The Boy Next Door - Weebly
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attempt to drive through flash-flood swollen rivers in their SUVs always end being people who don't know how to swim? To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: He wrote back! And he asked me out. Well, sort of. I guess it's more of a pity slash thank you thing than an actual date. But maybe if I get just the right dress.... You're the restaurant expert. Which one should I pick? Mel To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: You aren't going to... be able to pay your rent next month if you keep buying outfits to impress this guy. I have an idea. Wear something you already own. He can't have seen everything you own already. He only moved in a couple of weeks ago, and I know you have ten million skirts. Here's another idea: why don't the two of you come to Fresche? That way, Tony and I can get a look at him and let you know what we think. Just a thought. Nadine To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: HA! What do you think I am, stupid? We aren't going anywhere near Fresche. Not in a million years. Mel
To: Mel Fuller From: Tony Salerno Subject: So we're not good enough for you, huh? I guess when it comes to fine dining, you really know who your friends are. I mean, evidently, you have some kind of prejudice against my restaurant that I never knew about before now. And yet whenever I've offered to grill you up some of my classic chicken paillard, you've never turned me down. Could it be that all this time, you've merely been humoring me? What about Nadine? She's not really your best friend, is she? You probably have some fancy other best friend tucked away for emergencies, don't you? It's all becoming clear now. T To: Tony Salerno From: Mel Fuller Subject: You know good and well why I don't want to go to your restaurant. I don't care to be gawked at by my best friend on her boyfriend! And you know it. You are really insufferable, you know that? It's a good thing you're such a good cook--and so good-looking, too, of course. Mel ;-) To: Mel Fuller From: Dolly Vargas Subject: Dinner Darling, are you mad? You have simply got to make him take you to La Grenouille. There just isn't anywhere else worthwhile. And it isn't as if he can't afford it. My God, Max Friedlander made a fortune photographing that Vivica creature for that new Maybelline print campaign. After all, you did give that woman mouth-to-mouth. For that he owes you something from Tiffany's, or Cartier, at the very least. Dolly XXXOOO
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- Page 33 and 34: What's more important to him, a bun
- Page 35 and 36: Subject: Well???? DON'T TELL NADINE
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- Page 39 and 40: To: Mel Fuller From: Aaron Spender
- Page 41 and 42: From: Jason Trent Subject: How'd I
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- Page 47 and 48: prints, etc. But unless that happen
- Page 49 and 50: From: Tony Salerno Subject: Cut it
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- Page 57 and 58: To: John Trent From: Jason Trent
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- Page 67 and 68: PS I don't have to tell you how muc
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- Page 73 and 74: humiliating! Tim Grabowski from Pro
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- Page 85 and 86: Tim To: Tim Grabowski From: Nadine
- Page 87 and 88: Friend Tim: Likewise, I'm sure. Our
- Page 89 and 90: Subject: Miss Fuller Dearest John,
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- Page 93 and 94: PS We're out of Cheerios. Can you p
- Page 95 and 96: To: Mel Fuller From: Aaron Spender
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- Page 99 and 100: From: Mel Fuller Subject: My Last
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- Page 105 and 106: From: Mel Fuller Subject: Snickerd
- Page 107 and 108: To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcoc
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- Page 111 and 112: knocked a little while ago, but you
- Page 113 and 114: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU??
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attempt to drive through flash-flood swollen rivers in their SUVs always end being people<br />
who don't know how to swim?<br />
To: Nadine Wilcock <br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: He wrote back!<br />
And he asked me out.<br />
Well, sort of. I guess it's more of a pity slash thank you thing than an actual date.<br />
But maybe if I get just the right dress....<br />
You're the restaurant expert. Which one should I pick?<br />
Mel<br />
To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Nadine Wilcock <br />
Subject: You aren't going to...<br />
be able to pay your rent next month if you keep buying outfits to impress this guy.<br />
I have an idea. Wear something you already own. He can't have seen everything you own<br />
already. He only moved in a couple of weeks ago, and I know you have ten million skirts.<br />
Here's another idea: why don't the two of you come to Fresche? That way, Tony and I<br />
can get a look at him and let you know what we think.<br />
Just a thought.<br />
Nadine<br />
To: Nadine Wilcock <br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: HA!<br />
What do you think I am, stupid? We aren't going anywhere near Fresche. Not in a million years.<br />
Mel
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