All That Glitters - Reaper Miniatures
All That Glitters - Reaper Miniatures
All That Glitters - Reaper Miniatures
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Casket Works # 10 <strong>Reaper</strong>Mini.com / CavHq.com<br />
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt 30 ft.<br />
Don’t try this at home, kids!<br />
<strong>Reaper</strong> Movie Review<br />
<strong>Reaper</strong>Ron (our hero) used his fantasy industry connections to finegle an advanced screening copy of<br />
New Line Cinema’s upcoming release The Two Towers... easily the most anticipated movie of the<br />
holiday season (at least around here!). Unfortunately, it must have been lost in the mail (*makes note to check<br />
the postman’s house*), and as the CW deadline is upon us, we’re forced to review the trailer instead...<br />
Excerpts from the <strong>Reaper</strong> Limited advanced progress report screening...<br />
Ron – Well, I wet my pants<br />
every time I see it. I’ll have to<br />
wear a diaper for the actual<br />
movie in December, I guess…<br />
A<br />
Jay – “Mmmmmmm...<br />
Aragorn. Mmmmm.” A+<br />
CavMatt – Can’t... wait...<br />
any... longer... Not enough<br />
Gimli... December isn’t for<br />
Xmas, it’s for LOTR! A-<br />
Brian Rys – Chocolate<br />
covered LOTR is good.<br />
Chocolate covered LOTR on a<br />
stick is better. A+<br />
Tim – I’m still not sure.<br />
But all of my Uruk-Hai<br />
minions are very psyched.<br />
Ivy – Mmmmmm. Legolas.<br />
Now that’s out of the way...<br />
What a visual feast. I want to<br />
be Peter Jackson when I grow<br />
up, just alot less fuzzy... er, &<br />
still a girl! A-
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