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PS You'll never guess what! One of your ex-boyfriends got married! I've attached the
announcement for you to see.
Attachment:
Photo of total goober and a girl with very big hair
Crystal Hope LeBeau and Jeremy "Jer" Vaughn, both of Lansing, were married at the
Lansing Church of Christ last Saturday. Parents of the bride are Brandi Jo and Dwight LeBeau of
Lansing, owners of Buckeye Liquors on Main Street in downtown Lansing. Parents of the groom
are Joan and Roger Vaughn. Joan Vaughn is a homemaker. Roger Vaughn is employed by Smith
Auto.
A reception was held at the Lansing Masonic Lodge, of which Mr. LeBeau is a member.
The bride, 22, is a graduate of Lansing High School and is currently employed at the Beauty
Barn. The groom, 29, is a graduate of Lansing High School and is employed by Buckeye Liquors.
After a honeymoon in Maui, the couple will reside in Lansing.
To: George Sanchez
From: Mel Fuller
Subject: Office morale
Dear George,
In an attempt to raise the morale around here, which I am sure you will agree with me is-to
coin a phrase you frequently employ--piss-poor, may I suggest that in lieu of a staff
meeting this week, we all take a stroll over to 53rd and Madison in order to admire the
gigantic sinkhole which has opened up in front of the office building housing our foe and
main competitor, The New York Chronicle?
I am sure you will agree with me that this will constitute a refreshing change from the
normal routine of listening to people complain about the how the local Krispy Kreme
shut down and how we haven’t been able to get decent doughnuts at our staff meetings
ever since. Plus, seeing as how all the water to the building in which the Chronicle is
housed has been shut off, we will have the fun of seeing our esteemed colleagues running
into the Starbucks across the street to use their facilities.
Please give this matter the full consideration it so richly deserves.
Sincerely,
Mel Fuller
Page Ten Correspondent
The New York Journal