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answered with Stop suffocating me, and I'm not ready for a commitment. Variations on this<br />

theme include: Can't we just take this one day at a time? and I'll call you on Friday. I swear it.<br />

Are you getting the picture? Oh, and did I tell you about the time Max made all the models on<br />

a Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot ice down their nipples because they weren't sticking out<br />

enough? Darling, he'll eat our little Mel up and spit her out.<br />

You didn't really mean what you said about Nobu, did you?<br />

Dolly XXXOOO<br />

To: Nadine Wilcock <br />

From: Mel Fuller <br />

Subject: OK, so what do I wear?<br />

Seriously. Last time I saw him, I was in sweats, so I want to look really, really good.<br />

Come with me at lunch and help me pick something out. I'm thinking this slip dress I saw<br />

at Bebe. But do you think that's too slutty for a first date?<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

From: Nadine Wilcock <br />

Subject: We need to talk<br />

Meet me in the Ladies Room in five minutes.<br />

To: Mel Fuller <br />

cc: Nadine Wilcock <br />

cc: Dolly Vargas <br />

From: George Sanchez <br />

Subject: Doesn't anybody work here anymore?<br />

Where the hell is everybody? Has it occurred to any of you that we have a paper to put<br />

out? Dolly, where's that story you were doing on stilettos, silent killers?<br />

Nadine, I'm still waiting for that review of Bobby Flay's new place.<br />

Mel, did you, or did you not, attend last night's premiere of the new Billy Bob Thornton<br />

film? I expected at least a diatribe from you about what a cad he was to leave the blonde<br />

chick from Jurassic Park for that creepy girl who has the thing for her brother.<br />

If I don't see some butts in some chairs pretty soon, there's not going to be cake for any

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