The Boy Next Door - Weebly

From: Tony Salerno
Subject: Cut it out
I've been trying to get through to you for the past two hours, but your phone's been
busy. I can only assume that either it's off the hook because you don't want to talk to
me, or you are yakking it up on-line with Mel. If it is the latter, go off line and call me at
the restaurant. If it is the former, stop being such a spaz.
All I said was if you're that freaked out about this whole wedding dress thing, get a
personal trainer, or something. I mean, jeez, Nadine, you're driving me crazy with this
whole size twelve crap. Who CARES what size you are? *I* don't care. I love you
exactly the way you are. And I don't give a rat's ass how many of your sisters have worn
that stupid dress of your mother's. I hate that dress anyway. It's ugly. Just go out and buy
a new dress, one that fits you the way you are NOW. You'll feel better in it and it will look
better on you. Your mother will understand, and who cares what your sisters think? Screw your
sisters, anyway. I have to go. Table 7 just sent back their salmon because it was undercooked.
See what you made me do?
T
To: Tony Salerno
From: Nadine Wilcock
Subject: Excuse me....
but I do not appreciate your attitude towards my sisters. I happen to like my sisters.
What if I said screw your brothers? What if I said screw your uncle Giovanni? How
would you like that, huh? It's all very well for you to talk. All you have to do is throw
on some rented tuxedo. *I* on the other hand have to be radiant.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? God, it's so easy to be a man.
Nad
To: Nadine Wilcock
From: Mel Fuller
Subject: No big deal
He just couldn't figure out how to work his aunt's electric can opener. He bought Mr.
Peepers some actual tuna in order to lure him out from under the bed. It didn't work, of
course. I suggested next time he buy tuna in water rather than olive oil. I don't know that
cats like olive oil so much.
Anyway, while I was there, he asked which was the best place in the neighborhood to