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To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: Do what? Mel, what are you doing? You are making me very nervous. I hate when you get like this. And I thought you liked the bridesmaid dresses I picked out. Mel?? MEL???? To: Amy Jenkins cc: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: Weight loss programs Dear Ms. Jenkins, Since you people down in the Staff Assistance Program are so eager to help us beleaguered correspondents up here in the newsroom, I was wondering if you could let us know if the NY Journal offers its employees discounted membership rates at any of the nearby local gyms. Please let me know as soon as possible. Thank you. Melissa Fuller Page Ten Correspondent The New York Journal To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: Have you completely lost your mind? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???? I can't join a gym! I'm depressed, not suicidal! I'm going to kill you.... Nad
To: jerrylives@freemail.com From: Mel Fuller Subject: Talk about a disaster Hey, did you check out the Weather Channel this morning? Major tropical depressions down in the Bahamas. I think we're looking at an upgrade to tropical storm any day now. Keep your fingers crossed. Mel PS Next time you're going up to see your aunt, let me know, and I'll come with you. I heard people in comas can recognize voices, so maybe I could try talking to her. You know, since I used to see her practically every day, and all. To: John Trent From: Max Friedlander Subject: Me Hi! How's it going? Long time no heard from, huh? Just thought I'd check in. How's my aunt? The old bag croak yet? Just kidding. I know how sensitive you are about all that, so I won't wax humorous on that subject of old ladies meeting their makers. Besides, I love the old harpy. I really do. Well, things here in Key West are going swimmingly. And I do mean that literally. Viv and I found a nude beach the other day, and all I can say is, John, if you haven’t gone skinny dipping with a bow-legged supermodel, then, son, you haven't lived. While she's in town having her bikini area waxed (for those occasions when we are required to garb ourselves, such as around the hotel pool) I thought I'd see how things were going with you, pal. You know, you really came through for me in a jam, and I don't want you to think I don't appreciate it. In fact, I appreciate it so much, I am going to offer you some advice. Advice on women, actually, since I know how you are about them. You know, you shouldn't be so standoffish. You really aren't a bad-looking guy. And now that you are, I trust, dressing with a little more class, thanks to my tutelage, I assume you are getting a little more action. It is time, I think, to move on to Max Friedlander's Panoplic Guide to Women. There are seven types of women. Got that? Seven. No more. No less. That's it. They are as follows: 1. avian 2. bovine
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To: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: Talk about a disaster<br />
Hey, did you check out the Weather Channel this morning? Major tropical depressions<br />
down in the Bahamas. I think we're looking at an upgrade to tropical storm any day now.<br />
Keep your fingers crossed.<br />
Mel<br />
PS <strong>Next</strong> time you're going up to see your aunt, let me know, and I'll come with you. I<br />
heard people in comas can recognize voices, so maybe I could try talking to her. You<br />
know, since I used to see her practically every day, and all.<br />
To: John Trent <br />
From: Max Friedlander <br />
Subject: Me<br />
Hi! How's it going? Long time no heard from, huh? Just thought I'd check in. How's my<br />
aunt? <strong>The</strong> old bag croak yet? Just kidding. I know how sensitive you are about all that,<br />
so I won't wax humorous on that subject of old ladies meeting their makers.<br />
Besides, I love the old harpy. I really do.<br />
Well, things here in Key West are going swimmingly. And I do mean that literally. Viv<br />
and I found a nude beach the other day, and all I can say is, John, if you haven’t gone<br />
skinny dipping with a bow-legged supermodel, then, son, you haven't lived.<br />
While she's in town having her bikini area waxed (for those occasions when we are<br />
required to garb ourselves, such as around the hotel pool) I thought I'd see how things<br />
were going with you, pal. You know, you really came through for me in a jam, and I don't<br />
want you to think I don't appreciate it.<br />
In fact, I appreciate it so much, I am going to offer you some advice. Advice on women,<br />
actually, since I know how you are about them. You know, you shouldn't be so standoffish.<br />
You really aren't a bad-looking guy. And now that you are, I trust, dressing with a<br />
little more class, thanks to my tutelage, I assume you are getting a little more action. It is<br />
time, I think, to move on to Max Friedlander's Panoplic Guide to Women.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are seven types of women. Got that? Seven. No more. No less. That's it.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y are as follows:<br />
1. avian<br />
2. bovine