Why do Asians really get straight A's? - Project Gutenberg Consortia ...

“ A beer— any kind, ” Gabriel requests.
“ A vodka tonic, ” Shirley requests.
“ A Perfect p*ssy, ” Janine requests— woah!
“ Excuse me? ” I ask Janine, making sure that I heard right, hoping that I heard right.
“ Perfect p*ssy. It's my favorite drink. ”
“ It's my favorite now, too, ” I happily announce. “ I'll be right back! ”
I order the drinks and bring them over. Shirley and Janine excuse themselves to go to
the bathroom. Gabriel and I tell them that we'll be waiting on the top level upstairs.
“ So which one do you want? ” I ask Gabriel, hoping that he picks Shirley so that I can
get Janine— and some of her favorite drink at the end of the night.
“ I want Janine, ” Gabriel answers briskly and adamantly, without hesitation. I knew he
was going to pick her!
“ d@mn it! Let me have her. ”
“ No. ”
“ I just broke up with Emilie and my parents are going to kill me for bombing the MCAT. ”
“ I haven't gotten laid in a year and my parents are also going to kill me for bombing the
MCAT. I win.”
guys.
“ Actually, we both lose. ”
“ What? ” Gabriel asks, caught off guard by my statement.
“ Look below, ” I direct, pointing my finger at Shirley and Janine dancing with two other
“ b*tches! ” Gabriel yells in disbelief. “ They played us like two cheap hookers. ”
“ Actually, expensive hookers; those drinks alone were a hundred bucks. ”
“ Women... ” Gabriel laments.
“ b*tches! ”
We decide to drink a couple of more beers before we head down to the dance floor.
Club Mode is actually rather spacious, with two levels and four bars, two at the bottom, two at
the top. There's also a huge lounge area next to the dance floor and a lounge area here at the
top. Most importantly, Club Mode provides a bountiful harvest of scantily clad Asian girls,
wearing the sexiest and skimpiest outfits: lacy halter tops, strapless corset dresses, skinny
satin pants, seductive swing skirts, and the most erotic of all, come-f*ck-me shoes— stunning