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To: Mel Fuller
From: Max Friedlander
Subject: My Aunt
Dear Ms. Fuller,
I am shocked. Deeply shocked and appalled to hear what has happened to my aunt
Helen. She is, as I'm sure you know, my only living relative. I cannot thank you enough
for the efforts you've gone to in order to contact me and let me know about this tragedy.
Although I am currently on assignment in Africa--perhaps you've heard of the drought
here in Ethiopia? I am doing a photo shoot for the Save the Children Fund--I will begin
making preparations to return to New York at once. If my aunt should wake before I get
there, please assure her that I am on my way.
And thank you again, Ms. Fuller. Everything they say about cold and unfeeling New
Yorkers is obviously untrue in your case. God bless you.
Sincerely,
Maxwell Friedlander
To: John Trent
From: Max Friedlander
Subject: SOS
Dude. I'm in trouble. You've got to help me out.
I'm serious. You don't know what's at stake here: I have a chance for an extended
vacation with Vivica. Yeah, you read that right. Vivica. The supermodel. The one who
just dumped Trump. The one in those ads for that new bra with the water pump. The one
on the SI cover. Yeah. THAT one.
But it's not going to work out, buddy, if you don't do me a little favor. Just one little
favor. That's all I'm asking. And I know I don't have to remind you about that time I saved
your you-know-what in Vegas. Remember? Spring Break, our senior year? I've never seen
anybody drink as many pitchers of margaritas as you did that night. I'm telling you, man, you'd
be paying alimony right now if it weren't for me. I SAVED you. And you swore to me the next
day (by the pool, remember?) that if there was ever anything you could do for me, you'd do it.
Well, today's the day. I'm calling it in. The Favor.
Crap, they're making me put away my electronic devices for take-off. Write back, man. I
gotta know if you can do this for me, or else I'm dead meat.
Max