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Novels by Cecily von Ziegesar: Gossip Girl You Know You ... - Weebly

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Blair regained her composure and pushed her plate toward him,<br />

reaching for her drink and downing the rest of it in one big swallow.<br />

“<strong>You</strong> can have the rest,” she said, and stood up. “Excuse me.” Then<br />

she clacked away in her heels to stick her finger down her throat in<br />

the ladies’ room.<br />

Some lady.<br />

Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have<br />

been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.<br />

hey people!<br />

I thought S looked cute in her picture in the Sunday Times Styles<br />

section. Although her teachers probably weren’t thrilled to see her<br />

double-fisting martinis on a school day. To tell you the truth, I’m<br />

kind of over the whole thing. I mean, isn’t it enough that we have to<br />

see that picture of her every time we use public transportation?<br />

Obviously you’re not over it yet, though.<br />

<strong>You</strong>r E-mail<br />

hey gg,i went to the show at the gallery and looked for ur picture.<br />

very sexy. i like ur column too. u rule.—Bigfan<br />

Dear Bigfan, As long as you are not a stalker, I guess I’m flattered.<br />

—GG<br />

Dear <strong>Gossip</strong> <strong>Girl</strong>, When I saw S ’s picture in the paper, I had an<br />

idea!! Are you S ? If you are, you are very sneaky. Also, my dad<br />

loves you and wants you to write a book. He’s got lots of<br />

connections. If you tell me who you are, he can make you famous.<br />

—JNYHY<br />

Hey JNYHY, <strong>You</strong> are very sneaky yourself. And not to brag or<br />

anything, but I’m already kind of famous. Infamous is more like it.<br />

All the more reason for me not to tell you who I am. —GG<br />

Sightings<br />

D was seen returning a gorgeous Armani tux at Barneys and<br />

renting a much less gorgeous one at a formal store. His sister J was<br />

seen buying underwear at La Petite Coquette, although she<br />

chickened out on the thong. N was seen buying a big bag of pot in<br />

Central Park. Tell me something new. B was seen in the J. Sisters<br />

salon getting another Brazilian wax. The old one must have started<br />

to itch. S was seen with her feet out her bedroom window, letting<br />

her toenails dry. I don’t think she’s ever spent this much time at<br />

home in her entire life. Maybe she should get a cat or something.<br />

Meow.<br />

TWO QUESTIONS<br />

First: If you knew about a party that you weren’t invited to, wouldn’t<br />

you go, just to piss people off? I would.

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