Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK) Raisins and almonds - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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Raisins and Almonds Simon hoped that the Levins were better informed about the laws than he was. 999 Detective Inspector Robinson was tired. He hated arresting women for murder, especially real ladies like Miss Lee, and he was no further along in his case. His chief was getting testy and when he got real testy, bulls with sore feet were kindergarten children compared to him. He hated the heat, and the papers were saying that the next day was going to be stinking. Phryne waited as he put down a large buff folder on the table, ostentatiously turned his back on it, and was conducted to a small table laid with an embroidered cloth. It depicted a garland of native slipper orchids and maidenhair fern. Phryne had ordered it made especially for him. He liked it; the orchids were botanically correct. He slumped down into a comfortable chair and was supplied by Mr. Butler with a cup of very strong, very sweet tea. On the table reposed an array of scones, strawberry jam and cream, and a copy of The Hawklet, a pink periodical emanating from Little Lonsdale Street which was guaranteed to elevate and amuse a tired police officer. ‘Adultery and Divorce!’ screamed the headline. ‘Hotel Maid’s Evidence!’ The Detective Inspector split a scone, slathered it with jam and cream, sighed happily and began to read. Phryne took the buff folder and extracted the autopsy report on one Shimeon Ben Mikhael otherwise known as Simon Michaels, native of Salonika. As she read she made notes, and tried not to think of a dark young man dissected on a cold marble table. Much better to just think of him as a body. Observations: a tall young man somewhat underweight, bearded, recently washed and healthy. Some bruises on the right knee and hip, as though he had recently fallen, probably sustained in the spasm which had also cracked his spine. Small transverse cut on the ball of the right index finger. A clean cut, probably from a razor or from the edge of a piece of paper. The

Kerry Greenwood pathologist paid no further attention to it or to the bruises. No tattoos, scars, or identifying marks and he had all his own teeth. His wisdom teeth had not fully erupted so his age was estimated at between sixteen and twenty-five. Cause of death: strychnine poisoning. Contents of stomach: a starchy scented fluid composed of bread and black tea. Subject died about one hour after eating this austere last meal. Fingernails and contact traces: substance under the nails referred for chemical analysis. Phryne leafed through the folder and found another report. It was found to be common glue, such as is used by carpenters and shoemakers. Chemical burns on the hands. To the sound of a Detective Inspector slurping his way through a second cup of tea, Phryne reviewed her notes. There was no doubt that he had died of the effects of strychnine. The pathologist had made a note: ‘No strychnine found in the stomach contents, but it passes into the bloodstream quickly, being one of the most fast-acting poisons.’ Phryne replaced all the pages, ordered them quickly, and closed the folder. She replaced it exactly as it had been, laid her notebook on the hall table, and came in saying brightly, ‘Well, Jack dear, how nice to see you! Is Mr. Butler looking after you? No, really, I couldn’t eat another thing, Mr. B, not after that wonderful lunch.’ ‘Miss Fisher,’ said the policeman, standing up and swallowing a mouthful of scone. ‘Nice of you to ask me to tea. No one has a hand with scones like Mrs. Butler.’ He wasn’t adverting to the report which he had carelessly left on the table where any passing nosy woman could read it, so Phryne didn’t mention it either. She sat down at the tea table. ‘Any news?’ ‘No, no one seems to have seen anything. However, I’ve got hopes of something breaking soon. Has to be soon, or the case’ll go stale and my chief’ll go spare. You got anything?’ ‘Not really, but you shall have it as soon as any of it makes sense. You know Miss Lee didn’t do it, Jack, don’t you?’

<strong>Raisins</strong> <strong>and</strong> Almonds<br />

Simon hoped that the Levins were better informed about<br />

the laws than he was.<br />

999<br />

Detective Inspector Robinson was tired. He hated arresting<br />

women for murder, especially real ladies like Miss Lee, <strong>and</strong> he<br />

was no further along in his case. His chief was getting testy <strong>and</strong><br />

when he got real testy, bulls with sore feet were kindergarten<br />

children compared to him. He hated the heat, <strong>and</strong> the papers<br />

were saying that the next day was going to be stinking. Phryne<br />

waited as he put down a large buff folder on the table, ostentatiously<br />

turned his back on it, <strong>and</strong> was conducted to a small<br />

table laid with an embroidered cloth. It depicted a garl<strong>and</strong> of<br />

native slipper orchids <strong>and</strong> maidenhair fern. Phryne had ordered<br />

it made especially for him. He liked it; the orchids were botanically<br />

correct. He slumped down into a comfortable chair <strong>and</strong><br />

was supplied by Mr. Butler with a cup of very strong, very sweet<br />

tea. On the table reposed an array of scones, strawberry jam <strong>and</strong><br />

cream, <strong>and</strong> a copy of The Hawklet, a pink periodical emanating<br />

from Little Lonsdale Street which was guaranteed to elevate <strong>and</strong><br />

amuse a tired police officer.<br />

‘Adultery <strong>and</strong> Divorce!’ screamed the headline. ‘Hotel Maid’s<br />

Evidence!’<br />

The Detective Inspector split a scone, slathered it with jam<br />

<strong>and</strong> cream, sighed happily <strong>and</strong> began to read.<br />

Phryne took the buff folder <strong>and</strong> extracted the autopsy report<br />

on one Shimeon Ben Mikhael otherwise known as Simon<br />

Michaels, native of Salonika. As she read she made notes, <strong>and</strong><br />

tried not to think of a dark young man dissected on a cold marble<br />

table. Much better to just think of him as a body.<br />

Observations: a tall young man somewhat underweight,<br />

bearded, recently washed <strong>and</strong> healthy. Some bruises on the<br />

right knee <strong>and</strong> hip, as though he had recently fallen, probably<br />

sustained in the spasm which had also cracked his spine. Small<br />

transverse cut on the ball of the right index finger. A clean cut,<br />

probably from a razor or from the edge of a piece of paper. The

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