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goodbye to them.<br />
“ Gabriel! What's wrong with you?! ” I snap at him fiercely.<br />
“ Hey, chill, man! I'm helping you out. Now's your chance to talk to her and stop being a<br />
shy, little b*tch, ” Gabriel urges, “and you can thank me later. Oh, yeah, one more thing: I saw<br />
her a few weeks ago and told her that you liked her.”<br />
“ You what? What the hell is wrong with you? ” I scream, causing several people to<br />
stare in our direction.<br />
“ Relax, bro. She said that you're <strong>really</strong> cute. She wonders why you never talk to her. ”<br />
“ She said that? Really? ”<br />
“ Yeah. So <strong>do</strong> you want to thank me or kill me? ” Gabriel asks rhetorically, showing a<br />
proud, accomplished smile. Did I mention that Gabriel's my best friend and the coolest person<br />
in the entire world?<br />
“ I love you, Gabriel. You are indeed wonderful and— wait— why didn't you tell me that<br />
you talked to her a few weeks back? ”<br />
I <strong>really</strong> am going to kill Gabriel.