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Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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<strong>Raisins</strong> <strong>and</strong> Almonds 01<br />

than American. Going to the lengths of having you circumcised<br />

sounds like Russian lunatic thoroughness. That must have stung.<br />

You nearly got away with it,’ she told him. ‘You cleaned your shoes<br />

before I could find any of Mrs. Katz’s china in your soles. You had<br />

a getaway car arranged when you failed to snatch my h<strong>and</strong>bag.<br />

I wonder if, when we search you, we’ll find your other passport?<br />

You can’t have come here just because of Yossi. You must have<br />

been here all along.’<br />

‘Yes, yes,’ snarled Isaac Cohen. ‘My name is Ivan Vassiliov.<br />

Of course I was here. Four years I have been here. I was sent<br />

to infiltrate the Jews in Melbourne, the young counterrevolutionaries,<br />

the Zionist conspiracy to overthrow the revolution.<br />

I learned the language, I learned the customs, I read Torah. I<br />

was a very good Jew. When I found out about the compound, I<br />

received my instructions. I had orders to kill the inventor when<br />

I had his invention. The revolution needs it.’<br />

‘You were going to kill me?’ asked Yossi, bewildered. ‘You<br />

were going to kill me?’<br />

‘Of course. With you dead <strong>and</strong> the formula in my h<strong>and</strong>s,<br />

who was to say where it came from?’ asked Isaac reasonably. ‘I<br />

tell you, the New Russia requires it.’<br />

‘But, Isaac,’ he protested, <strong>and</strong> Ivan Vassiliov turned in the<br />

policeman’s grasp <strong>and</strong> spat in his face.<br />

‘Filthy Jew,’ he snarled.<br />

‘That’s quite enough of that,’ said Robinson. ‘Come along.<br />

Immigration’ll want you after you get out of jail,’ he said to<br />

the young man. ‘They’ll deport you smartish <strong>and</strong> I hope the<br />

Russians have joy of you. Nasty piece of work,’ said Robinson,<br />

<strong>and</strong> shoved the struggling ex-Cohen from the room.<br />

Yossi was led away to wash his face. Julia Abrahams said<br />

helplessly, ‘But he seemed so nice.’<br />

‘Zeeser Gottenyu!’ Mrs. Grossman fanned herself. ‘Sweet God,<br />

a Russian! In my house, yet!’<br />

Mr. Abrahams went to the cupboard, poured busily, <strong>and</strong><br />

passed around small glasses of strong sherry. Everyone sipped

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