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Why do Asians really get straight A
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Yellow on the Outside, Shame on the
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THANKS TO: You, the reader Ryan & C
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Outset
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gigolo? A gigolo only screws one pe
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“ Are you daydreaming again? ”
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didn't come to America for the free
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pay taxes, fees, and other expenses
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school program, to strengthen and d
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3 I got up this morning feeling ver
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Since it's an Asian custom to alway
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that's when they get you for the bi
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slaps my right arm and says, “ Yo
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pressure from my parents. Plus, Asi
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that this guy thinks incest is best
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5 I start to fall asleep at the whe
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my eyes. “ All these yuppies are
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the picture. Before stepping into t
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that plenty of Asians have endured
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Of course, cops would always use th
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and even a Starbucks inside for all
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goodbye to them. “ Gabriel! What'
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“ And this is coming from a perso
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That's great if that's what she rea
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8 I can't believe that I actually f
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Rushing to my molecular biology cla
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letters on the top of my hand. “
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Theorem Number 2: Status; because i
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is quite discourteous. I almost got
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10 Waiting at the airport is easily
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happen to me— feather duster! So
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Who really needs to work 100 hours
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11 The plane lands as I start to wa
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just for the sake of getting a gift
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With all of us at the kitchen table
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grades they get and most importantl
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light up the incense— provided to
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Asian people are so obsessed with m
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Interlude
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throat and ease my nervousness. Per
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