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John PS Write back to me at my new address, listed above. I'm not sure whether it works yet. To: jerrylives@freemail.com From: Jason Trent Subject: Your new email address John: Jerry lives? Are you insane? Have you lost your mind? THAT's the address you chose as your redhead safe account? You might be surprised to know that most girls don't like Jerry Garcia, John. They like Mariah Carey. I know this from watching VH1. And stop writing to my wife. All I've heard from her all day is Who's Alyson? Who's Michelle? Next time I see you, Jerry, you are a dead man. Jason To: Jason Trent From: Subject: Jerry You're wrong. Most girls prefer Jerry Garcia to Mariah Carey. I just took an office poll, and Jerry won over Mariah by a margin of nearly five to one--although the girl from the mailroom doesn't like either of them, so her vote doesn't count. Besides, I looked at Melissa's CDs when she was in the kitchen getting the root beer, and I didn't see a single thing by Mariah Carey. You know nothing about women. John To: jerrylives@freemail.com From: Jason Trent Subject: You know nothing about women
And you do???????????? To: Sergeant Paul Reese From: John Trent Subject: Helen Friedlander Reese-- I was wondering if you could do me a favor. I need a look at anything you've got on Helen Friedlander, 12-17 West 82nd, Apt. 15A. She was a B & E with, I believe, an assault--a pretty serious one, since she's been in the ICU ever since, comatose. I appreciate it, and no, it's not for a story, so don't worry about your CO. John Trent Senior Crime Correspondent The New York Chronicle To: Max Friedlander From: John Trent Subject: Helen Friedlander Don't worry. Everything went fine. I safely evaded Ms. Fuller's queries about my work for the Save the Children Fund. Nice one, by the way. I suppose by children you mean those 18-year-old gum-chewing sticks you spend your days photographing in fashions only 48-year-old divorcees can afford? You really are a bastard, you know. J To: John Trent From: Max Friedlander Subject: Lighten up God, I forgot what a stick in the mud you could be. No wonder you haven't had a girlfriend in so long. What was wrong with the last one? Oh, yeah, I remember: the
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PS Write back to me at my new address, listed above. I'm not sure whether it works yet.<br />
To: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />
From: Jason Trent <br />
Subject: Your new email address<br />
John:<br />
Jerry lives? Are you insane? Have you lost your mind? THAT's the address you chose<br />
as your redhead safe account? You might be surprised to know that most girls don't like<br />
Jerry Garcia, John. <strong>The</strong>y like Mariah Carey. I know this from watching VH1.<br />
And stop writing to my wife. All I've heard from her all day is Who's Alyson? Who's<br />
Michelle? <strong>Next</strong> time I see you, Jerry, you are a dead man.<br />
Jason<br />
To: Jason Trent <br />
From: <br />
Subject: Jerry<br />
You're wrong. Most girls prefer Jerry Garcia to Mariah Carey. I just took an office poll,<br />
and Jerry won over Mariah by a margin of nearly five to one--although the girl from the<br />
mailroom doesn't like either of them, so her vote doesn't count.<br />
Besides, I looked at Melissa's CDs when she was in the kitchen getting the root beer, and<br />
I didn't see a single thing by Mariah Carey. You know nothing about women.<br />
John<br />
To: jerrylives@freemail.com<br />
From: Jason Trent <br />
Subject: You know nothing about women
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