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Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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Chapter Sixteen<br />

‘I challenge you,’ said the young man, ‘to tell<br />

me the whole of the Torah while st<strong>and</strong>ing<br />

on one leg.’ ‘That which is hateful to you,<br />

do not do unto your neighbours,’ snapped<br />

Rabbi Hillell. ‘All the rest is commentary.<br />

Go <strong>and</strong> learn!’<br />

—Leo Rosten, The Joys of Yiddish<br />

It was a terrible argument.<br />

The Abrahams were forbidden celebration by the requirement<br />

to sit shivah for seven days to mourn the death of their brother<br />

<strong>and</strong> uncle Chaim. Equally, Chaim had killed himself only after<br />

he had tried to kill Simon, <strong>and</strong> Simon was alive <strong>and</strong> Chaim was<br />

dead. A suicide was denied ordinary burial <strong>and</strong> mourning; the<br />

body was in any case being held by the police for post-mortem<br />

<strong>and</strong> a subsequent inquest. Then again <strong>and</strong> on the fourth h<strong>and</strong>,<br />

suicides were not condemned as murderers if the balance of their<br />

mind was disturbed, <strong>and</strong> there was no doubt that Chaim’s mind<br />

had been disturbed, but also there was no doubt that he had<br />

murdered poor Shimeon. Confusion was becoming endemic.<br />

Rabbi Elijah was recovering in hospital from his heart attack,<br />

<strong>and</strong> was not available for comment. Phryne finally extracted<br />

herself from the argument <strong>and</strong> went to telephone the gentle <strong>and</strong>

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