Novels by Cecily von Ziegesar: Gossip Girl You Know You ... - Weebly

a little exfoliant.
Tomorrow she’d be good as new.
Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have
been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.
hey people!
THE VIRGIN ISSUE
Can you believe N? He was thisclose to getting a nice slice of B pie,
if you know what I mean. I guess we’re supposed to admire his selfcontrol,
his ability to keep the old hot dog in the bun. But I bet B
really wouldn’t have minded too much if N had just kept his mouth
shut and got on with it instead of getting all moral on her and telling
her all about his time with S. I mean, who’s B going to lose it to
now?
I was wrong about boys. I always thought they’d do anything to bag
a virgin. I mean, I thought N would like the idea that B has never
done it. But he doesn’t seem to care about that at all. All it does is
make having sex with her this huge thing that he can’t deal with
without smoking a big fattie and downing half a bottle of JD. So
disappointing.
Not that he was too quick to jump S’s bones either, and we all know
she’s no virgin.
Maybe N just has high moral standards.
Ooh, that makes me like him even more.
Your E-mail
Hey gossip girl,i saw S go upstairs with some dude at the Tribeca
Star. she was wasted. i was kind of tempted to knock on the door
and see if there was a party going on or s/t, but i chickened out. i
just wanted your advice. do you think she’d do me? i mean, she
looks pretty easy.—Coop
Dear Coop, If you’re the type of guy who has to ask, then probably
not. S may be a ho, but she has excellent taste. —GG
Sightings
Just one: N at the burrito place on Lexington, chatting up the cute
girl behind the counter. She gave him extra guacamole for free.
Yeah, I bet she did.
You know you love me,
“Dan,” Jenny whispered, poking at her brother’s chest. “Wake up.”
Dan flung his hand over his eyes and kicked at his sheets. “Go
away. It’s Saturday,” he mumbled.
“Please get up,” Jenny whined. She sat down on the bed, poking
him repeatedly until he removed his arm to glare at her.