Why do Asians really get straight A's? - Project Gutenberg Consortia ...
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that's when they <strong>get</strong> you for the big crimes like DUI.<br />
Gabriel got sent to jail once for a DUI, because the arresting female officer smelled pot<br />
on him, even though he wasn't smoking anything; Gabriel just happened to be wearing a dirty<br />
shirt, possibly stained with pot residue. It was only his first offense, but they still held him in<br />
prison for a week! I didn't have enough money to bail him out since the court purposely<br />
brought his charges up to a felony status, and his bail jumped up to the cost of a new BMW.<br />
Plus, he didn't want his parents to know so he stuck it out for a week in the OC concentration<br />
camp. Gabriel gave his parents the excuse that he decided to go upstate for a week in order<br />
to check out some medical school programs— pure genius. Gabriel's true talent is knowing<br />
how to bullsh*t.<br />
Anyway, to <strong>get</strong> released, Gabriel gladly agreed to the plea bargain of a misdemeanor<br />
conviction, accompanied with informal probation, but they still wouldn't let him out of jail! They<br />
kept him there the whole night, even after he signed the plea bargain! He told me that the<br />
reason they keep you there is because they <strong>do</strong>n't want “ convicts ” and “ hoodlums ” walking<br />
the streets of Irvine. Instead, they let you out late at night, at a godforsaken hour, in the middle<br />
of nowhere, so that no one can see you when you leave. Remember how I told you that<br />
people <strong>do</strong>n't walk in ostentatious Irvine? That's because they'll probably think that you just got<br />
out of jail! Irvine is trying so desperately to keep their little suburban utopia intact, that they'll<br />
<strong>do</strong> anything, like violate your constitutional rights. That's why Gabriel's so anal retentive about<br />
my driving, even though I'm a d@mn good driver, unlike most <strong>Asians</strong>. He's always checking<br />
things to make sure we <strong>do</strong>n't <strong>get</strong> pulled over: the seat belts, the side mirrors, and right now,<br />
the passenger-side airbag. (By the way, Gabriel says that smoking pot in the car is totally<br />
okay, since he believes that the medicinal properties of marijuana actually help ease and<br />
relieve the stresses of driving— that sounds good enough to me so let's toke up!)<br />
Gabriel analyzes the passenger-side airbag with obsessive-compulsive hands, as if<br />
he's an inspection agent. “ <strong>Why</strong> is the airbag on my side so small? It's like the size of a Game<br />
Boy, ” Gabriel asks. He's the type of person that demands an answer to all of his stupid<br />
questions.<br />
“ It's the new superficial airbag which protects the most important part: the face, ” I<br />
retort, like a smart @ss. “ As long as the face is protected, 'cause the body <strong>do</strong>esn't <strong>really</strong><br />
matter. We all know how important faces are here in LA. ” If he likes stupid questions, then I'll<br />
give him stupid answers.