Novels by Cecily von Ziegesar: Gossip Girl You Know You ... - Weebly
Novels by Cecily von Ziegesar: Gossip Girl You Know You ... - Weebly
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Blair regained her composure and pushed her plate toward him,<br />
reaching for her drink and downing the rest of it in one big swallow.<br />
“<strong>You</strong> can have the rest,” she said, and stood up. “Excuse me.” Then<br />
she clacked away in her heels to stick her finger down her throat in<br />
the ladies’ room.<br />
Some lady.<br />
Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have<br />
been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.<br />
hey people!<br />
I thought S looked cute in her picture in the Sunday Times Styles<br />
section. Although her teachers probably weren’t thrilled to see her<br />
double-fisting martinis on a school day. To tell you the truth, I’m<br />
kind of over the whole thing. I mean, isn’t it enough that we have to<br />
see that picture of her every time we use public transportation?<br />
Obviously you’re not over it yet, though.<br />
<strong>You</strong>r E-mail<br />
hey gg,i went to the show at the gallery and looked for ur picture.<br />
very sexy. i like ur column too. u rule.—Bigfan<br />
Dear Bigfan, As long as you are not a stalker, I guess I’m flattered.<br />
—GG<br />
Dear <strong>Gossip</strong> <strong>Girl</strong>, When I saw S ’s picture in the paper, I had an<br />
idea!! Are you S ? If you are, you are very sneaky. Also, my dad<br />
loves you and wants you to write a book. He’s got lots of<br />
connections. If you tell me who you are, he can make you famous.<br />
—JNYHY<br />
Hey JNYHY, <strong>You</strong> are very sneaky yourself. And not to brag or<br />
anything, but I’m already kind of famous. Infamous is more like it.<br />
All the more reason for me not to tell you who I am. —GG<br />
Sightings<br />
D was seen returning a gorgeous Armani tux at Barneys and<br />
renting a much less gorgeous one at a formal store. His sister J was<br />
seen buying underwear at La Petite Coquette, although she<br />
chickened out on the thong. N was seen buying a big bag of pot in<br />
Central Park. Tell me something new. B was seen in the J. Sisters<br />
salon getting another Brazilian wax. The old one must have started<br />
to itch. S was seen with her feet out her bedroom window, letting<br />
her toenails dry. I don’t think she’s ever spent this much time at<br />
home in her entire life. Maybe she should get a cat or something.<br />
Meow.<br />
TWO QUESTIONS<br />
First: If you knew about a party that you weren’t invited to, wouldn’t<br />
you go, just to piss people off? I would.