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PS I don't have to tell you how much I hate this, right? This exercise thing? I mean, in
case you didn't know. I hate it. I really hate sweating. It's not natural. It really isn't.
To: Nadine Wilcock
From: Mel Fuller
Subject: But that would explain...
why he didn't try to kiss me, or put his arm around me, or anything! He's gay!
And I offered to go with him next time he goes up to the hospital to visit his aunt.
I must seem like the biggest nagging idiot in the world!
Mel
PS Let's go to the noon class so we can get it over with. I know you hate it, Nadine, but
it's good for you. And sweating is natural. People have been doing it for many thousands
of years. You know what's not natural? Mariah Carey's chest.
To: Mel Fuller
From: Nadine Wilcock
Subject: Are you...
suffering from a synaptic breakdown? First of all, he's not gay.
Secondly, even if he was gay, you're saying you want to go with him to see his comatose
aunt is hardly nagging. It's actually very nice. I told you not to listen to Dolly.
Remember the chenille bedspread? Remember when you saw him feeding the dog Alpo
right there on the bed? Would a gay man ever do that to chenille?
Nad
PS Everyone knows Mariah had work done. This is a surprise to you?
To: Nadine Wilcock
From: Mel Fuller
Subject: Oh