details:<br />
the boy in a cap <strong>and</strong> cravat hanging off on the railings with the blurred little girl st<strong>and</strong>ing precariously<br />
next to him; the two bowler-hatted lads in the foreground, looking straight at the camera. And, best of all,<br />
leaning against a pillar, the serious-looking chap with a white poodle tucked under his arm. Emma Chaplin