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answered with Stop suffocating me, and I'm not ready for a commitment. Variations on this theme include: Can't we just take this one day at a time? and I'll call you on Friday. I swear it. Are you getting the picture? Oh, and did I tell you about the time Max made all the models on a Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot ice down their nipples because they weren't sticking out enough? Darling, he'll eat our little Mel up and spit her out. You didn't really mean what you said about Nobu, did you? Dolly XXXOOO To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: OK, so what do I wear? Seriously. Last time I saw him, I was in sweats, so I want to look really, really good. Come with me at lunch and help me pick something out. I'm thinking this slip dress I saw at Bebe. But do you think that's too slutty for a first date? To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: We need to talk Meet me in the Ladies Room in five minutes. To: Mel Fuller cc: Nadine Wilcock cc: Dolly Vargas From: George Sanchez Subject: Doesn't anybody work here anymore? Where the hell is everybody? Has it occurred to any of you that we have a paper to put out? Dolly, where's that story you were doing on stilettos, silent killers? Nadine, I'm still waiting for that review of Bobby Flay's new place. Mel, did you, or did you not, attend last night's premiere of the new Billy Bob Thornton film? I expected at least a diatribe from you about what a cad he was to leave the blonde chick from Jurassic Park for that creepy girl who has the thing for her brother. If I don't see some butts in some chairs pretty soon, there's not going to be cake for any
of you at Stella's baby shower. And I really mean it this time. George To: Jason Trent From: John Trent Subject: Me? Hostile? You ought to take a look in the mirror, Jase. You are not going prematurely bald because of your genes, bud. I am practically your genetic double, and not to brag or anything, but I still have a full head of hair. You have got a lot of pent up hostility killing off those follicles. And if you ask me, it's all directed at Mim. It's your own fault for letting her run your life. See, I broke free, and guess what? Not a single damn strand on my pillow when I wake up in the morning. I am willing to overlook your intense personal insecurities for the moment in order to inform you that I will not be able to attend the dedication tomorrow night as I have alternate plans. I will elaborate no more, for fear of further fraternal wrath. I like that, further fraternal wrath. Maybe I'll put that in my novel. Fraternally yours, your faithful brother, John To: Nadine Wilcock cc: Dolly Vargas From: Mel Fuller Subject: Chill You two need to calm down. I am going out with the guy, okay? I am not diving into bed with him. As Aaron can attest, I do not dive into bed with anybody that easily, all right? You guys are way overreacting. First of all, Dolly, I don't even believe that nipple story. And Nadine, I am not the emotionally fragile mess you imagine me to be. Okay, I am concerned about Winona Ryder's love life, but it is not keeping me up nights. Ditto Laura Dern. I can take care of myself. Besides, it's just a movie, for God's sake. Thanks for caring, though. Mel
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Page 9 and 10: To: Aaron Spender From: Mel Fuller
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Page 13 and 14: To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcoc
Page 15 and 16: Well, enjoy! And you make sure you
Page 17 and 18: To: Mel Fuller From: George Sanche
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Page 33 and 34: What's more important to him, a bun
Page 35 and 36: Subject: Well???? DON'T TELL NADINE
Page 37 and 38: all. Although I guess it wasn't rea
Page 39 and 40: To: Mel Fuller From: Aaron Spender
Page 41 and 42: From: Jason Trent Subject: How'd I
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Page 47 and 48: prints, etc. But unless that happen
Page 49 and 50: From: Tony Salerno Subject: Cut it
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Page 65 and 66: ever coming to visit us again. Are
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Page 87 and 88: Friend Tim: Likewise, I'm sure. Our
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Page 93 and 94: PS We're out of Cheerios. Can you p
Page 95 and 96: To: Mel Fuller From: Aaron Spender
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Page 99 and 100: From: Mel Fuller Subject: My Last
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From: Mel Fuller Subject: Snickerd
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To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcoc
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knocked a little while ago, but you
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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU??
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LOVE, BRITTANY AND ASHLEY To: John
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To: David J. Belew From: John Tren
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Okay, I know it's been a long time
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hours. She never goes twenty-four h
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Tim To: Nadine Wilcock From: Georg
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To:Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller
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I just don't understand what a guy
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To: Mel Fuller From: George Sanche
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Now, we can't really tell if any of
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Anyway, she's wracked all my credit
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was just lovely, and Donny looked s
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ight? Did you tell her it was too l
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To: Dolly Vargas From: Mel Fuller
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To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fulle
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To: Sebastian Leandro From: Max Fr
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To: Mel Fuller From: jerrylives@fr
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Subject: Well, this is it We're lea
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that means it’s time for WORKING?
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To: Mel Fuller From: jerrylives@fr
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To: John Trent From: Stacy Trent
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To: jerrylives@freemail.com From:Me
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stalls.... Go in there and tell her
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security desk, trying to get signed
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To: Mel Fuller From: Dolly Vargas
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pursue a restraining order against
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Something has got to be done about
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could do for all the advice she's g
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think we should just print a big bl
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To: John Trent From: Michael Evere
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If Trent doesn't sue the pants off
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From: Sergeant Paul Reese Subject:
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To: John Trent From: Mel Fuller S
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To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fulle
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To: Mel Fuller From: Max Friedland
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To: John Trent From: Mel Fuller S
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To: Max Friedlander From: Sebastia
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anyway. And what do you think happe
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I would be honored to go to lunch w
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I just spoke with John. He is so do
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whole thing with John has sent you
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Geez, calm down, will you? Max isn'
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To: Tony Salerno From: Nadine Wilc
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Tim Grabowski ; George Sanchez Fro
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From: Mel Fuller Subject: Lunch Oh
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To: George Sanchez From: Mel Fulle
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From: Genevieve Randolph Trent Sub
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But Nadine, I do now, I really beli
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To: Mel Fuller From: Max Friedland
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Don't try to tell me she won't, eit
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Um, I think she had to do some rese
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Max: Don't you know it. Then she ha
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"The perpetrator wished to throw in
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To: Mel Fuller From: Vivica@sophis
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