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Of course I care. And don't worry, I already checked her out. She does the gossip page. I doubt you've been running into any gossip columnists at the crime scenes you've been covering lately. Max PS Apply for a second email account. My God, it's not like you don't have the money. PPS Quit bugging me. Vivica and I are trying to watch the sunset. To: Max Friedlander From: John Trent Subject: I'm not happy Gossip? She's a gossip columnist, Max? She's going to know I'm not you for SURE. Max? MAX??? To: Nadine Wilcock From: Mel Fuller Subject: Max Friedlander Oh my God, Nadine! I heard from him! He's on assignment in Ethiopia, photographing little starving kids for the Save the Children Fund! And I've just asked him to leave to come home and take care of his aunt's dog! What kind of a horrible bitch must I seem to him? Oh God, I knew I shouldn't have tried to contact him. Now he's going to hate me. Mel To: Mel Fuller From: Nadine Wilcock Subject: Max Friedlander
What's more important to him, a bunch of starving kids he doesn't know, or his aunt's dog? I don't mean to sound cold, but starving children or not, the man has to take some responsibility. Besides, his aunt is in a coma, Mel. I mean, if your only living relative is in a coma, you come home, for God's sake, starving kids or not. When's he getting here, anyway? Are you going to be able to make the pool party? Because Tony's threatening to break off the engagement if I don't go. Nad :-/ To: Mel Fuller From: Dolly Vargas Subject: Max Friedlander Darling, I could hear you shrieking all the way in the art department. I thought at the very least the cast of Friends was breaking up. But now I find out it's only because Max Friedlander emailed you. But what's this I hear about him doing it from in Ethiopia? Max Friedlander would NEVER go to Ethiopia. My God, it's so...dusty there. You must be confusing him with someone else. Now, listen, about Aaron: I am bound and determined to make him into something I wouldn't be ashamed to introduce to Stephen. So do you think he'll resist strongly to my steering him over towards Barney's? He's simply got to have some linen pants, don't you think? He'll look so devastatingly F Scott Fitzgerald in linen. Can you say something, darling, next time you pass him on your way to the copier? Something completely cutting like, Nice khakis, ought to put him exactly where I want him. Dolly XXXOOO To: Don and Beverly Fuller From: Mel Fuller Subject: Debbie Phillips Hi, Mom. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. Things here have been pretty busy, like I mentioned to you over the phone. I'm still walking Mrs. Friedlander's dog, but tonight her nephew is supposed to come by, and hopefully we'll work something out. Which is good because I've been getting into trouble at work for being late every day. I don't know why people in Human Resources have such axes to grind against us every day working stiffs. It's like they think they're special, or something, because they control what goes into our performance files.
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What's more important to him, a bunch of starving kids he doesn't know, or his aunt's<br />
dog? I don't mean to sound cold, but starving children or not, the man has to take some<br />
responsibility. Besides, his aunt is in a coma, Mel. I mean, if your only living relative<br />
is in a coma, you come home, for God's sake, starving kids or not.<br />
When's he getting here, anyway? Are you going to be able to make the pool party?<br />
Because Tony's threatening to break off the engagement if I don't go.<br />
Nad :-/<br />
To: Mel Fuller <br />
From: Dolly Vargas <br />
Subject: Max Friedlander<br />
Darling, I could hear you shrieking all the way in the art department. I thought at the very<br />
least the cast of Friends was breaking up. But now I find out it's only because Max Friedlander<br />
emailed you. But what's this I hear about him doing it from in Ethiopia? Max Friedlander would<br />
NEVER go to Ethiopia. My God, it's so...dusty there. You must be confusing him with someone<br />
else.<br />
Now, listen, about Aaron: I am bound and determined to make him into something I<br />
wouldn't be ashamed to introduce to Stephen. So do you think he'll resist strongly to my<br />
steering him over towards Barney's? He's simply got to have some linen pants, don't<br />
you think? He'll look so devastatingly F Scott Fitzgerald in linen.<br />
Can you say something, darling, next time you pass him on your way to the copier?<br />
Something completely cutting like, Nice khakis, ought to put him exactly where I want<br />
him.<br />
Dolly XXXOOO<br />
To: Don and Beverly Fuller <br />
From: Mel Fuller <br />
Subject: Debbie Phillips<br />
Hi, Mom. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. Things here have been pretty<br />
busy, like I mentioned to you over the phone. I'm still walking Mrs. Friedlander's dog,<br />
but tonight her nephew is supposed to come by, and hopefully we'll work something out.<br />
Which is good because I've been getting into trouble at work for being late every day. I<br />
don't know why people in Human Resources have such axes to grind against us every<br />
day working stiffs. It's like they think they're special, or something, because they control<br />
what goes into our performance files.
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