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3. canine<br />
4. caprine<br />
5. equine<br />
6. feline<br />
7. porcine<br />
Now, you might get your combinations of certain traits. For instance, you might have a<br />
very porcine young lady--hedonistic, gluttonous, etc.--who is also a bit avian--emptyheaded,<br />
a bit giddy, maybe. I would say the perfect combination would be a girl like<br />
Vivica: feline--sexy and independent, while at the same time equine--haughty, yet poetic.<br />
What you don't want is canine--overly dependent--or bovine--speaks for itself. And I'd<br />
stay away from caprines--fond of game-playing, and all that.<br />
Well, that's all for today. I hope you've enjoyed your lesson--and that it made sense. I'm<br />
drunk off my ass right now, you know.<br />
Max<br />
To: Max Friedlander <br />
From: John Trent <br />
Subject: You<br />
Please don't write to me anymore.<br />
I will walk your aunt's dog and feed your aunt's cats. I will pretend to be you.<br />
But don't write to me anymore. Reading your pathetic ramblings on a subject that you<br />
will clearly never, ever come to understand is simply more than I can take at this point in<br />
my life.<br />
John<br />
To: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />
From: Jason Trent <br />
Subject: <strong>The</strong> redhead<br />
Hi, John, it's me, Stacy. Jason refuses to ask, so I will:<br />
How's it going? I mean, with that girl, and pretending to be Max Friedlander, and all of<br />
that? Let me know!<br />
Love,<br />
Stacy<br />
PS We missed you at the dedication. You should have been there. Your grandmother was<br />
very hurt, as were the girls. <strong>The</strong>y've really been bugging me about whether or not you’re