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From: Dolly Vargas
Subject: Oh, pooh
You know how much I love to tease you. You're like the little mentally retarded sister I
never had. Just kidding, darling, just kidding. Besides, instead of railing against me, you
should feel sorry for me. I'm hopelessly in love with your Aaron, and he'll hardly give me the
time of day. He just sits in his little cubicle and looks at the screen saver he's had made
from a photo of the two of you. It's so pathetic, it almost makes me want to cry.
Except that ever since I had my lids done, I've been physically incapable of tears.
It isn't easy, you know, playing the ugly stepsister to your Cinderella, Mel. You think
I'm going to let you get that prince without a fight? Not hardly.
By the way, what's with that skirt you have on? It makes you look poochy.
XXXOOO
Dolly
PS Could you stop coughing so loud? It's aggravating my hangover.
To: George Sanchez
From: Mel Fuller
Subject: My health
Dear George,
I am writing this from home to let you know I will not be in today due to the fact that I
have woken up with a sore throat, fever, and runny nose.
I left the pages on your desk last night, and there's plenty for Ronnie to use for
tomorrow. Tell her it's all in the green file folder on my desk.
If you have any questions, you know where to find me.
Mel
PS PLEASE tell Amy Jenkins down in Human Resources that the reason I haven't logged
on today is because I'm out sick! She counted my last sick day as a tardy and it went in
my permanent personnel file!
PPS Can you make sure my Xena Warrior Princess action figure is back on my computer monitor?
Somebody took it, but he's supposed to put it back. Just let me know whether or not he has.
Thanks--
M
To: Don and Beverly Fuller