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To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: What is going on here?<br />

What was that supposed to be? An intervention? I nearly died when I walked into the<br />

Ladies Room and Dolly was there with you. I kept looking around for the fax guy,<br />

thinking he was hiding in one of the stalls with a box of condoms and some edible massage<br />

oil, and her being there was all just some terrible mistake.<br />

Nadine, I don't care what Dolly says about Max Friedlander. He is nothing like that.<br />

Maybe he used to be, but he's changed. I mean, I know. I have spent time with the guy.<br />

And I've watched him with Paco, and especially with Mr. Peepers (okay, I admit it, so I<br />

spied on him through the window. Hey, I'm not proud. But it's the truth). Mr. Peepers<br />

hates everybody, but he is really starting to warm up to Max, and I know you can't judge<br />

a person by how he or she relates to animals, but I think it says a lot about Max that he<br />

has spent so much time getting to know his aunt's pets that even a distrustful and<br />

generally anti-social cat like Mr. Peepers is starting to warm up to him. OK?<br />

And yeah, maybe my batting average ain't what it ought to be, considering the fact that<br />

Aaron was doing Barbara Bellerieve behind my back and I never suspected a thing, but I<br />

really don't think Max is just out to get me into bed. Because if what Dolly is saying is<br />

true, then Max Friedlander could have anybody. So why would he want me? I am not<br />

being self-effacing, either. I mean, why would a guy like that go for a short red-headed<br />

gossip columnist when he could have--well, Cindy Crawford, if she wasn't happily<br />

married to that guy who owns Skybar, or Princess Stephanie of Monaco, or somebody<br />

like that? I mean, seriously, think about it, Nadine.<br />

That's all. I'm not mad, or anything. Just hurt, I guess. I mean, I'm not a baby.<br />

Mel<br />

PS You can make it up to me by helping me pick out new shoes at Nine West to go with<br />

my new dress.<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Nadine Wilcock <br />

Subject: Fine. Go out with him. See if I care.<br />

But I want a full report the minute you get back. Understand?<br />

And I am warning you, Mel, if this guy breaks your heart and you are mopey for my<br />

wedding, I will personally kill both him and you.<br />

Nad :-[

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