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for lunch or something one of these days? I'd be more than willing to forego spinning class....<br />

Don't hate me.<br />

Nadine<br />

To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: You are such<br />

a mother hen. But yes, if you insist, I suppose I could arrange for the two of you to bump in<br />

to one another somehow. God, the things we do for our friends.<br />

Mel<br />

To: John Trent <br />

From: Genevieve Randolph Trent <br />

Subject: Your recent behavior<br />

Dear John,<br />

This is your grandmother speaking. Or should I say writing. I suppose you will be<br />

surprised to hear from me in this manner. I have chosen this venue, the E Mail, with<br />

which to correspond to you, because you have not returned a single one of my telephone<br />

calls, and your brother Jason assures me that while you may not check your answering<br />

machine, you actually do occasionally answer E Mail messages.<br />

<strong>The</strong>refore, to business:<br />

I can forgive the fact that you have chosen to throw caution to the wind and embark on<br />

your own career in a field that, frankly, no respectable Trent--or Randolph, either, for<br />

that matter--would ever consider. You have proven to me that not all news reporters are<br />

parasitic vermin. And I can forgive the fact that you chose to move out of the building and<br />

live on your own, first in that hellhole on 37th with that hairy lunatic, and then where you<br />

currently reside, in Brooklyn, which I'm told is the most charming of the five boroughs, aside<br />

from the occasional race riot and collapsing supermarket.<br />

And I can even forgive you for choosing not to touch any of the money that has been held<br />

in trust for you since your grandfather's death. A man should make his own way in the<br />

world, if at all possible, and not depend upon his family for his means. I applaud your<br />

effort to do just that. It is far more than any of my other grandchildren have done. Look at<br />

your cousin Dickie. I'm certain if that boy had a vocation like you do, John, he would not<br />

spend half so much time putting things up his nose that have no business being there.

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