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Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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1 4 Kerry Greenwood<br />

flask of br<strong>and</strong>y to bring Black Jack up to his usual operating<br />

level, which was not very high.<br />

‘Now go over it for us,’ said Bert patiently.<br />

‘More br<strong>and</strong>y.’<br />

‘Not yet, you’ll be seein’ snakes, <strong>and</strong> I want you with us. Do<br />

you remember delivering a box to the bookshop in the Eastern<br />

Market last Thursday?’<br />

‘No,’ said Black Jack.<br />

‘Then you’re no use to us,’ said Bert, getting up <strong>and</strong> brushing<br />

the knees of his trousers. ‘Or anyone else,’ he added, looking<br />

down at the disgusting figure now sitting on the cobbles.<br />

‘No, wait,’ said Alderton, grasping at Bert’s knees. ‘I didn’t<br />

deliver it myself. But I know about it.’<br />

‘Yair?’ asked Cec with strong disbelief. He had no time for<br />

drunks. ‘What d’ya know?’<br />

‘I used to work for Gibson, but he sold up <strong>and</strong> moved out.<br />

I ain’t found a decent job since then. But when I put on my<br />

driver’s coat to take this box to the market, from Ballarat it was,<br />

bloody heavy.’ Black Jack stopped, having lost his thread.<br />

‘You put on your driver’s coat,’ prompted Bert.<br />

‘Yair, I put it on <strong>and</strong> found that I had a pad of Gibson’s old<br />

waybills in the pocket. I hadn’t worn the coat for a while. I got<br />

to the market <strong>and</strong> I was unloading in the underneath part, you<br />

know, where the trucks go. See, the boss had just sacked me,<br />

that box was my last delivery, then I was goin’ to be out on the<br />

street again, so long, son. I was crook on it.’<br />

‘Yair, life is tough for the working man,’ agreed Bert. For<br />

the first time in his life, he was sympathizing with a capitalist.<br />

‘What happened in the undercroft?’<br />

‘This bloke came up to me, see, <strong>and</strong> said he was playing a<br />

joke on a friend. He wanted to borrow my dispatch book <strong>and</strong><br />

my dustcoat <strong>and</strong> cap <strong>and</strong> gloves. He said he’d deliver the box.<br />

Well, what’s a man to do when he’s got a coot offerin’ a pound<br />

for a simple little joke? I didn’t see no harm in it. He scribbled<br />

a name on my own dispatch note, so the bloody boss couldn’t<br />

say I was half-inchin’ his delivery.’

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