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Charlie puffed on the joint and passed it to Jeremy. Nate shot him the ball and Charlie tripped over it. He was six feet tall, and his head was too big for his body. People called him Frankenstein. Ever the blond athletic one, even when he was stoned, Anthony dove for the ball, kicked it up in the air and headed it at Jeremy. It hit Jeremy in his puny chest and he let it roll to the ground, dribbling it between his feet. “Shit, this stuff is strong,” Jeremy said, hitching up his pants. They were always sliding down below his skinny hips, no matter how tightly he buckled his belt. “Yeah, it is,” Nate agreed. “I’m all fucked up.” His feet were itchy. It felt like the grass was growing through the rubber soles of his sneakers. Jeremy stopped dribbling the ball. “Hey, Nate. Have you seen Serena van der Woodsen yet?” he asked. “I heard she’s back.” Nate looked at the ball longingly, wishing he had it so he could dribble it away across the field and pretend he hadn’t heard Jeremy’s question. He could feel the other three boys staring at him. He bent down and pulled his left shoe off so he could scratch the bottom of his foot. Damn, it itched. “Yeah, I saw her Monday,” he said casually, hopping up and down on one foot. Charlie cleared his throat and spit in the grass. “What’d she look like?” he asked. “I heard she got into all sorts of trouble up at Hanover.” “Me too,” Anthony said, sucking on the roach. “I heard she got kicked out for having sex with this whole group of guys in her room. Her roommate ratted her out.” He laughed. “Like, couldn’t she afford a hotel room?” Charlie laughed. “I heard she has a kid. I’m serious. She had it in France and left it there. Her parents are paying to have it raised in some fancy French convent. It’s like a fucking movie, man.” Nate couldn’t believe what he was hearing. He dropped his shoe and sat down in the grass. Then he took off his other shoe and pulled off both of his socks. He didn’t say anything, he just sat there, scratching his bare feet. “Can you imagine Serena with all these guys in her dorm room? Like, Ooh, baby. Harder, harder!” Jeremy fell down on the grass, rubbing his skinny belly and cackling hysterically. “Oh, man!” “Wonder if she even knows who the daddy is,” Anthony said. “I heard there was a pretty major drug thing going on, too,” Charlie said. “She was dealing and got addicted to whatever it was. She was in rehab in Switzerland all summer. After the baby was born, I guess.” “Whoa, that is fucked up,” Jeremy said.
“You and her had a thing, didn’t you, Nate?” Charlie said. “Where’d you hear that?” Nate asked, frowning. Charlie shook his head and smiled. “I don’t know, man. Around. What’s the problem? She’s hot.” “Yeah, well, I’ve had hotter,” Nate said, and immediately regretted it. What was he talking about? “Yeah, Blair’s pretty hot too, I guess,” Charlie said. “I bet she gets pretty crazy in bed,” Jeremy agreed. “Dude’s tired just thinking about it!” Anthony said, pointing at Nate and cackling. Nate laughed and shook his head, trying to shake their words out of his ears. He lay back in the grass and stared at the empty blue sky. If he tilted his head all the way back, he could just see the rooftops of the penthouses along Fifth Avenue, Serena’s and Blair’s included. Nate let his chin fall so all he could see was blue sky again. He was too baked to deal with any of this. He tuned his friends out and tried to clear his mind completely, his head as empty and blue as the sky. But he couldn’t get the images of Serena and Blair out of his mind’s eye, floating naked above his head. “You know you love me,” they were saying. Nate smiled and closed his eyes. Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me. hey people! I know it hasn’t been long. But I can’t resist writing more about N. My new favorite topic. He is so stunningly beautiful, after all. Even if he is kind of lacking in the balls department. STONED IN CENTRAL PARK Actually, my new favorite topic is the Waspoid—the elite version of the wasteoid, or stoner boy. Unlike the average stoner wasteoid, the Waspoid isn’t into metal or online dungeon games or skateboarding or eating vegan. He gets cute haircuts and has good skin. He smells nice, he wears the cashmere sweaters his girlfriend buys for him, he gets decent grades, and he’s sweet to his mom. He sails and plays soccer. He knows how to tie a necktie. He knows how to dance. He’s sexy! But the Waspoid never fully invests himself in anything or anyone. He isn’t a go-getter and he never says what’s on his mind. He doesn’t take risks, which is what makes it so risky to fall in love with him. You might have noticed that I’m just the opposite—I never know when to shut up! And I seriously believe that opposites attract. I have to confess, I’m becoming a Waspoid groupie. Apparently I’m not the only one.
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Charlie puffed on the joint and passed it to Jeremy. Nate shot him<br />
the ball and Charlie tripped over it. He was six feet tall, and his<br />
head was too big for his body. People called him Frankenstein. Ever<br />
the blond athletic one, even when he was stoned, Anthony dove for<br />
the ball, kicked it up in the air and headed it at Jeremy. It hit Jeremy<br />
in his puny chest and he let it roll to the ground, dribbling it<br />
between his feet.<br />
“Shit, this stuff is strong,” Jeremy said, hitching up his pants. They<br />
were always sliding down below his skinny hips, no matter how<br />
tightly he buckled his belt.<br />
“Yeah, it is,” Nate agreed. “I’m all fucked up.” His feet were itchy. It<br />
felt like the grass was growing through the rubber soles of his<br />
sneakers.<br />
Jeremy stopped dribbling the ball. “Hey, Nate. Have you seen<br />
Serena van der Woodsen yet?” he asked. “I heard she’s back.”<br />
Nate looked at the ball longingly, wishing he had it so he could<br />
dribble it away across the field and pretend he hadn’t heard<br />
Jeremy’s question. He could feel the other three boys staring at him.<br />
He bent down and pulled his left shoe off so he could scratch the<br />
bottom of his foot. Damn, it itched. “Yeah, I saw her Monday,” he<br />
said casually, hopping up and down on one foot.<br />
Charlie cleared his throat and spit in the grass. “What’d she look<br />
like?” he asked. “I heard she got into all sorts of trouble up at<br />
Hanover.”<br />
“Me too,” Anthony said, sucking on the roach. “I heard she got<br />
kicked out for having sex with this whole group of guys in her room.<br />
Her roommate ratted her out.” He laughed. “Like, couldn’t she<br />
afford a hotel room?”<br />
Charlie laughed. “I heard she has a kid. I’m serious. She had it in<br />
France and left it there. Her parents are paying to have it raised in<br />
some fancy French convent. It’s like a fucking movie, man.”<br />
Nate couldn’t believe what he was hearing. He dropped his shoe<br />
and sat down in the grass. Then he took off his other shoe and<br />
pulled off both of his socks. He didn’t say anything, he just sat<br />
there, scratching his bare feet.<br />
“Can you imagine Serena with all these guys in her dorm room?<br />
Like, Ooh, ba<strong>by</strong>. Harder, harder!” Jeremy fell down on the grass,<br />
rubbing his skinny belly and cackling hysterically. “Oh, man!”<br />
“Wonder if she even knows who the daddy is,” Anthony said.<br />
“I heard there was a pretty major drug thing going on, too,” Charlie<br />
said. “She was dealing and got addicted to whatever it was. She<br />
was in rehab in Switzerland all summer. After the ba<strong>by</strong> was born, I<br />
guess.”<br />
“Whoa, that is fucked up,” Jeremy said.