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“<strong>You</strong> and her had a thing, didn’t you, Nate?” Charlie said.<br />

“Where’d you hear that?” Nate asked, frowning.<br />

Charlie shook his head and smiled. “I don’t know, man. Around.<br />

What’s the problem? She’s hot.”<br />

“Yeah, well, I’ve had hotter,” Nate said, and immediately regretted<br />

it. What was he talking about?<br />

“Yeah, Blair’s pretty hot too, I guess,” Charlie said.<br />

“I bet she gets pretty crazy in bed,” Jeremy agreed.<br />

“Dude’s tired just thinking about it!” Anthony said, pointing at Nate<br />

and cackling.<br />

Nate laughed and shook his head, trying to shake their words out of<br />

his ears. He lay back in the grass and stared at the empty blue sky.<br />

If he tilted his head all the way back, he could just see the rooftops<br />

of the penthouses along Fifth Avenue, Serena’s and Blair’s included.<br />

Nate let his chin fall so all he could see was blue sky again. He was<br />

too baked to deal with any of this. He tuned his friends out and tried<br />

to clear his mind completely, his head as empty and blue as the sky.<br />

But he couldn’t get the images of Serena and Blair out of his mind’s<br />

eye, floating naked above his head. “<strong>You</strong> know you love me,” they<br />

were saying. Nate smiled and closed his eyes.<br />

Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have<br />

been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.<br />

hey people!<br />

I know it hasn’t been long. But I can’t resist writing more about N.<br />

My new favorite topic. He is so stunningly beautiful, after all. Even if<br />

he is kind of lacking in the balls department.<br />

STONED IN CENTRAL PARK<br />

Actually, my new favorite topic is the Waspoid—the elite version of<br />

the wasteoid, or stoner boy. Unlike the average stoner wasteoid, the<br />

Waspoid isn’t into metal or online dungeon games or skateboarding<br />

or eating vegan. He gets cute haircuts and has good skin. He smells<br />

nice, he wears the cashmere sweaters his girlfriend buys for him, he<br />

gets decent grades, and he’s sweet to his mom. He sails and plays<br />

soccer. He knows how to tie a necktie. He knows how to dance. He’s<br />

sexy! But the Waspoid never fully invests himself in anything or<br />

anyone. He isn’t a go-getter and he never says what’s on his mind.<br />

He doesn’t take risks, which is what makes it so risky to fall in love<br />

with him.<br />

<strong>You</strong> might have noticed that I’m just the opposite—I never know<br />

when to shut up! And I seriously believe that opposites attract. I<br />

have to confess, I’m becoming a Waspoid groupie.<br />

Apparently I’m not the only one.

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