Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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Raisins and Almonds 10 and returned to his duties, which appeared to consist of staring out the window at passing girls and sucking his teeth. Mr. Lane was stout and worried. He wore a bloodstained apron. ‘This is too much,’ he exclaimed before Dot could open her mouth. ‘That bloke has gone too far this time. I’ll have the law on him. I’ll call the cops if he says one more word! It’s slander, that’s what it is. And libel,’ he added, hedging his bets. ‘Sorry?’ said Dot, utterly fogged and a little taken aback by his vehemence. ‘Don’t I work hard?’ demanded Mr. Lane. ‘Don’t I put in all the hours God gave to support my wife and little ones and run my business?’ ‘Mr. Lane,’ Dot began. ‘If he’s sent you here about the chicken, I tell you, it was all right and if anyone says any different I’ll do something, I tell you, starting with going round and knocking Gunn’s block off!’ ‘Hello?’ said Dot loudly. ‘Mr. Lane? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I came from Miss Lee, and I’m trying to find out about the dead man in her shop.’ ‘Oh.’ The red face lost a little of its pre-apopleptic colour. ‘Miss Lee, eh? Nice lady. Sorry, Miss. It’s just that Gunn is getting on my nerves. He says one of my chooks was off, and I swear, my chooks eat the same feed as his and they’re all in the pink of condition. Look at that now.’ He held up a limp plucked corpse for Dot to examine. She did so, pinching the breast and manipulating the feet to see if it was fresh. ‘Perfectly good,’ she pronounced. ‘Fit to be served to the Queen.’ The poulterer relaxed and mopped his brow with a red handkerchief. ‘Sorry to go crook at you. Thanks, Miss. Now, what can I do for you? It’s terrible about Miss Lee, though trade’s been up since it happened I’d rather it was for a different reason, if you see what I mean.’ ‘I need to find the customers who were in Miss Lee’s shop before the murder happened.’

104 Kerry Greenwood ‘You don’t reckon she done him in?’ ‘No, I don’t, and my employer, Miss Fisher, she doesn’t think so either. Did you see anyone you knew in the market on Friday?’ ‘Yes, plenty of people. Most of my customers are regulars, though they won’t be much longer if Gunn keeps on telling ’em my chooks are poisoned. I’ll have the law on him if he opens his gob again. But no one I know went into the bookshop, Miss. No one came in here carrying a book, not that I noticed. My boy might know more, but he’s a bit light on for brains. A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, you know?’ Mr. Lane tapped his forehead. ‘Not that he isn’t good with the chooks, though. They’ve got a lot in common. Billy, c’mere. Do you remember anyone coming into the shop on Friday carrying a book?’ The boy looked frightened. Dot tried a gentle approach. ‘I’m sure you’re a good boy, Billy, and you like the chooks, don’t you?’ Billy nodded. ‘And you remember Friday?’ ‘Man dead,’ said Billy. ‘That’s right. Before the man was dead, did anyone come in here with a book?’ ‘No, but there was a lady.’ ‘You spend too much time looking at sheilas,’ growled his boss, and Billy gaped again, losing whatever concentration he possessed. ‘Tell me about the lady,’ coaxed Dot. ‘Lady with a chook on her hat,’ said Billy importantly. ‘Nice hat. It had a white chook on it. And shells.’ ‘Did she buy anything?’ ‘Two chooks,’ said Billy. ‘So she did. Why, does that mean something to you, Miss?’ asked Mr. Lane. ‘It certainly does,’ said Dot. ‘I really want to find that lady. There can’t be two hats like that in one market.’ ‘Well, if you really need to find her,’ said Mr. Lane slowly, ‘I might be able to help.’ ‘How?’ asked Dot.

<strong>Raisins</strong> <strong>and</strong> Almonds 10<br />

<strong>and</strong> returned to his duties, which appeared to consist of staring<br />

out the window at passing girls <strong>and</strong> sucking his teeth. Mr. Lane<br />

was stout <strong>and</strong> worried. He wore a bloodstained apron.<br />

‘This is too much,’ he exclaimed before Dot could open her<br />

mouth. ‘That bloke has gone too far this time. I’ll have the law<br />

on him. I’ll call the cops if he says one more word! It’s sl<strong>and</strong>er,<br />

that’s what it is. And libel,’ he added, hedging his bets.<br />

‘Sorry?’ said Dot, utterly fogged <strong>and</strong> a little taken aback by<br />

his vehemence.<br />

‘Don’t I work hard?’ dem<strong>and</strong>ed Mr. Lane. ‘Don’t I put in all<br />

the hours God gave to support my wife <strong>and</strong> little ones <strong>and</strong> run<br />

my business?’<br />

‘Mr. Lane,’ Dot began.<br />

‘If he’s sent you here about the chicken, I tell you, it was all<br />

right <strong>and</strong> if anyone says any different I’ll do something, I tell you,<br />

starting with going round <strong>and</strong> knocking Gunn’s block off!’<br />

‘Hello?’ said Dot loudly. ‘Mr. Lane? I don’t know what you’re<br />

talking about. I came from Miss Lee, <strong>and</strong> I’m trying to find out<br />

about the dead man in her shop.’<br />

‘Oh.’ The red face lost a little of its pre-apopleptic colour.<br />

‘Miss Lee, eh? Nice lady. Sorry, Miss. It’s just that Gunn is getting<br />

on my nerves. He says one of my chooks was off, <strong>and</strong> I swear,<br />

my chooks eat the same feed as his <strong>and</strong> they’re all in the pink<br />

of condition. Look at that now.’ He held up a limp plucked<br />

corpse for Dot to examine. She did so, pinching the breast <strong>and</strong><br />

manipulating the feet to see if it was fresh.<br />

‘Perfectly good,’ she pronounced. ‘Fit to be served to the<br />

Queen.’<br />

The poulterer relaxed <strong>and</strong> mopped his brow with a red<br />

h<strong>and</strong>kerchief.<br />

‘Sorry to go crook at you. Thanks, Miss. Now, what can I<br />

do for you? It’s terrible about Miss Lee, though trade’s been up<br />

since it happened I’d rather it was for a different reason, if you<br />

see what I mean.’<br />

‘I need to find the customers who were in Miss Lee’s shop<br />

before the murder happened.’

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