Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK) Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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Raisins and Almonds ‘The bell rang, I looked up from my pencil, and there was a delivery man with a big box. It was my auction books from Ballarat…yes. I asked him to put it in the corner and I checked the invoice—there was something wrong with the invoice—what was it? Ah, yes, it had a blot over the list of contents, I couldn’t read it. You have to be careful with dispatch notes, they fudge the orders sometimes; and if I was to sign it without checking what was in the box I couldn’t complain if the one valuable book was missing and all the dross was there. Dross always is, somehow. I’ve never lost a set of Victorian sermons in my life…I made the man wait until I checked the volumes, then I signed it and he went away. After that there was Mrs. Johnson looking in for her cookery book, which I sold her, then this absurd woman and her atlas. Then the two young men and then Mr. Michaels. Poor boy.’ ‘Tell me about the carter,’ said Dot. Miss Lee ran her fingers through her short hair and groaned. ‘He was just a carter, in gloves and boots and overalls and a greasy cloth cap—rather stout like they often are; dark, I thought, and gruff. But he did look at the books while I made him wait. I really didn’t see his face, Miss Williams. Is it important?’ ‘Probably not,’ conceded Dorothy. ‘What about the woman with the atlas?’ ‘Oh, my dear, she was raddled and forty if she was a day, dressed in a rather tight dark blue suit and a perfectly absurd hat. It was a broad black straw with half a seagull on the side and shells all round the crown, I noticed it particularly because I really wanted to…visit the convenience, and she was holding me up. She was asking me such silly questions and all I could see of her was this awful hat. She was small. About five foot.’ ‘And common?’ asked Dot, who had strong views on style. ‘Oh, very. And foreign. Then two young men, friends; I gathered that they worked in the city. They had nice suits—a little loud perhaps. They were probably mechanics, or maybe something horsy.’ Miss Lee’s fine nose crinkled. ‘They had a rather…gamy smell. Then after that it was quiet and I could

Kerry Greenwood go to the convenience, and when I got back there was poor Mr. Michaels and this all happened. Will this help?’ she asked, and Dot patted her hand. ‘Yes,’ she said with perfect faith. ‘Miss Phryne will find them.’ 999 Phryne Fisher had dressed carefully for her encounter with Rabbi Elijah. She wore a black suit, the straight skirt reaching almost to her ankles, and a close-fitting black hat. Simon was impressed at how decorous she looked until she gave him a sensual smile which disturbed his equanimity. ‘What do I call this rabbi?’ ‘He probably won’t speak to you; don’t be too offended, Phryne. He isn’t supposed to talk to…er….’ ‘Shiksas?’ ‘Er…yes. Call him Rabbi, if he speaks to you. Also, you must not touch him, in case you might be ritually unclean. Menstruating, you know,’ blushed Simon. ‘But you might catch his interest if you can show him the papers.’ ‘I can but try,’ Phryne shrugged and got out of the car. ‘He lives over there—and—what luck, Phryne!’ exclaimed the young man. ‘There he is, walking along there with all those children. Oh, no…’ he groaned, as Phryne saw what was happening and moved without thinking. A ring of grubby children were dancing around an elderly man who was standing still, as though they had trapped him in a magic circle. They looked positively Pixie O’Harris, if you could not hear what they were saying, thought Phryne, as she crossed the road at her fastest run and grabbed the biggest assailant by the ear. ‘Yid, yid, yid.’ The chant stopped abruptly. ‘And just what are you doing?’ she snarled at the largest child, suspending him painfully by the lobe. ‘He’s a yid,’ he protested. ‘Very clever. So he is. Is that a reason for tormenting him?’ ‘It’s only what Dad says,’ offered one child, biting her plait.

<strong>Raisins</strong> <strong>and</strong> Almonds<br />

‘The bell rang, I looked up from my pencil, <strong>and</strong> there was<br />

a delivery man with a big box. It was my auction books from<br />

Ballarat…yes. I asked him to put it in the corner <strong>and</strong> I checked<br />

the invoice—there was something wrong with the invoice—what<br />

was it? Ah, yes, it had a blot over the list of contents, I couldn’t<br />

read it. You have to be careful with dispatch notes, they fudge<br />

the orders sometimes; <strong>and</strong> if I was to sign it without checking<br />

what was in the box I couldn’t complain if the one valuable<br />

book was missing <strong>and</strong> all the dross was there. Dross always is,<br />

somehow. I’ve never lost a set of Victorian sermons in my life…I<br />

made the man wait until I checked the volumes, then I signed<br />

it <strong>and</strong> he went away. After that there was Mrs. Johnson looking<br />

in for her cookery book, which I sold her, then this absurd<br />

woman <strong>and</strong> her atlas. Then the two young men <strong>and</strong> then Mr.<br />

Michaels. Poor boy.’<br />

‘Tell me about the carter,’ said Dot. Miss Lee ran her fingers<br />

through her short hair <strong>and</strong> groaned.<br />

‘He was just a carter, in gloves <strong>and</strong> boots <strong>and</strong> overalls <strong>and</strong> a<br />

greasy cloth cap—rather stout like they often are; dark, I thought,<br />

<strong>and</strong> gruff. But he did look at the books while I made him wait.<br />

I really didn’t see his face, Miss Williams. Is it important?’<br />

‘Probably not,’ conceded Dorothy. ‘What about the woman<br />

with the atlas?’<br />

‘Oh, my dear, she was raddled <strong>and</strong> forty if she was a day,<br />

dressed in a rather tight dark blue suit <strong>and</strong> a perfectly absurd<br />

hat. It was a broad black straw with half a seagull on the side<br />

<strong>and</strong> shells all round the crown, I noticed it particularly because<br />

I really wanted to…visit the convenience, <strong>and</strong> she was holding<br />

me up. She was asking me such silly questions <strong>and</strong> all I could see<br />

of her was this awful hat. She was small. About five foot.’<br />

‘And common?’ asked Dot, who had strong views on style.<br />

‘Oh, very. And foreign. Then two young men, friends; I<br />

gathered that they worked in the city. They had nice suits—a<br />

little loud perhaps. They were probably mechanics, or maybe<br />

something horsy.’ Miss Lee’s fine nose crinkled. ‘They had a<br />

rather…gamy smell. Then after that it was quiet <strong>and</strong> I could

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